A photograph surfaced purportedly showing a Marine color guard attending a fundraiser held at Donald Trump’s Florida eldercare events center, bookended by what-passes-for-glam-in-Florida patrons of the event.

Uniformed Marines at a Mar-a-Lago fundraiser last night. pic.twitter.com/2ijQGCGWdw

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) April 13, 2024

The problem is, members of the military are barred from wearing uniforms to political events.  And it’s unlikely the Marines would have approved for a Marine color guard at a political fundraiser.  People have also questioned the demeanor of the men in uniform, questioning whether they were actual Marines or literal cosplayers.

Somewhat predictably, multi-jurisdictional defendant and previously-adjudicated rapist Donald Trump has asked his pet judge Aileen Cannon to delay the proceedings in his Florida federal criminal documents trial indefinitely until his New York state criminal election interference case is concluded.

President Donald J. Trump respectfully submits this motion seeking an adjournment of the recently set May 9, 2024 deadlines for Defendants’ Rule 16 expert disclosures and CIPA § 5(a) Notice.  The requested adjournment is necessary because the trial in People v. Trump begins on April 15, 2024, and is expected to take at least six weeks.  As explained below, the May 9 deadlines would deny President Trump his constitutional right to participate in critical aspects of his defense, and infringe on his constitutional right to counsel of his choice in this case. Accordingly, President Trump respectfully requests an adjournment of the May 9, 2024 deadlines until three weeks after the conclusion of the trial in People v. Trump.

Nah just kidding. The fat fuck posted exactly what you think he would, then adding “Biden, on Israel, didn’t do his ‘Address to the People’ LIVE. He taped it. This is no time for taped speeches!!! DJT”

“AFTER READING MY TRUTH, BIDEN’S HANDLERS CONVINCED HIM NOT TO RELEASE HIS TAPED SPEECH ON ISRAEL. HE’LL NOW ATTEMPT TO DO IT LIVE, PROBABLY TOMORROW. HE DOESN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIS HOUSE, WITH THE CORVETTE, IN DELAWARE!!!” Trump then posted, cuntishly acting as if it’s all about him and the Biden White House are reading his stupid rants.

Citing unnamed administration officials in the US and Israel, Politico reports Iran has started its long-awaited attack against Israel in retaliation for the death of an Iranian military leader.  The attack consisted of dozens of drones and may have included some missiles.

President Biden cut his weekend in Delaware short and headed back to the White House on Saturday as US and Israeli officials warned of a major Iranian attack on Israel, Axios reports.

Incredible photo https://t.co/wbYpP5X0m7

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) April 13, 2024

Incredible that a Burger King franchise in Pennsylvania actually wants to give President Trump a Whopper on them. Today. And an actual photo of the marquee exists. Amazing. Grown men who make a living on the internet are awed by the sign of President Trump’s support from the franchise owner making unambiguous their intent to offer a tribute of a fast food burger to him. Electrifying.

“Has Mark POMERANTZ been prosecuted for his terrible acts in and out of the DA’s Office. Has disgraced attorney and felon Michael Cohen been prosecuted for LYING? Only TRUMP people get prosecuted by this Judge and these thugs! A dark day for our Country. MAGA2024!!!” posted fat former President Trump on Saturday, plainly violating his gag order by whining about a witness.

Before that the orange slob wrote “There is NO WAY I can be given a Fair (Biden) Trial on Monday with Judge Juan Merchan, who is totally conflicted and corrupt, presiding. Soros backed Alvin Bragg, the ‘District Attorney’ who has, along with his sidekick Leticia James, let violent crime flourish in New York, never wanted to bring this case because it is a sham and mockery of our legal system.”

“He brought it anyway for purposes of saving the WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES. ELECTION INTERFERENCE!” he continued, and lol that specific whine is perfect, as he’s facing the consequences of interfering in the 2016 election by paying off a pornstar.

Lots of MSNBC and CNN legal experts say Trump is SO SCREWED when his criminal trial starts Monday because the jury pool hates him and he’s going to get convicted, Raw Story reports.

Hahahaha! Now we’re going to get a bunch of clicks and comments because the headline starts with the word “TRUMP,” even though we didn’t say anything here. It’ll get so much more traffic and readership than the previous article, a thoughtful reflection which took around 150 minutes to write starting at 6:30 in the morning after spending the previous night sitting in a movie theater for about the same amount of time and spending $22 for a ticket (plus another $20 for pretzel and Diet Coke).

LMAO. Spartan so owned even after looking like a complete weirdo scribbling notes about a fucking movie while watching it in a darkened theater. TRUMP GOING ON TRIAL MONDAY! CLICK HERE! LOL!

When the trailer for Civil War first dropped a few months ago I was thinking more or less what you were all thinking: “Holy smokes there’s a MAGA rebellion movie coming out soon and it’s going to be SO controversial and shit!” and “Why are California and Texas on the same side?!?!?”

And I expected it to be all over politics Twitter and news websites – left, right, and center – when it hit theaters starting Friday, that it would be “SO DIVISIVE” and the MAGA media would be losing their shit over this grave insult by Hollywood elites mocking them. It’s easier to notice the presence of such “buzz” than its absence, so in retrospect maybe I already knew subconsciously that Civil War is not a better crafted, higher budget version of The Purge: Election Year or The Forever Purge.

• We’re about to see, for the first time, a former President sitting at the defense table in a criminal courtroom.  The event of the trial isn’t jeopardizing our Constitution; the denial of the defendant to the fact that he’s un-special and must answer for his acts–and his cult of lemmings–is why it’s at risk.
• Nothing demonstrates the fake sanctimony of the GOP than Kari Lake pleading with Arizona Republicans to protect abortion access after she and her Party have called it a sin and murder.  Their passionate morality was discarded when it got in the way of their quest for power.
• Kamala Harris is the Vice President we need on the Democratic ticket right now.  As a woman and a former state attorney general, she addresses the need for strong laws to protect reproductive freedom with an authority and perspective a male politician can’t authentically project.  
• The defeat of the effort to derail FISA’s renewal signals the end of the far-right Deep Paranoia’s influence on national security.  They’ll still have impact–Marge will move to oust Mike Johnson likely later this week, throwing another tantrum–but they won’t have significant influence on legislation that passes.
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Although he was acquitted of murder charges in the deaths of his wife, Nicole, and her friend Ron Goldman, recent transplant to Hell OJ Simpson died owing the Goldman family more than $100 million due to an unpaid civil judgment that found Simpson responsible for the deaths, the New York Daily News reports.

After a 1997 civil trial, Simpson was ordered to pay the families of his victims $33.5 million (roughly $65 million today), but he only paid about $130,000 to the Goldman family despite multiple legal efforts to secure payment.  With interest, the accrued amount owed to the family is $114 million.

“He died without penance,” Fred Goldman’s lawyer said. “He did not want to give a dime, a nickel to [Ron’s father] Fred, never, anything, never.”

Manuel Rocha, the 71-year-old former US ambassador to Bolivia under Clinton and GW Bush, was sentenced to fifteen years in prison and fined $500,000 after pleading guilty to one count of conspiring to act as an agent of a foreign government, Politico reports.  Prosecutors dropped more than a dozen other charges, including financial fraud counts, in exchange for the guilty plea and Rocha’s cooperation in ongoing investigations.

Prosecutors said that when Rocha entered government service with the State Department during the Reagan Administration, he was already an agent for the Cuban government and as he rose through the ranks during his career, he fed the government in Havana information about US policies and planning.

An Associated Press report discovered that the CIA had been informed by a Cuban who defected that Rocha was a double agent in 2018, one of a number of red flags the US intelligence community either ignored or dismissed during Rocha’s career.

U.S. District Judge Maryellen Noreika, the federal judge for Delaware, denied Hunter Biden’s efforts to dismiss gun charges against the son of the President, who argued that he was being prosecuted for political goals, the Associated Press reports.  Biden’s lawyers argued the fact that they had a deal in place on lesser charges, but the charges were increased after political fallout from media coverage of the deal’s dismissal.

“The pressure campaign from Congressional Republicans may have occurred around the time that Special Counsel decided to move forward with indictment instead of pretrial diversion, but the Court has been given nothing credible to suggest that the conduct of those lawmakers (or anyone else) had any impact on Special Counsel,” Noreika wrote. “It is all speculation.”

Sneaker pitchman and adjudicated rapist Donald Trump greets–with his trademark handshake pull–the partner in his latest grift: a Bible printed with historical national documents, and the lyrics of Lee Greenwood’s commercialization of patriotism.

The woman who boisterously and excitedly cheered adjudicated rapist and impending denizen of the defense table Donald Trump at an Atlanta fast food restaurant during what appeared to be an impromptu stop was actually a Black conservative activist who spent weeks setting up the event with the campaign, the Associated Press reports.

And the activist is mad that the campaign pretended that Trump just stumbled on the scene.  Michaelah Montgomery, a former state GOP employee and founder of founder of Conserve the Culture, posted on TikTok–not Truth–that she’s bothered the media is reporting that it was a random interaction–as if a staged event to praise Trump by Black people is more honorable.

“Everybody got together at around 9:30 in the morning and walked on over to the Chick-fil-A and then we sat there and waited until the president showed up,” said Montgomery, the woman seen in viral videos hugging Trump and telling him that Black people really, really like him. “It’s really disheartening to see that the media makes it seem like we just stumbled into a Chick-fil-A and he bought us milkshakes.”

While the legislators were mulling a move that would ban firearms from the building–a move Republicans are fighting–a GOP state representative left a loaded 9 mm handgun unattended in a restroom on Tuesday, where it was discovered by a janitor nearly a half hour later, the Colorado Sun reports.

Republican state representative Don Wilson released a statement saying the weapon, found on a shelf in a single-person unisex bathroom at 9:30 p.m., was his.  “I want to be clear that I take full and complete accountability for the incident,” Wilson said in a  statement Thursday. “I made a mistake and am very sorry. … I take firearm safety very seriously. This is a humbling experience and I will reaffirm my commitment to responsible handling procedures.”

Just one more for the road. Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan on Friday re-re-re-rejected fat former President Trump’s stupid attempt to delay the start of his trial, this time over “pre-trial publicity.”

Speaker of the House Mike Johnson will pay tribute to his Holy Messiah Donald Trump at the fat deity’s debauched palace by offering support for a bill making it illegal for foreign nationals to vote in federal elections, something that is already illegal anyway so this is stupid, pointless bullshit.

“The Biden campaign said it does not want the votes of those caught on video chanting ‘Death to America’ during a recent anti-Israel rally in the 2024 battleground state of Michigan. A Dearborn crowd was led in chants of ‘Death to America’ and ‘Death to Israel’ by Michigan-based activist Tarek Bazzi during last Friday’s International Al-Quds Day rally. When asked if the president was still courting those agitators, who typically lean Democrat, Biden campaign spokesperson Charles Lutvak replied, ‘No,'” Fox News reports in an “exclusive” titled “Biden campaign: We don’t want the votes of ‘Death to America’ protesters in Michigan.” Emphasis ours on the “typically lean Democrat.”

Biden campaign: We don't want the votes of 'Death to America' protesters in Michigan https://t.co/JdE0iM6Zua

— Fox News (@FoxNews) April 12, 2024

This is, uh, something else. Like we can’t prove it and never will, but we are 150 percent certain that the editorial process that went into this was more or less “Well they just said simply ‘no’ and left us zero room to exploit some sort of ambiguity or equivocation on embracing ‘voters’ who would scream ‘Death to America.’ So let’s just run the denial and toss in a lame, completely unsupported cheap shot to characterize them as typically Dem voters to troll the gay socialist libtards.”

It’s easy enough to see that happening. There’s also the element of the “We’re ALWAYS winning” porn the propagandists at Fox exist to feed to the chronic masturbators in their base: That Biden is “losing” the “voters” that he counted on in 2020, as if there’s any reasonable shred of evidence that this particular demographic of fucking terrorist-loving freaks – who would scream “Death to America,” in America – have in significant numbers voted for either Democrats or Republicans, ever.

It’s just Fox News making their audience feel happy and excited that support for Biden that never existed in the first place is ebbing in a key swing state. It doesn’t take a lot of imagination to see how Fox would be covering the story if Biden wasn’t pissing these “Death to America” assholes off.

“The Supreme Court in Arizona went too far on their Abortion Ruling, enacting and approving an inappropriate Law from 1864. So now the Governor and the Arizona Legislature must use HEART, COMMON SENSE, and ACT IMMEDIATELY, to remedy what has happened,” posted fat former President Trump on Friday, plainly begging Dem Gov Katie Hobbs to help him flip the state back.

“Remember, it is now up to the States and the Good Will of those that represent THE PEOPLE. We must ideally have the three Exceptions for Rape, Incest, and Life of the Mother. This is important! Democrats are the EXTREMISTS – They support Abortion up to the moment of birth, and even execution of Babies, in some cases, after birth. This should not be. Arizona Legislature, please act as fast as possible!” Trump continued in the post, not doing himself any favors or buying goodwill.

It’s on Katie Hobbs now to respond by saying she will happily work with him to repeal the ban if he publicly admits he’s lying about the execution thing and also calls on all three of his US Supreme Court appointees to resign immediately for having created this situation in the first place.