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Convicted Capitol rioter self-cancels

A Pennsylvania MAGA terrorist took his own life last Wednesday, just weeks after pleading guilty to misdemeanor charges in the Capitol insurrection and weeks before his scheduled sentencing in which he would’ve received a month or two at most, PennLive.com reports. On Friday the Lycoming County coroner ruled 47-year-old Mark R. Aungst’s death a suicide, making him at least the third insurrectionist to self-cancel after Matthew Perna, also of Pennsylvania, did earlier this year – and Christopher Stanton Georgia of Georgia just days after the riot (yeah his last name is also the state where he lived). Earlier this month Michael John Lopatic of Pennsylvania died of apparent natural causes, as did John Steven Anderson of Florida back in September 2021, while Joseph Cable Barnes of Texas ran a red light on his motorcycle and plowed into a Toyota Corolla last July.

We came across this from a tweet by BlazeTV douchebag Sara Gonzales, who wrote “What the government is doing to these people is absolutely criminal.” We would love to see if Gonzales spared any similar thoughts for Capitol Police officer Howard Liebengood, and DC cops Kyle DeFreytag, Gunther Hashida, and Jeffrey Smith, all four of whom who took their own lives in after the MAGA terrorist attack on the Capitol. We could look, but fuck it. Burden of proof’s on her.

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