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Inmate P01135809 thinks he’s found the answer to all his troubles

“ALL POLITICAL PROSECUTIONS OF YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT, ME, MUST STOP IMMEDIATELY. WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ELECTION, PERHAPS THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION IN THE HISTORY OF OUR COUNTRY, AND THESE RADICAL LEFT LUNATIC PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE DOING THIS. WHY DIDN’T THEY START THREE YEARS AGO??? BECAUSE THEY WANTED TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, THAT’S WHY!”

“According to Section 9-85.500 of the Justice Department’s Justice Manual: ‘Federal prosecutors and agents may never select the timing of any action, including investigative steps, criminal charges, or statements, for the purpose of affecting any election, or for the purpose of giving an advantage or disadvantage to any candidate or political party.’ THIS IS ELECTION INTERFERENCE, AND MUST BE IMMEDIATELY STOPPED. I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GO THROUGH ANY FAKE PROSECUTIONS BEFORE THE ELECTION. THIS IS COMMUNISM, AND A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY. OUR COUNTRY WILL NOT STAND FOR IT. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!” posted fat angry Donald on Monday.

Apologies for overdoing the Trump posts, but this one’s good as, per usual, there’s a pretty major problem with it. Well, two actually. First off is that it’s traditionally only in effect 60 days before an election, and we’re currently 260 days away from November 5th. Second, is that it only applies to prosecutors, not courts. The courts are in command now and once a case starts the judge – like Tanya Chutkan – is in control of the schedule. Chutkan doesn’t care about the 2024 election.

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