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The other big day is finally here: Disgraced former President Trump has been indicted on federal felonies for stealing classified documents from the White House and man are his fanboys pissed.

“The blatant hypocrisy is sickening and beyond belief. Trump is correct: our country is in a crisis. No matter how one feels about Donald Trump, the weaponization of the DOJ against an American citizen or political enemy should frighten us all” – The current top comment on PJ Media’s story.

“I am not a Trump supporter, but if they’re going to indict him for these boxes of material, then there needs to be an indictment against Joe Biden, and all the boxes that they found at his various residences” – The current top comment on the Fox News story. Totally not a Trump supporter, lol.

“The risk these prosecutors are taking is enormous. One day, after the wheel has turned, President Trump will have every one of them disbarred” – Top comment on the Washington Times article.

“So when are the indictments coming for Biden? Or is he (D)ifferent?” – Top comment on RedState.

“Americans who’ve been watching the weaponization of federal law enforcement by the filthy communist/democrat party of pigs need to read the founding documents of our nation. They’re written in English (though eighteen century English, but easily understandable), and Americans to keep in mind that the ‘Bill of Rights’ aren’t freedoms that the government allows you, they are the rights that you were born with that government can’t take away from you” – The current top comment on the Breitbart story, which they sure took their time with in reporting.

“So President Trump can’t have any documents from his presidency nothing for his library. Sounds fair right. While everyone else we’re allowed to take whatever they wanted. President Trump is being treated unfairly. His poll numbers will definitely go up” – Top comment on the Daily Wire article.

“💥🔥💥 Trump gets indicted and DWAC jumps after hours. Streisand effect in full swing? We shall see. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿” – Recent post on QAnon fan site GreatAwakening.win, referring to Digital World Acquisition Corporation, the scam stock operation Truth Social is supposed to merge with.

“‘They’re not after me. They’re after you. I’m just in the way’ – President Trump. If you can’t see the truth in this by now, you’re blind” – The current top comment on the Gateway Pundit’s story.

Stay tuned for much, much, more tears and butthurt.

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