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MAGA Land bellows angrily at Maine’s Bellows

Well it happened once again with it the MAGAverse is screaming in horror over democracy working to reject the horrible sickness they’ve infected it with for the past seven going on eight years.

“So much for being considered innocent before found guilty by a jury. Last I checked nobody has been even charged with the crime of insurrection, let alone tried, convicted and sentenced” – Top comment on Fox News’s article. It’s almost like none of the fanboys ever heard of Couy Griffin.

“America has a liberal problem, a female liberal problem to be exact” – Top comment on Gateway Pundit’s article. We wish to express our deepest sympathies for that guy’s Fleshlight.

“We need to take the gloves off and fight with brass knuckles like the Democrat’s do. Red states need to take biden off the ballots for corruption and treason. The democrats are trying to start a civil war again. And we need to take it seriously and start fighting just as hard and dirty as they do or else we are screwed” – Top comment on TownHall’s article. Let us know how that goes.

“‘Trump has never been charged with sedition or participating in an insurrection.’ There’s also that nasty little fact that there wasn’t an insurrection, unless you count every similar incident as an insurrection. In which case, the US suffers them as often as car dealers have sales” – Top comment on an Instapundit post. Maybe like two examples of “similar incidents” would help. Or even just one.

“These SecStates should be impeached. They won’t be, but they should” – Top comment on PJ Media’s article. There’s something perversely admirable about this admission of impotence.

“A lot of people have asserted that this is outrageous, but this is much worse than simple corruption. For most of human history, if you didn’t like the person in charge, the only way to be rid of him was to kill him. Assassinations and coups were common. Elections offer the promise that, if enough other people agree with you, you can remove the leaders that you hate peacefully. The United States frequently has several living ex-presidents, free to move on in life, even after being replaced by bitter rivals. In many political systems, that would be impossible. But that only works if people are allowed to vote out the rulers that they hate and vote in people that they like better. If the people in charge decide that people that they dislike aren’t allowed to be on the ballot, then the ability to remove the ruling faction peacefully is gone. That’s the end of democracy, and the only way to be rid of hated leaders is again assassination and coups. That’s where we’re headed, and likely quickly, if this garbage doesn’t get shut down quickly and decisively. That won’t mean that Republicans win or Democrats win. That will mean that everyone loses. But some high officials are petulant enough to say that if their faction can’t rule, then no one can, and don’t care if it destroys the country” – The top comment on RedState.com’s article. We usually don’t like to paste ones this long but this one’s pretty good in that it just completely ignores the simple fact that Trump tried to void the result of an election that didn’t turn out his way and this asshole commenter just walls himself off from that.

“So one person decides who is on a ballot and who is not. Regardless of party affiliation, this type of action should alarm everyone. Regardless this case, since it is one person making the decision and not a judge, this will definitely wind up before the Supreme Court” – Top comment on the New York Post’s article, written as if they didn’t freak out when at judges for ruling against Trump.

“MAGA and Trump aren’t the ‘threat to democracy’, it’s the Communists in the Democrat Party that are the threat to democracy!” – Top comment at Breitbart. Totally owned the “Democrat Party.”

“Another Colorado fixing to happen. This too will be overturned. Never in my long life have I ever seen the Democrats so afraid of a man. That man is President Trump. They do not want him to be President again. He is breaking up their little Playhouse I figure and they are indeed afraid what he might do” – Top comment on The Right Scoop. Right or wrong about the Democrats (and he’s mostly wrong about Colorado’s ruling being “overturned”) at least this guy’s not crying like a bitch.

“Before 1/6, Trump received reports from intelligence agencies of the possibility of violent actors coming to Capitol Hill. In accordance with the law, he offered National Guard troops to both Nancy Pelosi and Mayor Muriel Bowser to protect Capitol Hill, Congress and environs. Both rejected the offer. Why? Because they wanted the rioting to happen for the optics and narrative” – Top comment on the Daily Caller’s article. Why did the commenter leave Antifa and the FBI out of it?

God willing soon this will be an avalanche of disqualifications making it pointless to keep doing a “MAGA Land” every for every single time the fat fuck gets kicked off the ballot. Zeus, Odin, Buddha, Cthulhu, Baal, Athena, and all the rest of them willing we can do a MAGA Land for the day the US Supreme Court tells them something they really don’t want to hear on this matter.

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