Desperado lawman Justice Department special counsel Jack Smith done called up his former deputy Alex Whiting from the overseas detail at that Hague war crimes tribunal come help out lasso in some’a em no-good yella-bellied fuckin’ rattlesnakes in the Trump Boys gang, Politico reports.
The Trump Boys gang – named fer their leader, Dirty Donald “El Gordo Puto” Trump, who’s a lyin’, cheatin’, whore-diddlin’, no-good son bitch wit’ a reputation fouler than a buzzard’s grundle – are wanted fer vote rustlin, flim-flammin simple folk, tryin’ a hang Mike Pence without a lawful permit fer hangin, among other crimes ‘gainst the Republic. Smith an Whiting are fixin to bring Dirty Donald and his toadies like Rawdog Rudy and Kid Kraken to justice and perdition. The showdown’s a comin.