A “network insider” at NBC tells Fox News there’s “active consideration” over whether to cut ties with former RNC Chairwoman Ronna Not-Romney after just three days since she signed on.

Obviously this is Fox News and they’re not exactly known for solid media reporting, much less reliability on most topics. There’s also that they would absolutely revel in chaos being wrought upon a mainstream rival, so even if it was in fact an “insider” it could be some intern who doesn’t know shit. That being said, if both Chuck Todd and Joe Scarborough are criticizing their bosses live on air, and Kristen Welker was disowning Ronna… well thing really might just be headed in that direction.

Biden-Harris campaign statement on Donald Trump’s press conference pic.twitter.com/Eil32P2ikj

— Biden-Harris HQ (@BidenHQ) March 25, 2024

A new survey by Pennsylvania pollster Susquehanna Research finds President Biden leading fat former President Trump 50 to 45 percent among likely voters in the Keystone State.

Spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan and fellow dumbass James Comer are plainly still pissed about how Biden classified documents fuckup special counsel Robert Hur’s probe went and are taking their frustrations out on Attorney General Merrick Garland in an emptily threatening letter:

“On March 12, 2024, between 7:43 am and 7:45 am – a little more than two hours before Special Counsel Hur’s scheduled testimony – the Department produced to the Committees two redacted transcripts of Special Counsel Hur’s interviews with President Biden. The Department failed to produce the audio recordings of the interviews, which the Committees specifically prioritized in our March 9 letter. According to news reports, several news outlets received and reviewed the transcripts of Special Counsel Hur’s interviews with President Biden before they were produced to the Committees, despite the Department’s representation that it had only completed the ‘interagency review’ of the transcripts the morning of March 12 shortly before it produced the transcripts to the Committees. Because the Department and the White House were presumably the only two entities with copies of the transcripts before the Committees received them, we can only assume that, for political purposes, the Department and White House provided the transcripts to news outlets before the Department completed its ‘interagency review’ process.”

“If that is not the case, we can only assume that the Department misled the Committees about the timing of its completion of such process. The Department continues to withhold additional material responsive to the Committees’ subpoenas… Accordingly, the Committees expect you to produce all responsive materials no later than 12:00 pm on April 8, 2024. If you fail to do so, the Committees will consider taking further action, such as the invocation of contempt of Congress proceedings.”

Love how salty they are about the timing of when the transcript dropped. Like that’s not even really germane to their contempt threat and most of the letter is about how mad they are that the exchanges largely contradicting Hur’s characterization hit the media right before Hur’s hearing.

A Detroit woman is lucky to be alive after her daring escape from the moving vehicle of a suspected kidnapper on Sunday, McClatchy Wire reports. Michigan State Police responded to the scene along I-96, where witnesses had reported seeing the unnamed woman leap out of the black car. Michigan State Police quickly responded to the scene and took her to a local hospital for an evaluation.

The woman was not seriously hurt and the suspected kidnapper turned out to be “suspected” only to her, as the MSP Second District later tweeted “As troopers were investigating the incident, a ride-share driver called and stated that a female had jumped out of his vehicle after she stated that she did not like the route he was taking her downtown and then jumped out of the vehicle. The female was transported to a local hospital where she is in alert and stable [condition]. During she interview it was determined she was under the influence of marijuana and had anxiety because she saw a sign that said Port Huron and panicked thinking he was taking her somewhere else.”

We’re joining late and the fat bastard is already sunsetting, telling reporters that “You can’t have an election in the middle of a political season,” when he meant “criminal trial.”

Former Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro spent two nights at Hungary’s embassy in Brasilia last month in a bid to claim asylum after cops confiscated his passport, the New York Times reports.

Exiting court in NYC on Monday, fat former President Trump vowed to appeal the start date of the trial over his hush money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. Problem is that a trial start date is not subject to appeal and he’s probably going to throw something at his lawyers when they tell him.

As he left the building, Trump also ignored a question from a reporter asking if he would accept foreign money to pay the now $175 million bond required to appeal the fraud case.

The big Monday hearing to determine when disgraced former President Trump’s criminal trial over his hush money payments to pornstar Stormy Daniels in the days before the 2016 election will begin – following a delay wrought by federal prosecutors’ slow production of discovery evidence to both sides – went south for the fat fuck’s legal team, per several reporters present and live-tweeting as Team Orange crumpled on contact with scrutiny applied by Judge Juan Merchan.

After interrogating Trump’s team over their false accusations that the Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg’s office and Merchan himself had been colluding against them, the judge ruled that the DA had not been at fault for the delayed production and set jury selection for April 15th.

“He is running for President, he should not have to sit for this trial now, given that DANY could have filed this case 3 years ago,” moaned Trump lawyer Todd Blanche after Merchan had ruled.

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— OREO Cookie (@Oreo) March 20, 2024

“It is ordered that the motion is granted to the extent of staying enforcement of those portions of the Judgment (1) ordering disgorgement to the Attorney General of $464,576,230.62, conditioned on defendants-appellants posting, within ten (10) days of the date of this order, an undertaking in the amount of $175 million dollars; (2) permanently barring defendants Weisselberg and McConney from serving in the financial control function of any New York corporation or similar business entity; (3) barring defendants Donald J Trump, Weisselberg and McConney from serving as an officer or director of any New York corporation for three years; (4) barring defendant Donald J. Trump and the corporate defendants from applying for loans from New York financial institutions for three years; and (5) barring defendants Donald Trump, Jr and Eric Trump from serving as an officer or director of any New York corporation in New York for two years. The aforesaid stay is conditioned on defendants-appellants perfecting the appeals for the September 2024 Term of this Court. The motion is otherwise denied, including to the extent it seeks a stay of enforcement of portions of the judgment (1) extending and enhancing the role of the Monitor and (2) directing the installation of an Independent Director of Compliance,” says the order from the New York State Appeals court.

The fat bastard, on a break from a hearing in the other legal shitshow he faces later posted on Truth Social that “We will abide by the decision of the Appellate Division, and post either a bond, equivalent securities, or cash,” amid his using caterwauling about the case.

The United Nations Security Council on Monday adopted a resolution calling for Israel to stop blowing up innocent people in Gaza and for Hamas to immediately release all hostages unconditionally, with US abstaining from the vote, Axios’s Barak Ravid reports.

Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu had earlier threatened to cancel a delegation’s trip to the White House if the US did not exercise a veto. Bluff called as obviously the US did not veto.

Republican Arizona state Senator Shawnna Bolick told Politico at a recent forced-birth event she was worried that a proposed referendum enshrining the right to abortion in the Grand Canyon State could end up screwing her reelection chances if she’s on the ballot right next to it in November.

“If that issue gets onto the ballot, it is going to drive out the Democratic base, and potentially we lose the [state] House and Senate. I represent a swing district, so obviously, I’m a target.” Bolick said as she joined other MAGA legislators to sign a pledge from the “Right to Life” group, affirming their commitment to opposing “the effort underway to change the Arizona Constitution.”

The U.S. Federal Reserve looks on track to cut interest rates as the presidential campaign season heats up, potentially delivering President Joe Biden a boost as polls show Americans dislike his handling of the economy. https://t.co/uMuDsej9nm

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) March 25, 2024

Finally a Trump win in civil court. A federal appeals panel on Monday ruled that Donald Trump Jr did not defame West Virginia coal baron Don Blankenship when Don Jr called Blankenship a “felon,” which was technically untrue because for some fucking reason Blankenship is merely a misdemeanant for getting 29 coal miners killed in an explosion due to violating safety regulations.

“In this case, we consider an appeal by plaintiff Don Blankenship from the district court’s award of summary judgment to defendant Donald Trump, Jr on Blankenship’s claims under West Virginia law of defamation, false light invasion of privacy, and civil conspiracy. Because we agree with the district court that the record is insufficient to show that Trump, Jr made a defamatory statement with actual malice, we affirm the district court’s judgment,” said the per curiam ruling.

“To be clear, offering the Special Counsel a blank check has harmed President Trump’s substantial rights, and DOJ simply could not have funded the entirety of Jack Smith’s expansive politically motivated witch hunt from an alternative source. See Opp’n at 20-21. What has transpired since Smith’s appointment by the Attorney General is exactly what caused concern as the Independent Counsel Act expired. See Mot at 9-10 (quoting from Independent Counsel Hearing testimony that ‘insulation… eliminates the incentive to show restraint in the exercise of prosecutorial power’ and ‘provide[s] an impetus to investigate the most trivial matter to an unwarranted extreme, and to resolve all doubt against the subjects of an investigation’). Since the founding, resource constraints on prosecutors have been regarded as an indispensable guarantee of substantive fairness.”

“The lack of any such constraints here has allowed the Special Counsel’s Office to engage in an unabashed political crusade with zero accountability. The Special Counsel’s Office is pursuing two different cases in two jurisdictions in order to maximize interference in the ongoing presidential election. This tactic is the luxury of a prosecutor facing no resource constraints. And it is far from a forgone conclusion, as the Office seems to treat it, that DOJ ‘could readily have funded the Special Counsel from other appropriations that were available,'” write fat former President Trump’s lawyers in a motion to Florida MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon, part of a larger flurry of similar bullshit filings.

Keep an eye on this. Of course it’s smart to abandon all hope of the Mar-a-Lago docs case going to trial before November, but the real point is almost certainly to fuck up Jack Smith in DC.

What the hell was this asshole thinking when he decided to go on an MSM show where he would actually have to explain his lies and bullshit to a real journalist who knows what she’s doing?

Batshit anti-vax assclown Robert F Kennedy Jr will be forced to restart his ballot access petition process and gather 15,000 signatures all over again in Nevada due to his not having yet selected a running mate, a requirement for a presidential ticket in the Silver State, CBS News reports.

Bobby Jr will have until August 7th to re-gather the signatures after, as expected, some rich guy’s wife joins his campaign on Tuesday. It’s not clear what happened with QAaron Rodgers.

The media are reporting that fat former President Trump faces a legal “reckoning” in New York City on two fronts Monday with a $454 million judgment coming due in the New York Attorney General Letitia James’s lawsuit against his corrupt business empire and a judge set to decide when his trial on charges that he interfered in the 2016 election by paying porn star Stormy Daniels to stay quiet about a 45 second sexual encounter. The media appear to be pretty excited about the reckoning.

On Sunday the orange bastard complained about the coverage on Truth Social, writing “Don’t Like the way FoxNews is reporting the Letitia James Election Interference Scam. They don’t want to discuss how ridiculous the Corrupt Judge’s fine of 450 Million Dollars is. It should be $ZERO. The only fraud was the valuation of Mar-a-Lago at $18,000,000 by the Crooked Judge in order to help his already fully debunked narrative. They should pay me damages for what they have done, and ultimately will. THESE ARE NOT THE PEOPLE THAT MADE AMERICA GREAT, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE DESTROYING AMERICA!” and a whole bunch of other bullshit.

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment. pic.twitter.com/nyDivqPwoI

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) March 25, 2024

President Joe Biden, who just signed a $1.2 trillion budget to fund the entire government through September while forgiving another $6 billion in student loan debt, finds time to needle his presumptive opponent in the November election, the adjudicated rapist and claimed “billionaire” admittedly in need of cash Donald Trump, who did real good this weekend.  Real good, Donnie.