Biden tells Congressional Dems he's staying in the race

Facing a potential mass exodus now that Congress is in town, President Biden on Monday sent a letter to Hill Dems informing them “that despite all the speculation in the press and elsewhere, I am firmly committed to staying in this race, and to beating Donald Trump,” CNN’s reports.

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