Among the eight – or maybe 15, depending on the source – Republican candidates running in the not-yet-scheduled Georgia 14th Congressional District GOP primary to replace now-former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is creepy incel state Senator Colton Moore, famous for living in his mom’s basement and getting the shit kicked out of him by state police last year for attempting to disrupt Governor Brian Kemp’s State of the State address, Atlanta News First reports.

Moore, who in 2023 was expelled from the state Senate’s GOP conference thus making him technically an “independent” as far as legislative order is concerned, touts himself as “A Fearless Fighter for Northwest Georgia. A Proven Warrior for President Trump,” on his campaign website and you know he originally had those sentences reversed until some consultant strongly advised him to put the part about the district first. The “About” page is long on shit like “In 2024, I exposed a secret room at Atlanta’s Hartsfield-Jackson Airport packed with illegal aliens, guarded by US military personnel,” and “I serve as President Trump’s floor leader in the Georgia Senate. I’ve battled bloated budgets that pile on debt… and took on Big Pharma to make ivermectin accessible. I even exposed state funds possibly propping up illegal immigration schemes at places like the Hyundai plant” and short on “I enjoy spending weekends with my lovely wife Sarah and our sons, Jefferson and Davis.”

This is because, as mentioned, Moore’s an incel who hasn’t yet found a woman willing to date him, let alone marry him and bear his two sons that he definitely would name Jefferson and Davis.

Whether Moore is a “frontrunner” for his Orange Lord and Savior’s endorsement in the primary – for which the general will be an afterthought given the hard red gerrymander of GA-14 – is probably more about his competition than his own resume. The only other candidate – Atlanta News First names eight in their article while Ballotpedia lists friggin 15, though this is for the regular November election – who seems worth noting is Jeff Criswell, who got crushed by incumbent Dem GA-6 Congresswoman Lucy McBath last year. Name rang a bell for some reason. Then there’s Star Black, who is white, Jenna Turnipseed and holy shit that’s actually her name, lol. Also there’s Reagan Box, who is simultaneously running in the Senate GOP primary. Might as well have a fallback option.