French government survives two no confidence votes

The current French government led by Sebastien Lecornu on Friday survived two no confidence votes brought in quick succession over Lecornu’s move to force a new budget that has everyone pissed off, DPA International reports on the still-ongoing shitshow that had some questioning the Fifth Republic’s long-term prospects as a tenable enterprise.

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