Justin Trudeau to resign Monday

Reports of the demise of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s political demise were not premature as on Monday morning he will announce he’s quitting as leader of the Liberal Party in a press conference scheduled for 10:45 AM EDT, the CBC reports. Trudeau hanging it up will set off a several month search for a new chair, during which he’ll remain in the premiership.

New York Post reports Puff Daddy jealous of Luigi Mangione

Florida sheriff says he’s “moved on” from FBI investigation into him

“Back in 1867, Democratic President Harry Truman tried to buy Greenland for $100 million, which would be about a billion”

Thousands evacuate from raging wildfire in Los Angeles

DeSantis-ordered investigation finds zero COVID vax crimes

“He bucks tradition, he doesn’t do what others do”

New York Appeals court tosses Trump sentencing delay bid

Ohio police chief not sure what to do with vicious, killer pigs

Cannon orders Garland and Smith not to release Trump report

WATCH LIVE: Orange Pharaoh yells at cameras for 90 minutes or so

McDonald’s “ends” DEI programs

Team Trump appeal Manhattan sentencing

Tom Homan says more border enforcement needed because one US-born citizen killed 15 people and another blew up a Cybertruck

Greenland says Don Jr’s visit “private”

“THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE WINDSTORM SEEN SINCE 2011”

French far-right founder Jean-Marie Le Pen dead at 96

Roman Empire declined because they got dumber: study

Team Orange commands Garland to block Smith’s final report

Frau Ingraham neither subtle nor vague in her warning to Trump

Don Jr leading MAGA delegation to Greenland

VPN business booming in Florida

Rudy found in contempt

Harris acts like an adult

Texas says flesh-eating fly larvae not a problem as long as you apply bug spray and wash any open wounds when outdoors

Conquistador continues to insist annexation popular in Canada

“The ‘President Musk’ line was always going to be a way to get him”

Surprise! Trump didn’t do his homework

BlueSky > Truth Social in November

Justin Trudeau to resign Monday

Orange God Emperor says Washington Post “fake news” in reporting he’s backing down from suicidally stupid tariff plan

Team Orange to appeal Friday Manhattan sentencing

Fox Corporation refusing to pay for damage to breast implants

Billionaire agrees with fan’s agreement with previous statement

Freight train hobo apparently didn’t think car would be that cold

Party City was worried about “safety risk” to team visiting China

Trudeau resignation imminent: report

“Home Improvement” star no longer conservative: Fox News

Winter Storm X Æ A-Xii hits from Kansas to New Jersey

Florida HVAC contractor’s cover blown

Thune doesn’t say Trump’s mass deportation plans realistic

Manhattan congestion pricing plan kicks in

Mike Johnson insists border connection to New Orleans attack should be “obvious,” does not have any evidence of connection yet

New Melania documentary marks big comeback for director

Psychic can’t even figure out which asshole smashed their window

Kansas City Little Caesar’s location more murder-y than others

Fox News reports outrage underway

“Smugglers love Trump, because it’s a lot of bluster”

“There has never been a President who was so evilly and illegally treated as I” posts big fat manbaby on Saturday morning

Movie Night Friday: Red Dawn

“This was not a terrorist attack, it was a wakeup call”