Siskel and Ebert Massie and Khanna give it two thumbs down

Unfortunately, today’s document release by @AGPamBondi and @DAGToddBlanche grossly fails to comply with both the spirit and the letter of the law that @realDonaldTrump signed just 30 days ago. @RepRoKhanna is correct. https://t.co/gZQyQBUT4R

— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) December 19, 2025

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Make America Great Again

Double decker TACO served up

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Xi purges top ChiCom general

“There have not been discussions about toning down the rhetoric”

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NYT non-retracts poll Trump lost his shit over

DHS calls on Walz to free imprisoned sex offender for deportation

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Target workers ordered not to help anyone hide from ICE

Mark Carney unvited to “Board of Peace” he didn’t want to join

Chicago jury acquits “gang member” who put bounty on CBP Nazi

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