Categories
Uncategorized

The Kraken’s “Military Intelligence expert” is, well, cracked

The former “Military Intelligence expert” Kracken and former member of the Elite Strike Force Team of legal Jeeeeenyuses Sidney Powell claimed was so super-secret she would only refer to only by the codename “Spyder” in court documents has been identified, and his credentials v very impressive.

Powell’s super-secret expert, “Spyder,” was supposed to have indisputable evidence that election agencies’ computers in four states had been compromised by bad actors in Iran and China.  His training in military intelligence was the linchpin to proving that now-lame duck president Donald John Trump had *actually* won reelection to a second term.

It turns out, however, that “Spyder” is actually 43-year-old  Joshua Merritt of Texas, according to the Washington Post.  And while he in the Army, his job classification was as a “wheeled vehicle mechanic” not a super-secret analyst.

Merritt did try to get into an intelligence unit, the 305th Military Intelligence Battalion, but he repeatedly washed out of entry-level training courses.  He spent just seven months with the unit before reassigned.

“He kept washing out of courses,” said Meredith Mingledorff, a spokeswoman for the U.S. Army Intelligence Center of Excellence, citing his education records. “He’s not an intelligence analyst.”

Merritt, an IT consultant in the Dallas area now, served in security and route clearance during tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan.  He was discharged from the Army in 2013.  He has admitted that he is the person cited as a “Military Intelligence expert” in Powell’s filings.

Powell claimed Merritt was an “electronic intelligence analyst under 305th Military Intelligence” in court documents.  Merritt attributes the wrong title to a clerk in Powell’s office making a mistake.

Powell, however, isn’t backing down.  When contacted by the Washington Post to confirm details of the Merritt’s background, Powell texted back, “I cannot confirm that Joshua Merritt is even Spider. Strongly encourage you not to print.”

All four of Powell’s lawsuits which relied, in part, on “analysis” by Merritt have been dismissed by judges who have found the cases lack credibility and substance.

Merritt said that because judges are dismissing the cases, Powell and he will take their evidence to other outlets, such as national security agencies and lawmakers.  He said another person on Powell’s witness list, Russell Ramsland, asked him to brief noted Republican House intellectual Louie Gohmert in the coming days.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

President declares Rob Reiner a tragic victim of TDS violence

5 seconds ago

“We won’t allow you to ruin President Trump’s reputation”

22 minutes ago

Chile elects Nazi scion to presidency

60 minutes ago

James Woods could’ve just said he’s devastated, minus the politics

2 hours ago

K$H fucks up again: “Person of interest” released in Providence

3 hours ago

US Air Force tanker nearly collides with JetBlue flight off Curacao

17 hours ago

Voters trust Dems over GOP 53 to 47 on affordability: NBC poll

22 hours ago

Brown University shooter in custody

1 day ago

Nine dead in shooting during Aussie Hanukkah celebration

1 day ago

Movie Night Saturday: Bullitt

1 day ago

Orange Fuhrer mourns troops killed in non-peaceful Middle East

2 days ago

Team Orange tells donors they’re counting on Supreme Court for midterms help and other grim GOP tales Axios printed week

2 days ago

Thailand and Cambodia didn’t get Trump’s ceasefire memo

2 days ago

Donald not over rejection in Indiana

2 days ago

Regime probably regretting letting Bruna Ferreira out of the gulag

3 days ago

Truth Social alerts users to Obama Admin counsel’s Epstein ties

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Jeff’s friend may or may not actually talk to media

3 days ago

“Asian Wife Went With Her Dad’s Friend: A Cuckold Story,” and other interests of Pete Hegseth’s top advisor/mentor Eric Geressy

3 days ago

Oregon cop justified in shooting man holding up loose pants

3 days ago

RNC screaming “CONTEXT” over chairman Gruters’ grim outlook

3 days ago

Canuck biologists find orca and dolphin cooperation very common

3 days ago

Generous Florida patriot donates live hand grenade to Goodwill

3 days ago

Garcia hints that the worst is yet to come

3 days ago

Notice how some faces are not blacked out of Trump-Epstein pics

3 days ago

MAGA Land not as caught up on the news as they think

3 days ago

New York Post reports lawyer got what was coming

3 days ago

Judge blocks ICE from detaining Kilmar Abrego Garcia again

3 days ago

Tim Pool refuses to give cops video of supposed drive-by shooting

3 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Republicans praise their Orange Tormentor

4 days ago

Orange Idiot “pardons” Tina Peters

4 days ago

Kilmar Abrego Garcia released from gulag

4 days ago

Indiana state Senate rejects Trump gerrymander

4 days ago

Virginia grand jury no bills Letitia James indictment again

4 days ago

Jaydee demands unquestioning obedience from Indiana GOP

4 days ago

“When will I get credit for having created, with No Inflation, perhaps the Greatest Economy in the History of our Country?”: Orange Baby

4 days ago

Tennessee inmate executed just two weeks before Christmas

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Karoline’s Khristmas Special

4 days ago

Noem cuts and runs from hearing

4 days ago

Dems demand DOJ IG “audit” all Epstein files to check for fuckery

4 days ago

Thune reaffirms commitment to GOP’s “blame Democrats” strategy

4 days ago

Eurocrats face visa revocation for crackdown on Musk Twitter

4 days ago

“Fake polls” just the wrong kind of fake for Orange Grandpa

4 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Dog murdering idiot testifies at House hearing

4 days ago

Trump job approval rating sinks to 36 percent: AP-NORC poll

4 days ago

Florida sues Starbucks for discriminating against guess which race

4 days ago

Doug Burgum says electricity prices are high in states without AI data centers, therefore data centers aren’t increasing costs

4 days ago

Regime preemptively threatening ICC if they don’t immunize Trump

4 days ago

Man started fires 350,000 years earlier than known: researchers

4 days ago

Jesse Watters already giving up on Republicans holding House

5 days ago

Philadelphia youth football players caught trying to shaft Dick’s

5 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x