National office supply retailer Staples is a great source for tech services, which are critical in today’s digital environment. From repairs to preventative maintenance, customers can find the technological services to keep their PCs, Macs, tablets, or mobile device in top shape for when they need help they most. Staples’ priority is getting customers’ technology back up and running, or to help prevent issues before they happen with proper setup and protection services. With over 900 locations nationwide open seven days a week, Staples’s trained tech professionals are ready to tackle your tech troubles and have your device back to you usually within three to five business days!

Unless you got the viruses from downloading thousands of child sexual abuse images, like one Staples troubleshooting pro did when examining a laptop dropped off by 55 year-old Hanover, Pennsylvania man Troy Wesley Tracey. The Hanover Evening Sun reports that the tech had to call law enforcement professionals to examine Tracey and diagnose him with that really pesky rural Caucasian pedophilia virus, hitting him with two felony counts of child pornography possession, all with the help of the friendly tech who told them the child porn sites definitely caused the viruses.

So if you’re not a chomo – or at least one smart enough to simply throw out your laptop with child porn on it and need a clean one fixed – visit Staples.com to find a location near you today!