Categories
Uncategorized

“Trend of softening support”

A GOP operative tells Rolling Stone that, while convicted felon former President Trump’s internal polling in Ohio and Florida doesn’t indicate any danger in those states directly, the numbers spell trouble in others. “They’re looking worse than they should,” said the operative “Donald Trump is not losing Florida or Ohio, but that isn’t what’s concerning… It’s a trend of softening support.”

“It’s going to be a close race,” said true cultist Trump pollster John McLaughlin. “We haven’t even hit Labor Day, and Trump and Harris haven’t even debated, so there’s a long way to go. We’re up against a tougher team with Harris compared to Biden, and we’ve got to run on the record and the policies that created that lead over Biden. We have to make that case. With 75 percent of all voters telling us the country is on the wrong track in our latest survey… we have a lot of advantages.”

“The fun is just beginning,” he added. There’s a non-zero chance that the anonymously quoted operative and McLaughlin are the same person and the take simply shifted when he was named.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Fox News reports they gave Trump a re-do to remember his lines

40 minutes ago

Clavicular hospitalized after overdosing during livestream

1 hour ago

House Dems to file Hegseth impeachment articles for war crimes

2 hours ago

TPUSA event deader than Charl- uh- Charlie Chaplin!

8 hours ago

Team Box-o-Wine shows up at Fed, promptly told to get lost

10 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Neckbeard tries to help duct tape TPUSA together

14 hours ago

Baby Jessica fell into a jail cell

15 hours ago

CENTCOM says six ships turned around from blockade

16 hours ago

“DoorDash grandma” swears she’s “not a paid actor”

17 hours ago

Diet Coke prevents cancer: Dr Trump

18 hours ago

Iran attacks US housing supply

19 hours ago

Todd Blanche’s heart aches for Melania’s Epstein-related anxieties

20 hours ago

Hollywood mobilizes against Paramount-WB MAGAmerger

20 hours ago

House to vote on bill renaming Big Beautiful Bill

21 hours ago

“National security is even more important than your pocketbook”

21 hours ago

IMF projects Trump unilaterally fucked global economic growth

22 hours ago

Meloni backs Pope against Antichrist

23 hours ago

Orange God Emperor doesn’t know top FEMA official can teleport

23 hours ago

Riley Gaines stays with abuser, nervously laughs off his cruelty

1 day ago

US carrier George HW Bush avoids Red Sea, sails around Africa

1 day ago

Crypto douchebag rages at Trump boys over betrayal

1 day ago

Jaydee missed the memo on Trump’s “doctor” AI slop “mistake”

2 days ago

Gone with the-zales: Second terrible headline in a row

2 days ago

Swal’s well that ends not well… at all: Swalwell resigns

2 days ago

Trump to present WSJ with award for Epstein letter

2 days ago

New “Mass Deportation Coalition” forms to pressure Trump

2 days ago

Report: Retired grandmas don’t pay tax on tips either

2 days ago

Euro antitrust enforcers raid delicious chocolate factories

2 days ago

Surprise! Trump’s “DoorDash delivery” staged

2 days ago

Well being demented enough to believe the Jesus AI slop actually depicted him as a magical Red Cross doctor is a way to downplay it

2 days ago

Pickles x Pabst Blue Ribbon a bold play for post-ironic hipster irony

2 days ago

“Rapists should be hung”

2 days ago

White House DEI study finds its way to predetermined conclusion

2 days ago

Clavicular-MRA slang appropriated by McDonald’s

2 days ago

Antichrist crucified

2 days ago

Naval warfare mastermind warns opponent to avoid B9, F7, and A5

2 days ago

“Democrats like high gas prices because of their radical climate agenda”: MAGA Wyoming Senator John Barrasso’s bold take

2 days ago

House Oversight removes Bondi deposition from schedule

2 days ago

Judge tosses Trump case against Murdoch, WSJ over Epstein letter

2 days ago

Fox News reports rogue priest defiant against faith’s true prophet

2 days ago

ICE internments dropped 12 percent since January

2 days ago

Philippines president answers health questions with jumping jacks

2 days ago

Orange Jesus’s fanboys annoyed he got so literal with it

2 days ago

Why Orban’s defeat was actually bad for Democrats: Politico

2 days ago

Leo wouldn’t be Pope without me: Trump

2 days ago

George Santos not satisfied by Swalwell quitting guberbatorial bid

2 days ago

CENTCOM says blockade operation a go

3 days ago

Hungary liberated from Viktor Orban’s regime

3 days ago

RonAnon “not surprised” Jaydee failed: Sunday AM Live Coverage

3 days ago

Orange Fuhrer redeclares war on Iran

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x