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Third convicted Capitol rioter running for Congress in 2024

Misdemeanant Capitol rioter Chuck Hand, husband of former Taylor County, Georgia GOP Chairwoman Mandy Robinson-Hand, who along with his wife did 20 days in jail and paid $500 in restitution after they both pleaded guilty to a parading charge for entering the Capitol during the January 6th, 2021 insurrection, has filed the paperwork to challenge longtime Dem Congressman Sanford Bishop in the Peach State’s 2nd District, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports.

Hand, whose campaign slogans “Hire Hand for Congress” and “Stick it to the man, hire Hand” really fucking suck, is now at least the third convicted January 6th MAGA terrorist to launch a 2024 run for the House of Representatives. Hand follows Republican former West Virginia state Delegate Derrick Evans, who announced a bid on January 6th, 2023 after taking a plea deal and serving three months in the clink – more than twice as long as his time in office as Evans resigned 39 days into his first term upon being charged – and Jacob “QAnon Shaman” Chansley, the iconic face of the insurrection who on Friday filed the paperwork to run as a Libertarian in Arizona’s 8th District.

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