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Flesh-eating ground squirrels discovered in California

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Republicans now have two maniacal overlords to answer for

2 hours ago

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New app lets homebuyers see neighbors’ politics

2 hours ago

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House Ethics votes to release Gaetz report

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Co-president vetoes government funding

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Ghana Supreme Court greenlights “Don’t Be Gay” bill

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“My Tennessee property is a drone-free zone”

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Fat idiot still won’t let this Canada annexation thing go

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Indiana man crossed off state’s naughty list

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Now, my story begins in Nineteen-Dickety-Nine…

14 hours ago

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Herschel Walker named Ambassador to Bahamas

15 hours ago

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Maine truck driver cited for unsecured cows

15 hours ago

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McCaul feels like “drones” are coming from China, cites no evidence

17 hours ago

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QAdulteress vows to take matters into her own paws

20 hours ago

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Luigi Mangione indicted for First Degree Murder in Manhattan

21 hours ago

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Too soon, or she can’t talk about it because Christian school, or something that makes it not okay for Kamala Harris to say this

21 hours ago

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Team Orange now claiming “juror misconduct” in Manhattan trial

22 hours ago

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Patriot Front banner removed from building set for demolition

23 hours ago

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Beta GOP Congressman stutters semi-angrily at Mike Johnson

24 hours ago

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Biden backs ban on stock trades for members of Congress

1 day ago

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Sherrod Brown says he’s delivering last speech of “this session”

1 day ago

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These aren’t the drones you’re looking for

1 day ago

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House GOP releases final report on investigation of Jan 6th Select Committee investigation, recommends Liz Cheney face charges

1 day ago

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Orange Warlord sues Ann Selzer, Des Moines Register over poll

1 day ago

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Why you shouldn’t try to shoot down a bear

1 day ago

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Ukrainians cancel top Russian general in Moscow

1 day ago

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Look who still isn’t in prison yet

2 days ago

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California man gets 41 months for running 14th Amendment hotel

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Merchan tosses Trump immunity claim

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Gerry Connolly beats AOC for top Oversight spot

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More than a third of Americans don’t have a favorite dinosaur: poll

2 days ago

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MAGA Land now says paying more for shit is a patriotic virtue

2 days ago

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Trudeau thinking about resigning: report

2 days ago

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Jared Moskowitz considering taking FEMA job in Trump Admin

2 days ago

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Shooter dead, multiple injured at Christian school in Wisconsin

2 days ago

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Orange Caesar calls Xi “an amazing guy”

2 days ago

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British researchers say it’s certainly possible Bronze Age cannibal massacre was more “ritualistic” than full-on feast of human flesh

2 days ago

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German government collapses

2 days ago

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Freedom Caucasian warns ChiComs could be sending the drones

2 days ago

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News from the Great Dismal Swamp fittingly depressing and murky

2 days ago

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“Why you shouldn’t try to shoot down a suspected drone”

2 days ago

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Mayotte cyclone death toll could be in the thousands

2 days ago

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UK approves sale of entire postal service to Czech billionaire

2 days ago

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Steve Bannon says Donald needs to run again in 2028

2 days ago

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California DMV recalls “LOLOCT7” plate for obvious reasons

3 days ago

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“Nobody’s putting you on a bus unless they get by me”

3 days ago

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Israelis appeal ICC arrest warrants

3 days ago

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Kamala Harris thinking about a total Nixon move

3 days ago

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Get it? Chris Christie is fat and he eats a lot of McDonald’s! Haha!

4 days ago

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Mad spending spree as Americans stockpile before tariffs kick in

4 days ago

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