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Tim Walz drops reelection bid

The MAGA propaganda-industrial complex on Monday got the scalp they sought with their Somalian fraud circlejerk as Dem Minnesota Gov Tim Walz announced he’s dropping his bid for a third term.

“I came to the conclusion that I can’t give a political campaign my all. Every minute I spend defending my own political interests would be a minute I can’t spend defending the people of Minnesota against the criminals who prey on our generosity and the cynics who prey on our differences,” said Walz, per the Huffington Post’s Igor Bobic. Walz’s most recent approval rating was dead even at 48 to 48 approve/disapprove in a SurveyUSA test last month which is not even close to the danger zone, especially if “former” crackhead Mike Lindell wins the GOP nomination.

Seems like Tim’s simply tired of this shit and wants to put in a good final year.

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