Hunter Biden ‘laptop from hell’ scandal turns 4: How media, intelligence community mislead Americans https://t.co/gmMRtUXMZa

— Fox News (@FoxNews) October 14, 2024

A leaked internal polling memo by the Senate Leadership Fund, the main Republican Senate PAC tasked with flipping the chamber, finds Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 45 to 42 percent in Michigan and 49 to 48 percent in Pennsylvania, with Arizona and Nevada tied at 47 and 46 percent each, respectively, and Trump leading 46 to 45 percent in Wisconsin. Gremlin-faced Texas Senator Ted Cruz also leads Dem Congressman Collin Allred 48 to 47 percent while Ohio Dem Sherrod Brown leads bi-curious dipshit Bernie Moreno 45 to 39 percent.

Which means if these polls are overrating Republicans by just 2 percent, the Dems hold the Senate and most like a trifecta, thereby dooming the GOP to a very rough two years in the wilderness.

“We still have a lot of work to do to maximize our gains in this critical Senate election. We need to add media markets and expand into the final week in all our target states. We also have to guard our flanks: ▪ Nebraska has emerged as a serious trouble-spot as polls show Sen. Deb Fischer in a tight race with Dan Osborn, an Independent in the mold of Bernie Sanders. We are now polling to assess whether intervention is necessary to protect the seat. ▪ In Texas (see below), Colin Allred has crept up on Ted Cruz by heavily outspending him for weeks. We are putting everything we have into this fight – so there is no looking back with regret,” the SLF team wrote, evidently a wee bit anxiously.

“I believe it is very important that Kamala Harris pass a test on Cognitive Stamina and Agility. Her actions have led many to believe that there could be something very wrong with her. Even 60 Minutes and CBS, in order to protect Lyin’ Kamala, illegally and unscrupulously replaced an answer she had given, which was totally ‘bonkers,’ with another answer that had nothing to do with the question asked. Also, she is slow and lethargic in answering even the easiest of questions. We just went through almost four years of that, we shouldn’t have to do it again!” posted convicted felon former President Trump at 1:12 AM on Monday, still complaining about 60 Minutes and probably feeling burned by Harris needling him over his refusal to release a full health summary.

The fat basatrd also complained about a “FAKE and CLASSLESS Movie written about me, called, The Apprentice (Do they even have the right to use that name without approval?), will hopefully ‘bomb.’ It’s a cheap, defamatory, and politically disgusting hatchet job, put out right before the 2024 Presidential Election, to try and hurt the Greatest Political Movement in the History of our Country.”

Federal personnel either with or detailed to FEMA’s response efforts in the western North Carolina counties devastated by Hurricane Helene were forced to flee their posts and take shelter Saturday following reports of a column of MAGA militia men “out hunting FEMA,” the Washington Post reports.

“FEMA has advised all federal responders Rutherford County, NC, to stand down and evacuate the county immediately. The message stated that National Guard troops ‘had come across x2 trucks of armed militia saying there were out hunting FEMA,’” a US Forest Service official working with FEMA wrote in a message to other agencies at about 1 PM on Saturday. “The IMTs [incident management teams] have been notified and are coordinating the evacuation of all assigned personnel in that county,” the email continued. Officials vouched to the Post the authenticity of the email but haven’t yet confirmed the credibility of the threat itself. Workers returned to the county on Sunday but operating under even more heightened alert given the touchy situation with these crazy assholes.

“FEMA continues to support communities impacted by Helene and help survivors apply for assistance,” an official told the Post, anonymously. “For the safety of our dedicated staff and the disaster survivors we are helping, FEMA has made some operational adjustments,” with another saying they’re staying put at secure, fixed locations instead of the standard door to door procedure.

Vice President Harris: Donald Trump is not being transparent. He refuses to release his medical records. I've done it. He is unwilling to do a 60 Minutes interview like every other major party candidate has for more than half a century. He is unwilling to meet for a second… pic.twitter.com/m3Te2lClcg

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) October 13, 2024

Again, the medical records thing was well played. Funny too that Team Trump didn’t just steal Barron’s most recent checkup and pretend it was Donald. Guess that was even a stretch for them.

“On Saturday, October 12, 2024, at 4:59 pm, deputies assigned to former President Donald Trump’s rally in the Coachella Valley contacted the driver of a black SUV at a checkpoint at the intersection of Avenue 52 and Celebration Drive. The male driver, identified as Vem Miller, a 49-year-old resident of Las Vegas, was found to be illegally in possession of a shotgun, a loaded handgun, and a high-capacity magazine. Miller was taken into custody without incident and later booked at the John J Benoit Detention Center for possession of a loaded firearm and possession of a high-capacity magazine. This incident did not impact the safety of former President Trump or attendees of the event,” says the Riverside County, California Sheriff’s Office in a press release on just the latest “assassination attempt” that all the fanboys are losing their shit over.

Problem is that Miller is a registered Republican who hangs out with James O’Keefe, and ran for the Nevada state Assembly in 2022 as a Republican. He’s just a pro-gun asshole.

The undercurrent of simmering white nationalism that has infested the Republican Party over the past half-century-plus has boiled to the surface.  The Trump campaign has adopted the slogan “Reclaim America” on rally posters; the slogan was first used by the white nationalist incel group with khaki uniforms the Patriot Front, as USA Today reports.

The weather forecasting team at KRQE in Albuquerque, New Mexico report that the wind conditions for Sunday’s Mass Ascension at Balloon Fiesta, meaning the risk of death from wind-driven collisions with high voltage power transmission lines, guy wires supporting radio towers, other balloons, and rocky cliffs is not especially high. Or not high enough to stay in your motel during the fiesta.

Of course that could change and winds could dramatically shift in direction and intensity just seconds after you launch, dragging your balloon right toward the airport and directly into the path of an approaching Airbus A380 with its wheels down and ready to land. Or into a heavily forested mountainside filled with hungry wolves, bears, and cougars. Or even into Mexico.

Jesus Dork Speaker of the House Mike Johnson on Sunday insisted that Vice President Kamala Harris’s release of her medical summary was a “desperate” move and wasn’t having it when NBC’s Kristen Welker asked him why convicted felon former President Trump won’t do the same. “The American people don’t care about the cholesterol level of Donald Trump,” said Johnson.

National surveys from ABC News and CBS News up Sunday both find Vice President Kamala Harris leading convicted felon former President Trump 51 to 48 percent among likely voters, with an NBC News survey finding them tied at 48 percent each nationally, all of them improvements for Donald.

“Legal BS aside, that election was as crooked as a corkscrew, and everyone with a measurable IQ knows it” – Top comment on the Gateway Pundit statement headlined “Note from the Editor: Legal Update,” in which founder Jim Hoft admits he lied and defamed former Georgia poll workers Ruby Freeman and Shae Moss when the site claimed they were part of an elaborate conspiracy to steal the 2020 election from the two, almost certainly as stipulated in the otherwise undisclosed terms of the settlement the mother-daughter duo reached with the far right propaganda site on Friday.

“Georgia officials concluded that there was no widespread voter fraud by election workers who counted ballots at the State Farm Arena in November 2020. The results of this investigation indicate that Ruby Freeman and Wandrea ‘Shaye’ Moss did not engage in ballot fraud or criminal misconduct while working at State Farm Arena on election night. A legal matter with this news organization and the two election workers has been resolved to the mutual satisfaction of the parties through a fair and reasonable settlement,” Hoft wrote in the statement, which doesn’t sound anything like an apology or otherwise an expression of regret so much as an acknowledgement that they lost.

Hoft also posted an emotional video monologue on Rumble, titled “A Statement From The Gateway Pundit Founder and Editor Jim Hoft on Recent Developments” in which he did not in any way at all address the settlement so much as list off all the lies and bullshit over the years that he and his site have not been sued for. It’s nine minutes and 33 seconds long. We sat though the whole thing waiting for something, anything about the Freeman-Moss settlement and it did not come, lol.

A Chinese national pleaded guilty in a Vermont federal court on Friday to a single count of attempting to export merchandise contrary to law, after her June arrest in which she was caught kayaking into Canada with a duffle bag full of live box turtles, VTDigger reports.

An August Justice Department press release describes 41 year-old Wan Yee Ng as having come “to the attention of the United States Border Patrol at the Beecher Falls Station in Canaan, Vermont, after repeatedly renting the same Vermont residence on Lake Wallace, an international body of water that has been used for human and narcotic smuggling. The US Border Patrol also discerned that Ng’s husband was renting a separate property on the lake in Canada at the same time.”

“On the morning of June 26, 2024, agents observed Ng begin to prepare an inflatable kayak near the water’s edge and carry a duffle bag from the rented residence to the kayak. During this time the Royal Canadian Mounted Police notified agents that two individuals, one of which was believed to be Ng’s spouse, had launched an inflatable watercraft on the Canadian side of Lake Wallace and began to paddle south toward the United States. Before she could leave the shore, agents intercepted Ng and detained her for suspected smuggling activity. Agents then observed, through a partially opened zipper on the duffle bag, what appeared to be socks that were moving. Further inspection revealed the bag contained 29 turtles that were individually wrapped in socks to protect their shells and so they could not move. The turtles were preliminarily identified by a United States Fish and Wildlife Special Agent as eastern box turtles,” the press release continued, not quite explaining why such an elaborate scheme was necessary to smuggle freaking live turtles into Canada.

Federal law enforcement sources tell the Washington Post that the America First Policy Institute – a quasi-Project 2025-ish operation run by former Trump White House minions Linda McMahon and Brooke Rollins – was the target of a hack by Chine Communist state actors.

Before this moron takes the stage at about 8 PM EDT there’s also a “Hispanic Roundtable” in California featuring a whole lot of white people with Hispanic last names.

“President Trump has voluntarily released updates from his personal physician, as well as detailed reports from Dr Ronny Jackson who treated him after the first assassination attempt.”

“All have concluded he is in perfect and excellent health to be Commander in Chief. He has maintained an extremely busy and active campaign schedule unlike any other in political history, whereas Kamala Harris has been unable to keep up with the demands of campaigning and reveals on a daily basis she is wholly unqualified to be President of the United States. Her schedule is much lighter because, it is said, she does not have the stamina of President Trump. Polls are reflective of this,” wrote large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung in a statement Saturday following the White House’s release of a comprehensive summary of the vice president’s health.

He then links the same bullshit reports by dumbass Congressman Ronny Jackson from July and the November 2023 letter from that one quack, neither of which are new or comprehensive.

The White House on Saturday released an unremarkable statement from an Army physician on the current condition of Vice President Kamala Harris’s health, going into specifics such as:

Sounds like she’s in perfectly good shape for a woman whose big six-oh is in eight days.

High in his onyx black redoubt that towers above a sprawling, gilded metropolis one Sunday night late last month, convicted felon former President Trump raged impetuously to the Satanic New World Order that controls him over their lack of fully-fledged financial support for his quest to conquer the United States and end its democracy permanently, sources tell the New York Times.

He called Vice President Kamala Harris “retarded” during the tirade to billionaires Paul Singer, Betsy DeVos, her husband Dick, Joe Ricketts, his son Todd, and Warren Stephens. Trump also complained about the number of Jews still supporting Harris which, just on a side note, doesn’t really mean shit given that Jewish-Americans aren’t particularly represented in the swing states. Would he have won the 2020 election if the Jewish American vote was inverted? Yes, absolutely, but the amount of time and energy he spends barking up this tree is ridiculous in comparison to actually gettable and, more importantly, considerably larger demos like blue collar workers and nihilistic young Black/Latino men.

Then again the meeting was more about what he actually thinks of Jewish Americans: He whined to them that they weren’t spending enough on him. The Times writes “At one point, Mr Trump seemed to suggest that these donors had plenty to be grateful to him for. He boasted about how great he had been for their taxes, something that some privately noted wasn’t true for everyone in the room.”

In case you're wondering why my suspension was lifted: https://t.co/8TFAcRk7LZ

— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) October 12, 2024

Funny how that works, that once Leon Elon is exposed as a complete fucking hypocrite when it comes to distributing and/or reporting on hacked information he quietly walks back on unilaterally playing God with an independent journalist’s livelihood. Actually kind of weird he can be shamed into actually walking the walk on his whole “Free Speech Crusader” image like that.

Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign tells CBS they’ll be releasing the boss’s medical records on Saturday with the explicit aim of pressuring convicted felon former President Trump to do the same. The fat fuck, who Meidas Touch claims was literally shitting himself on stage Thursday night, told CBS two months ago that he would be releasing his medical records soon, but of course did not.