WATCH LIVE: Dems hold Jan 6 hearing, Trump holds GOP captive

As billed, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries is chairing a pseudo-hearing marking the fifth anniversary of convicted felon President Trump’s violent coup attempt to remain in power.

And since he tragically got back in power (mostly) the regular way, here he is at the Kennedy Center holding another one of those Saddam Hussein at the Iraqi parliament in 1978 reenactments:

Tomi Lahren says this is just a distraction from the Somali fraud

Defense stocks take a beating after Orange Warlord’s post

Mayor tells ICE “get the fuck out of Minneapolis”

Video shows woman basically executed by ICE agent

Fat Hitler evidently starting to panic about housing costs

ICE agent shoots at vehicle in Minneapolis

Karoline and komrades berate media again: Live video

THEY got to Jim Baird’s son too!

President blasts Oslo for failing to award him Nobel Peace Prize

WATCH LIVE: Oversight hearing on Minnesota fraud shitshow

Netanyahu begs for calm after extremist draft dodger hit by bus

The Hill urges Dems not to take the bait because Trump has a secret 5D chess strategy that will be their undoing in November

US Navy and Coast Guard seize Russian-flagged oil tanker

“We are the dominant predator force”

Warner board again rejects Paramount takeover bid

Burkina Faso junta leader says predecessor tried to re-coup him

Great Leader announces first of war spoils from conquered foe

Gateway Pundit remixes old grievance with new one

Rubio tells Congress the goal is to buy Greenland from Denmark

Tums ups the ante in the “Big Game” game

Overweight bachelor mocks woman reliving fear for husband’s life

US government officially blames Nancy Pelosi for January 6

Mary Peltola to launch Senate bid in Alaska

Regime washouts screaming at each other on Twitter

China buys 10 million tons of US soybeans

New 250th coins do not feature Trump

WATCH LIVE: Dems hold Jan 6 hearing, Trump holds GOP captive

Fat idiot probably already pardoned DC pipe bomber: legal analyst

California MAGA Congressman Doug LaMalfa has died

House Intel chair says he doesn’t have a say in Trump pardoning Hernandez for the same crime Maduro is charged with committing

Orange Warlord to try taking Newsom down a notch

“Compact of Free Association” with Greenland being floated again

Byron Dork dares question the Orange Allah’s holy wisdom

Capitol rioters rage over “fedsurrection” statute of limitations expiry

At least 35 dead so far in Iran unrest

Sharing is for commies, and Trump doesn’t want to “share” your Nobel Prize, he wants you to surrender it to him unconditionally

MAGA Land feels for poor kids getting cut off from child care but…

Jim Jordan wrestles to contain his love for and deep trust in Trump

PRESIDENT SHARES IMPORTANT MEDICAL ADVICE

Rhode Island GOP chair resigning due to having to hold day job

Oklahoma overtakes Florida as lightning-est state

Florida MAGA Congresswoman so sure Trump will back Machado

Thune “hoping to find out more” about Trump running Venezuela

Venezuela Fury thinks wedding will be in May or June

Regime rages over regular expression of capitalist free speech

Amy Klobuchar eyeing gubernatorial bid

Maduro pleads not guilty to aggravated Venezuelanism

WATCH LIVE: Junior ambassadors hold major Model UN summit

Mark Kelly tells Hegseth to go fuck himself, vows to fight demotion

Hardcore MAGA incel Colton Moore running to replace QAdulteress