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Orange Defendant claims he’ll “probably” attend rape trial

Fat former President Trump on Thursday told reporters he’ll “probably” head to New York City to catch the tail end of the trial in write EJ Carroll’s federal lawsuit against him over a credible accusation of rape from the 1990s. “I will probably attend and I think it’s a disgrace that it’s allowed to happen, false accusations against a rich guy, or in my case against a famous, rich and political person,” said the twice-impeached loser from his golf course in Ireland. “I have to go back for a woman that made a false accusation about me, and I have a judge who is extremely hostile.”

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