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COVID vax robozombie apocalypse set for October 4: QAnon fans

QAnon fans who thought that “Luciferase” in the COVID vaccines activated by 5G signals in January 2022 would mutate people into mindless cybernetic zombies have their eyes set on a new date, government-sanctioned broadcast, and ominous-sounding chemical compound that also isn’t actually an ingredient in the vaccines as an AP fact check says the freaks have pegged the October 4th FEMA alert test as the signal that will prompt the “graphene oxide” to start doing its thing.

The robo-zombies part is the same though. They tinfoilers are consistent about that. “The emergency broadcasting system under FEMA is going to be activated,” some asshole QAnon streamer claimed “It’s not a test. It’s going to be sending these high frequency signals into cell phones, radios, TVs. The intention of activating nanoparticles, including graphene oxide.”

“You can’t ‘activate’ graphene oxide,” actual expert CalTech Materials Science Professor Julia Greer told the AP in an email on Monday. “What does that even mean?” Jeez lady. Trust the plan.

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