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#WalkAway asshole sentenced to home confinement, probation

Brandon Straka, the former Democrat hairdresser-turned-MAGA activist was sentenced to pay a $5,000 fine and serve 3 months home confinement plus 3 years of probation by a federal judge for his participation in the Capitol riot on Monday, the Huffington Post reports on the outcome of a plea deal that reportedly involved extensive cooperation with federal prosecutors. Straka’s case is somewhat unique as he’s among the few Trump allies who’s both on the radar of the House January 6th Select Committee investigators for his involvement with organizing the “Stop the Steal” rally on the Ellipse and also faced the justice system as one of the thousands of regular rank-and-file MAGA terrorist assholes who breached the Capitol during the riot.

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