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Orange Tyrant celebrates purge of 100,000 Georgia voters who didn’t cast ballot in 2020, says it would’ve changed outcome

“Georgia now plans to remove over 100,000 ‘obsolete and outdated’ names off their voter rolls. Doing this, they say, will ensure voting files are up to date, while at the same time ensuring voter integrity in future elections. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE LAST ELECTION? WHY WASN’T THIS DONE PRIOR TO THE NOVEMBER 3RD PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, where they had us losing by a very small number of votes, many times less than the 101,789 figure? This means we (you!) won the Presidential Election in Georgia. But don’t fret, much other information will soon be revealed about Georgia – and other States as well. It is coming out FAST and FURIOUS. The 2020 Presidential Election was rigged!” says the Fat Orange Bastard in another statement.

So if we’re reading this correctly, Trump believes that removing inactive voters from the rolls, people who haven’t voted since 2012, would have changed the outcome of the election in Georgia if it had been done before November 2020, even though they definitionally did not vote then. This is some really stupid shit, and probably one of the things his fans will ignore rather than celebrate. Maybe. We’ll keep an eye out. The Gateway Pundit might actually go ahead and call this a “huge own” without actually thinking it through and realizing how goddamned stupid a self-own it is.

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