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Orange Warlord rages at Wisconsin “RINOs” over ballot drop boxes

“Some RINO Republicans in Wisconsin are working hand in hand with others to have drop boxes again placed in Wisconsin. These fools are playing right into the Democrats’ hand. Drop boxes are only good for Democrats and cheating, not good for Republicans,” says the Former Guy.

Interesting how “cheating” was almost an afterthought, like Trump nearly forgot to include the pretense that drop boxes invite “fraud” in a rant that otherwise acknowledges the reality of the situation, that anything that makes it easier to vote makes it more likely that Republicans will lose elections legitimately. At least he didn’t try that “They aren’t COVID sanitized” again like he did back in 2020. The situation over ballot drop boxes in Wisconsin is a mess, and naturally the fat idiot doesn’t understand it. A Waukesha County judge recently banned them statewide because, despite the fact they’ve been used in elections for decades in the state, absentee ballot drop boxes are technically illegal under Wisconsin law. It was only because the Wisconsin Election Commission’s authority superseded the law that drop boxes were permitted and even then the commission was operating under tenuous emergency rules out of the reach of the GOP-dominated state legislature.

Lawmakers had been pushing the Commission to formally adopt the rules on ballot drop boxes so they could promptly kill them off. It’s dense and not all that easy to understand, but the point is that Trump is so fucking impulsive that he doesn’t even try before ripping into the “RINOs” that are actually doing his bidding. Like the house is on fire and Trump is screaming at these guys while not even looking close enough to see that they’re carrying molotovs, not fire extinguishers.

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