CBS News has the story of Diana Trujillo, a woman from Cali, Colombia, who moved to the United States as a teenager – unable to speak English, with only $300 to her name, worked in low-level housekeeping jobs – and is now living off taxpayer funds and has been since 2007.

Trujillo receives an unknown disbursement every two weeks from a government agency called NASA – in return for her work as a flight engineer and director for the Mars Perseverance mission, a job that any entitled, naturally-born citizen white male MAGA troll on The Hill or 4chan with experience playing Playstation games could definitely do. Even though the probe landed safely and the mission has so far been a success, there has to be some way for the involuntarily celibate white nationalists to feel like they still have their own warped sense of dignity intact after being informed of Trujillo’s position. This self-reassertion will be vocalized but simplistic, most likely a “So?!?” because the impulse to retaliate against the psychic injury of a woman who is more successful than them overrides whatever shred of circumspection they may still possess.

Add the fact that Trujillo is an objectively attractive woman who would not dirty her hands choking a typical Red Piller to death, much less go on a 2 for $20 Applebee’s date with them, there’s no doubt her unattainability increases the rage and helplessness they feel by a factor of 10. So incels, if there are any of you reading this, I hope the purposely misleading headline and first paragraph reeled you in, only for the rest of this article about Diana Trujillo ruin your day. If you can take a moment to indicate as such in the comments, it would truly brighten ours.