North Carolina tied: Marist poll

A new Marist/NPR/PBS News survey of likely voters in North Carolina finds Vice President Kamala Harris tied with convicted felon former President Trump at 48 each in the Tar Heel State, while Trump leads 50 to 49 percent in both Arizona and Georgia. Of course they left out Nevada.

ICE recruitment vetting AI fuckup almost too stupid to believe

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Jaydee jumps the shark on his insufferable sophistry act

Court tosses GOP challenge to California Prop 50

Regime stashing Venezuelan oil revenue at Qatari bank

Letitia James forces extremist Zionist group to settle with her office

Riley Gaines sings praises of Trump’s testosterone levels, then kind of fucks up and admits he’s an abusive misogynist

Verizon super sorry they just effed you out of cell service

UAW backs Trump heckler

Majority say ICE makes American cities less safe: CNN poll

CBS carries regime’s water a full week later

“That’s why that lesbian bitch is dead”

Trump heckler suspended from job at Ford plant

They keep saying this shit about Ross firing in “self-defense”

Fossil mayor’s skeleton found

FBI raids Washington Post reporter’s home

Minneapolis mayor skates circles around Fox Newsworm

Certain US personnel advised to evacuate from Qatar base

Iran preps for mass executions

Grandpa doing the all caps thing again

Tony Dorkoupil taken down a notch

Regime demands list of Jews from University of Pennsylvania

Nunchucks guy dead at 59

Pedo 1980s actor turns himself in

Mamdani and Trump are texting bros

WATCH LIVE: Horrible spray-tan job gives “economic” speech

Third of voters think Renee Good execution justified: QU poll

Regime wanted to prosecute Renee Good’s widow: NYT

Michigan CEO resigns after admitting Renee Good was executed

Jim Jordan wrestles with “foreign fraudsters”: Watch Live

Orange racist mourns cancer-ridden racist

Clintons tell Comer to fuck off on Epstein investigation subpoena

WATCH LIVE: Chickenheads cluck cluck to Capitol reporters

Trump vows to punish fascist stormtroopers who murder civilians

Minnesota AG says Jonathan Good can hide but he can’t run

South Korea prosecutor seeking death penalty for Yoon

“THE DAY OF RECKONING AND RETRIBUTION IS COMING!”

Life coach lady hypes legislation that will never actually pass

Raskin investigating how many Capitol rioters DHS has hired

Top DOJ officials quit over Jonathan Ross decision

Grand Theft Auto V players push new mission creator to it limits

Surprise! FBI investigating Renee Good, won’t charge ICE agent

Bill Ackman sends $10,000 to hardcore MAGA antisemite’s GoFundMe campaign for ICE agent Jonathan Ross

WATCH LIVE: Minnesota leaders announce lawsuit against ICE

Liz Warren says Trump called her after she commanded him to

Moldova president supports self-annexing to Romania

Mark Kelly sues Pete Hegseth

“With a little bit of patience”

Diaper Donnie pissing himself in fear of tariff ruling

NASA spokesman denies August 12 gravity interruption