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Cocomelon electronic talking book explodes, destroys minivan

Godawful children’s YouTube channel Cocomelon’s atrocities are no longer confined to just the “Yes Yes Playground Song” and other hateful dirges in the digital world as a North Carolina family’s minivan was severely damaged Sunday when the lithium ion battery in a copy of the electronic book “Cocomelon: JJ’s Potty Time” exploded while the van was sitting in the driveway, WSOC reports.

Luckily no one was injured in the incident as the Williams family of Hildebran in Burke County had returned home from church about 20 minutes earlier. The inferno caused at minimum thousands of dollars of damages to the van’s interior. “The world itself is moving to lithium batteries, which propose some of these troubles to the fire service,” local fire Chief Bobby Craig said. “I don’t know if there is – other than trying to keep them cool – that there is any precautions.” The book, which again is branded with one of the worst YouTube channels in all creation, did not bear any warning label.

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