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Scorecard 2025

4 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Deer feeding in rural Maine

4 hours ago

LIVE UPDATES: The second Trump Regime comes into power

5 hours ago

Orange Warlord to revoke clearances for the “51 former officials”

7 hours ago

Biden Pardon-palooza Day is here!

8 hours ago

The Oranges of Wrath

23 hours ago

Dumb sheep benefit massively in Biden’s booming solar industry

1 day ago

Team Orange orders inauguration jumbotrons taken down

1 day ago

Lindsey hungover and angry again

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U-Haul trapped in frozen Maine lake until weather gets colder

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“Well it’s a- it’s a complex collection of legislation”: Mike Johnson on whether he can write a bill to bring grocery prices back down

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Cotton and Ricketts meow at Trump’s pledge to save TikTok

1 day ago

Tom Homan backs off planned Chicago immigration raids

1 day ago

Man steps off high speed German train for a smoke, then the doors close and the train starts moving with his luggage still on board…

2 days ago

Colorado Dem helpfully points MAGA constituents to where they can get reimbursed for airfare and accomodations for inauguration

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Judge orders Yoon held for at least 20 days

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Canadians vow “surgical” retaliatory tariffs to target Red States

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“Meme” dispensed upon tithe to cult deity

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South Korean court hears Yoon’s pleas for release

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Los Angeles DWP chief assigned personal security detail

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Movie Night Friday: Darkest Hour and The Darkest Hour

3 days ago

Judge orders former president arrested for sexually abusing minor

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Inauguration tickets now “commemorative”

3 days ago

“What’s a Soup Drop? Well, it’s soup you can suck on, of course!”

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CBS considering settling with Trump in Harris interview lawsuit

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She probably isn’t dressed warm enough for the National Mall

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Comer writes Jerry Nadler smells like shit

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Witch hunt underway after German “Corona rebel” candidate claims he was savagely beaten by members of ancient witch cult

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Team Orange moves inauguration indoors

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WATCH LIVE: Dog murderer’s confirmation hearing to lead DHS

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Ohio Lt Governor Jon Husted to replace JD Vance in Senate

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Senate passes Laken Riley act

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Supreme Court upholds TikTok ban

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Mandarin Madman self-debriefs on Chicom manipulation session

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ChiCom buyers switch to Brazilian soybeans ahead of Trump return

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BREAKING NEWS: Complete worm considering finding new job

3 days ago

House Republican anonymously calls Budget chairman a child

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Hunter Biden’s paintings go up in flames: report

3 days ago

Orange Felon demands FBI preserve documents on DEI office

4 days ago

MAGA Land extolls the virtues of requiring ID for internet porn

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Midwest MAGA secessionists making noises about county swaps

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New York Post reports new whistleblower alleging Biden allowed unauthorized aliens access to top-secret military bases

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Former Georgia election workers settle with Rudy

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Bolsonaro doesn’t need Viagra anymore after Trump DC invite

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MAGA incel Georgia state senator tossed and arrested

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Welsh Bitcoin loser thinks Trump can intervene in case

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Rudy ghosts hearing in Freeman-Moss lawsuit

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“Southern border communities are regaining a sense of normalcy”

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Nancy Pelosi staying warm on Monday

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DeSantis appoints AG Ashley Moody to replace Rubio

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