South Carolina’s Little Pee Dee River has shrunk to an even littler pee dee amid a drought cutting off circulation to the once lengthy and girthy waterway, the Myrtle Beach Sun News reports.
National Weather Service meteorologist Adam Weiner told the Sun News that the drought in Horry County has only intensified, with rainfall shrinking to just one inch in June. There’s a chance it could get wetter later this week, but Weiner stiffly warned that it’ll take more wetness to help.
And to all the readers snickering at this story, just imagine if this was your Little Pee Dee that wasn’t able to flow properly, how painful that would be to experience that and the embarrassment of telling your partner the Pee Dee just can’t get it up, let alone discharge any swimmers. This isn’t funny.