Cry for help printed on 80 lb card stock, distributed at CPAC

Sent to Forbes political correspondent Andrew Solender by an attendee at the CPAC in Dallas on Friday. The URL on the card redirects to a PDF with much more crying for help.

QAdulteress enraged someone else is inciting violence

Mexican drug cartel leaves victims’ bodies wearing sombreros

Major hurricane potentially developing in Carribbean

Big Mark apparently denies he’s hired that Burkman dipshit

Ohio MAGA sheriff’s deputies removed from polling precinct detail

Musk warns electing Kamala Harris would kill his Mars program

Robinson’s new “campaign manager” unilaterally announces hiring

Normies squeak out win against Fourth Reich in German state

Memo lays out Harris plan to chain Trump to Robinson

Harris hauls in $27 million at New York City fundraising event

Big exodus from Big Mark’s campaign

MAGA Land apparently believes Trump’s claim he won’t run in 2028

Nearly 750 former national security, senior military officials endorse Harris for President, castigate Trump’s anti-American attitude

“Support for Taylor Swift get-out-the-vote efforts falls after Super Bowl conspiracy theory”: The Hill on a Monmouth poll finding

Orange Supplicant lavishes praise on Middle Eastern monarch

“The best lawsuit in the history of the country for libel”

Sri Lankan president comes in third in reelection vote

Team Orange thinks Fetterman mocking them is a win

New NYPD interim commissioner also under federal investigation

Tom Cotton says Trump’s been saying antisemitic shit for a while

Harris 47 – Trump 41: NBC News poll

Swing State Republicans concerned by MIA Trump canvassers

Jaydee seems to think CNN faked Mark Robinson’s sickfuckery

Bobby Jr bragged about having “intimate photos” of Olivia Nuzzi

Debate loser celebrates big win

Cowardly Cantaloupe refuses second public humiliation

WATCH LIVE: Orange Freak rambles in North Carolina

Harris accepts CNN October 23 debate invite

Crafty, cowering, timorous beast breaks man’s dominion o’sky

Remember that “Proud Patriots” merch site we used to mock?

Orange Felon seems to be seriously panicking about women voters

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCII

Parnas trolls The Troll

Well done suicide: Houston area residents return home after intense pipeline fire caused by car accident extinguished

Someone accesses minisoldr account, deletes comments

WATCH LIVE: Harris rally in Madison, Wisconsin

Robinson’s “Nude Africa” posts deleted within last 24 hours

DCCC outraises NRSC more than twice over

Orange Pharaoh has no plans to undorse Mark Robinson: report

WATCH LIVE: Harris talks reproductive freedom in Georgia

McDonald’s expert implores media to cover important issue

Pete Buttigieg playing Jaydee in Tim Walz’s debate prep sessions

JD was sick but still doesn’t want to comment on Mark Robinson

MAGAmerican killed by Russian soldiers who thought he was a spy

Team Trump quickly gave up on getting Big Mark to drop out and other tales of horror from inside the Orange God Emperor’s court

Maria Bartiromo a tad shocked at Comer shit-talking Walz’s family

Supreme Court spikes Jill Stein’s bid for Nevada ballot

FCC chair says Trump can’t punish ABC with revoked licenses

Chinese Huawei nerds rage after getting fucked out of new model

“Kamala Harris is hiding from the media and people are mad”