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Hegseth pussies out of court-martialing Mark Kelly

“Therefore, in response to Senator Mark Kelly’s seditious statements — and his pattern of reckless misconduct — the Department of War is taking administrative action against Captain Mark E Kelly, USN (Ret). The department has initiated retirement grade determination proceedings under 10 USC § 1370(f), with reduction in his retired grade resulting in a corresponding reduction in retired pay.”

“To ensure this action, the Secretary of War has also issued a formal Letter of Censure, which outlines the totality of Captain (for now) Kelly’s reckless misconduct. This Censure is a necessary process step, and will be placed in Captain Kelly’s official and permanent military personnel file,” and blah blah blah Secretary Drunken Date Rape continued announcing his chickenshit off-ramp.

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