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Woman takes riding shotgun during eclipse a little too seriously

A 22-year-old Georgia woman was arrested after wounding two people driving on a Florida highway on Monday during the eclipse, telling officers God wanted her to carry out a shooting spree, NBC News reports.  Taylon Nichelle Celestine checked out of a Florida hotel Monday and “told the staff she was going on a shooting spree, directed by ‘God’ in relation to the solar eclipse,” law enforcement officials said.

After she was pulled over, an AR-15 style assault rifle and a 9 mm handgun were found in her Dodge Challenger.  She was booked by the Highway Patrol on attempted murder, aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and improper discharge of a firearm.

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