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James Biden lied to shitty healthcare company about access to Joe

“James Biden, the brother of President Joe Biden, didn’t provide any services to Americore despite obtaining a $600,000 loan from the struggling healthcare company on the promise that his name could bring in funding from the Middle East, which never materialized,” Fox News literally writes in the lede to their explosive new breaking news report about the younger Biden Bro’s lobbying.

“Carol Fox, a Chapter 11 trustee for the financially distressed hospital operator, spoke with members of the House Oversight Committee in an interview where she detailed Americore’s relationship with James Biden. [Carol] Fox said the loan was provided to Biden with no documentation in return for the promise of funding from the Middle East that never came,” they continue, obviously having sourced this directly from James Comer and his minions selectively leaking it for political gain.

Which speaks a lot to Comer’s skill at playing this game: That James Biden failed to leverage his older brother’s political connections to the Middle East to find a way to bail Americore out and make them whole again on the cash they fronted him. Because Joe told James no, he wasn’t going to help but thanks for using a third of that money to pay back the $200,000 Joe had loaned to James.

When people say “Words fail me” what they really mean is they failed at words because they’re simply not articulate to fully describe what’s in front of them. We have no qualm admitting that we don’t have the lexical skill to truly do this situation justice. So let’s just go with profanity and call this possibly the greatest fucking own-goal so far in this moronic saga. How fucking stupid can you be to not only leak something that undermines your case but to act like it’s a goddamned smoking gun?

James Comer’s incompetence is almost Lovecraftian, a mass of vaporous tendrils emitting from a malignancy upon you dare not dwell, lest its blackened madness pervert your consciousness, depriving what little function remains of the simple clod of grey flesh within your simian skull.

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