Winter Storm Dominion* continued to pound New York with wonderland walking material at the rate of roughly an inch per hour Wednesday evening – with no sign of abating forecast until late Thursday morning. Surveying the weather on a trip to a local bodega to buy Juul pods, National Zero’s New York bureau chief spotted two specially equipped holiday alert vehicles headed southbound on Ocean Avenue in Brooklyn, commanding residents to get into the spirit of the season while blasting what was surmised to be Israeli EDM tracks, one of which is pictured above.
*Like The Weather Channel did of its own initiative for no reason whatsoever, National Zero will now be assigning non-canonical names to winter storms going forward. In the interest of making things even more confusing and pointless, National Zero’s winter storm names will be different than those of The Weather Channel – and much cooler sounding too.