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USAID is as dead as a 71 year-old Burmese refugee in Thailand

35 minutes ago

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Kanye West celebrates victory in quest for more attention

1 hour ago

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Arizona legislators to take another swing at banning brass knuckles

1 hour ago

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“We screwed up but we’re not going to admit it”

2 hours ago

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Newsmax reports they can only get so erect from tease

3 hours ago

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Startup cancels $2.6 billion Georgia battery plant project

3 hours ago

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Cuomo 33 – Adams 10 in NYC mayoral Dem primary: Emerson poll

4 hours ago

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Plane with 10 people on board goes missing in Alaska

5 hours ago

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Jaydee put in charge of TikTok sale

5 hours ago

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“Walmart Melania” exploring run for governor: report

6 hours ago

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Farm boys edgy around both Don and Ron

13 hours ago

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Jake Tapper helpfully points out an inconsistency in the MAGAverse’s stance on editing in prerecorded interviews

17 hours ago

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Fugitive MAGA pedo arrested after Trump pardon and release

18 hours ago

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Top DOGE resigns over racist posts

19 hours ago

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Regime to clean house at Health and human Services

20 hours ago

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“I support what Elon Musk is doing”

21 hours ago

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Team Ketamine tells federal workers no guarantee on buyouts

22 hours ago

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House GOP still don’t have their shit together

22 hours ago

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D’Souz-in-law says he wasn’t calling for Ilhan Omar to be deported he was just saying America would be better off if she was deported

23 hours ago

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MAGA Reich sues Illinois Gov Pritzker for “obstruction”

24 hours ago

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Dems delay Patel nomination by a week

1 day ago

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Panama’s president says US full of shit about canal transit deal

1 day ago

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WATCH LIVE: Antichrist speaks at “Prayer Breakfast”

1 day ago

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Santorini still shaking

1 day ago

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Murdoch media empire touts end result of their product

1 day ago

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Orange Hitler still serious about Gaza

1 day ago

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Mob torches former Bangladeshi president’s home

1 day ago

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Arab Americans for Trump Peace

1 day ago

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Frau Ingraham reports unelected bureaucrat has opinion

1 day ago

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Migrants a tuberculosis and measles risk: Team Orange

1 day ago

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Coast Guard commandant was given three hours to move out

2 days ago

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Pizzagate asshole wants Project 2025 shitbag martyred

2 days ago

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“Harris left a vacuum by not visiting Michigan families impacted by US-supplied bombs to help create a permission structure”

2 days ago

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Orange Warlord commands DHS to deny visas to trans athletes

2 days ago

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Doctor in trouble for giving cat a computed axial tomography scan

2 days ago

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Blondi doesn’t want to talk about food and gas prices

2 days ago

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Georgia GOP renews effort to end open primary system

2 days ago

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North Dakotans informed of short, fat sex offender’s address

2 days ago

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Maybe

2 days ago

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Team Ketamine gains access to Medicare payment systems

2 days ago

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Maryland federal judge blocks Trump birthright citizenship order

2 days ago

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WATCH LIVE: Another dysfunctional House Oversight shitshow

2 days ago

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Philippines veep impeached over threats to assassinate president

2 days ago

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Florida man escapes fatal crash scene by climbing onto semi

2 days ago

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Michael Jordan’s son informs cops that he’s Michael Jordan’s son after drunkenly turning Lamborghini SUV onto train tracks

2 days ago

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Alex Soros has too much influence over Dems, declares Elon Musk

2 days ago

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USPS abruptly reverses China parcel policy

2 days ago

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Gazans not thrilled by Trump proposal

2 days ago

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(Snappy headline about where this was headed goes here)

3 days ago

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Trump’s America: $40,000 worth of eggs stolen in Pennsylvania

3 days ago

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