Drunken shitbrain Rudy Giuliani indicated in a Friday filing that he’s looking to settle the defamation lawsuit brought by Georgia election workers Ruby Freeman and her daughter Shae Moss over the alcoholic former NYC mayor’s false accusations the two had helped rig the 2020 election.

The Des Moines Register reports the semi-official start of the presidential campaign will kick off with the Republican Iowa causes set for January 15th, the first ballots cast in the 2024 race, even though they don’t count toward the nomination.

Stalked by accused domestic abuser and Gateway Pundit propagandist Jordan Conradson (sh0wn in the still above) spouting already debunked election conspiracy theories, Democratic Arizona Governor Katie Hobbs refuses to engage with the fabulist, brushing him off with a straightforward response as she finishes up her workout.

At the request of Iowa, I've directed @FLSERT and @myFDOT to deploy personnel to assist in the ongoing recovery in Davenport following the recent building collapse.

We are proud to help the people of Iowa. pic.twitter.com/nlq3mn7VpE

— Ron DeSantis (@GovRonDeSantis) June 6, 2023

NBC News reports the Ron DeSantis suck-up to early primary states suffered another embarrassment as it was revealed that the above tweet boasting about sending aid to Iowa for a building collapse was posted ten hours after he canceled the effort because Iowa officials told him the help wasn’t needed.  DeSantis, however, wanted to trick Iowans into believing he cared so he could garner more votes, so he knowingly allowed the above tweet to post even though he had already canceled the mission.

Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky on Saturday marked 500 days of Russia’s invasion of his country by releasing a video of himself visiting Snake Island, aka “Go Fuck Yourself” Island, the rock in the Black Sea on which Kyiv’s soldiers defiantly told the crew of a Russian warship exactly that when ordered to surrender during the early stages of the attack, the AP reports.

“I want to thank – from here, from this place of victory – each of our soldiers for these 500 days. Thank you to everyone who fights for Ukraine!” said Zelensky in the video. It’s not clear when he filmed it, but Zelensky was in Turkey on Saturday for meetings with President Erdawg.

The woman who was allegedly paid by Florida Republican Congressman and aspiring sexual-harassing Fox host Matt Gaetz as an underage sex trafficking victim accused a friend of Matt’s of rape in her response to his defamation suit, and she’s got the receipts to show her contacts with the man, the Daily Beast reports.

One-time speaker-designate of the Florida state house Chris Dorworth alleges charges that he slept with the woman, then a 17-year-old girl, were false and part of a plan to protect Gaetz’s friend Joel Greenberg.  Dorworth’s convoluted conspiracy obviously was not successful as Greenberg was sentenced to 12 years in prison; Gaetz was not charged because federal prosecutors determined the likelihood of conviction was low given Greenberg’s lack of credibility as a witness.

The woman, identified as “A.B.” in court documents, included numerous communications with the Republican lobbyist, and in her response to Dorworth’s lawsuit, her lawyer included documents including a pardon request Greenberg sent to the Trump White House in 2020 where he repeatedly mentioned a “prominent lobbyist for Ballard Partners”–Dorworth’s firm–who hosted parties where Gaetz and other men had sex girls who were being trafficked.

• With more than 30 million users signed up over two days, Thread is turning Twitter into Friendster.  (Don’t forget to follow @nationalzerousa.)
• Marjorie Taylor learned that being a member of the Freedom Caucus isn’t free.  But then, she doesn’t understand what freedom actually is.  Apparently, you can claim 9/11 was a hoax and you can claim Jewish people start wildfires using space lasers, but calling a colleague a bitch is a step too far for people who claim to defend individual rights and free speech.
• DeSantis is term-limited out as Florida Governor, so he believes he can destroy the state in his culture war to win the White House.  That gives Dems a real shot to make gains in 2024. Leverage the destruction of society he caused.
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Former Trump White House Chief of Staff John Kelly entered a sworn statement as part of discovery in former FBI employees Peter Strzok and Lisa Page’s wrongful termination lawsuit against the twice-impeached and twice-indicted loser affirming that Donald had inquired about having the IRS to investigate the two after firing them over the Russia investigation, the New York Times reports.

“President Trump questioned whether investigations by the Internal Revenue Service or other federal agencies should be undertaken into Mr Strzok and/or Ms Page,” Kelly wrote, adding “I do not know of President Trump ordering such an investigation. It appeared, however, that he wanted to see Mr Strzok and Ms Page investigated.” The revelation tracks with the Times’s 2022 reporting that former FBI Director James Comey and his deputy Andrew McCabe – also both revenge fired by Trump – had both been subjected to “random” IRS audits in 2019 and 2021, respectively.

Looking forward to Jim Jordan not investigating this “Weaponization” of the federal government against political opponents and not firing off subpoenas and not holding hearings about it.

Apparently, Lara Trump never met her father- or brother-in-law, who backhandedly admitted to being an enthusiastic user of cocaine.

Maryland Democratic Congressman Jamie Raskin announced Friday he will not be running for the seat being vacated by retiring Senator Ben Cardin and will stick with the job in the House.

“I cannot walk away from the center of this fight in the people’s House and in the country. We are still in the fight of our lives, the fight for democracy” said Raskin in a statement.

Hospitality and tourism professionals in Florida continue experiencing the detrimental effects of the Ron DeSantis hate campaign as conventions race to cancel or relocate their events scheduled to be held in the state, the Miami Herald reports.

Over the past month, half a dozen conferences have canceled contracts to hold events for thousands of attendees each in Broward County.  Others have given notice to sites around the state.  The latest:  the National Society of Black Engineers, which announced this week it was moving its 15,000-attendee from Orlndo to Atlanta.

“The very basis of our work is equity,” NSBE CEO Janeen Uzzell told the Tallahassee Democrat. “NSBE was formed almost 50 years ago in response to the sparsity of Black people enrolling and succeeding in engineering education programs. So, we stand firm in our decision to relocate, because, inherently, any efforts that seek to regress diversity, equity and inclusion directly impact us and are unaligned with the mission of NSBE.”

A chart by Media Matters smartass Matthew Gertz shows a massive collapse in the ratings for former Fox News chief propagandist Tucker Carlson from his debut video’s 120 million views down to an abysmal 8.6 million by the eighth episode, a staggering 93 percent decline. The numbers have gone down steadily from episode to episode for the angry bow-tied frozen food princess.

Tucker’s humble monologue tonight already has more views than the 4 hours of prime time CNN, MSNBC and Fox News *combined*

This is the death of corporate cable news.

They just don’t know it yet.

Wait and see.

— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) June 7, 2023

But hey, maybe things will turn around when Tuck starts getting even more racist. Maybe more of his boomer audience will finally figure out how to work this silly Twitter thingy. You never know.

An Arizona judge on Thursday rejected “Cyber Ninjas” asshole Doug Logan’s pleas to limit the public release of records related to the now-defunct company’s “audit” of the 2020 election in Maricopa County, an effort to “prove” Trump won the county that failed so badly it ended up adding 200 votes to now-President Joe Biden’s win in the populous county, the Arizona Republic reports.

“There were already rulings on this issue concerning the scope of the records on which the Cyber Ninjas and the Logans need to respond,” Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Bradley Astrowsky told Logan and his wife. “I’m not going to reinvent the wheel, and I see no good cause to reconsider those rulings made by other judicial officers in this case.” Just to reiterate, this schmuck actually padded Biden’s win in Maricopa County after months of fanboys claiming the “audit” was going to end up overturning Trump’s defeat in the 2020 election and now he wants to spare himself further embarrassment by keeping the records of his failure from public view.

The disciplinary committee of the DC Bar Association recommended Trump attorney and on-camera self-fondler Rudy Giuliani lose his law license for “frivolous” and “destructive” efforts to undermine the results and public confidence in the 2020 presidential election, Politico reports.

Super leftist socialist liberal New York Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who the MAGA kids have been obsessed with for like five years now, told the “Pod Save America” podcast – which has a huge “millennial” fanbase – that she supports President Biden for reelection, the AP reports.

“I think he’s done quite well, given the limitations that we have,” Ocasio-Cortez told the hosts Jon Favreau and some other former Obama guy. “I do think that there are ebbs and flows.” AOC added.

Oklahoma Superintendent of Public Instruction Ryan Walters on Thursday told the audience at a public forum that teachers should give lessons on the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, a horrific pogrom in which as many as 300 Black residents of the city were murdered by a white mob, but they should leave out that the victims were targeted for the color of their skin, the New Republic reports.

“That doesn’t mean you don’t judge the actions of individuals. Oh, you can. Absolutely, historically, you should. ‘This was right. This was wrong. They did this for this reason.’ But to say it was inherent in that because of their skin is where I say that is critical race theory. You’re saying that race defines a person,” Walters said responding question about how teaching about the massacre doesn’t violate his ban on critical race theory, which was never taught in K-12 schools prior to his taking office.

The Justice Department on Friday released numbers on how much the Jack Smith and Robert Hur investigations have spent from their respective appointments until March 31st and it’s pretty impressive how little they’ve cost taxpayers relative to other federal government projects.

Jack Smith’s team spent $5,428,579 from his appointment on November 18th, 2022 through March 31st, 2023, a huge return on investment for the American people as it netted 37 federal felony indictments of disgraced former President Trump’s theft of classified documents from the White House with more coming for him and his minions for their post-2020 election coup attempt. Win!

Biden documents fuckup special counsel Robert K Hur, who hasn’t even impaneled a grand jury, spent $615,962 between his appointment on January 12, 2023 through March 31st. Subtract paychecks ($346,139), office rent and utilities ($225,954), and office supplies ($300), and… well Hur didn’t spend a whole lot. True, Hur had less than a month and a half on the job when this expense report ended, but this does not bode well at all for the fanboys hoping for him to kick ass.

🚨 YUGE! 🚨 The Wall Street Journal reports the Biden Administration has put America on track for its biggest petroleum production year in history! DRILL BABY DRILL! The Marxists and Islamofascists who run OPEC are screaming at the sky as their efforts to raise prices and put their ally Trump back in office keep failing! Even Brazil and Norway are pumping big time! Cry more MAGAtards! LMAO!

Seriously though this is kick in the balls to the fanboys who stroke it when Trump tells them “we were energy independent” under his administration. He was completely full of shit because the US imported at least 10 billion barrels total over the four years of his wasted presidency.

Hardcore white nationalist Arizona state Senator Wendy Rogers likely violated the very anti-revenge porn law on Wednesday when she posted nude pics of Hunter Biden ripped from the infamous laptop he supposedly left at a repair shop in Delaware a few years ago, AZFamily.com reports.

“It’s all here in black and white. Oh, and apparently in NBC living color,” Rogers tweeted alongside a video montage of the nudes, which she later deleted. Rogers, famous for her far MAGA batshittery like claiming the 2022 Buffalo supermarket massacre was an FBI false flag operation and calling Robert E Lee a “great leader,” recently sponsored a bill banning minors from viewing internet porn.