America is the hottest country in the world now. A year ago we were dead, and food products like Hamburger Helper were dead too. Now all thanks to $17 trillion in new deals for international investment, closed borders, lower crime, no inflation, huge success for America – the lowest inflation in history – nobody’s ever seen anything like it. Hamburger Helper is doing incredible, tremendous sales. They love “TRUMP” because our economy is “HOT” and people can’t even believe it.
Lol. The New York Times reports sales of the, um, dinner “helper” line’s 50 or so different boxed varieties are up 14.5 percent in the year through August which is a sign that regular Americans are eating more shitty food because the fat fuck has not only done jack shit to fix the problem that got him elected but has made it worse. Some experts even literally use the term “Hamburger Helper economy,” to describe the kind of conditions surrounding such sales jumps for the product.