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They’re pretty similar, right?

Now at first you might be like “Okay, Spartan, they’re both pairs of sneakers, so duh!” Totally understandable. But aside from the differences, like that the sneakers on the left are $299 and the ones on the right are $55 – well actually that’s a fucking ripoff for Paw Patrol sneakers.

What the hell, lol. Those should be like $20 tops. Anyway the point is that despite the differences like color and imagery and what not they’re actually really similar when you think about it, as both are designed for people with the fashion sense and emotional intelligence of a five year-old boy who loves cartoon superheroes. And yes this take is pretty goddamned painfully obvious but we had to write something underneath the pics and headline that already got the job done.

Oh and one more difference: The sneakers on the right side were definitely licensed to use the image of the characters they depict. Not 100 percent sure we can say the same about the other pair.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

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