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A report published Monday by the Wisconsin Elections Commission found that county clerks in the state referred a total of 10 cases of possible voter fraud to district attorneys after the 2020 election, the Wisconsin Examiner reports on an excruciatingly predictable development.

We’ve said this before but it bears repeating: Take what Alex Jones says about the Sandy Hook massacre, that it was a false flag staged by shadowy pro-gun control forces to provide an impetus for depriving Americans of their constitutional liberties. That the kids killed were “crisis actors” and the whole thing was bogus – never mind that gun control never actually happened and it was only the Uvalde massacre nearly ten years later that brought modest reform.

That’s basically what Republicans are doing with voting. They make up this false attack on elections because their guy lost to justify cracking down on the most basic of civil liberties. All of the “2000 Mules” and “Stop the Steal” bullshit is a self-sustaining permission structure to make it harder to vote and easier to justify voiding election results that don’t go their way. There’s no simpler way of putting it. MAGA Nation doesn’t want democracy, they want authority.

Happy to take Saudi blood money for personal profit, disgraced former President Trump gushed at how awesome it is to have the LIV Golf tournament play at his Bedminster, New Jersey course this week in an interview with the Wall Street Journal. “I think LIV has been a great thing for Saudi Arabia, for the image of Saudi Arabia,” Trump told a reporter. “I think it’s going to be an incredible investment from that standpoint, and that’s more valuable than lots of other things because you can’t buy that – even with billions of dollars,” adding that the controversy over the gruesome murder of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khashoggi has “totally died down.”

When asked about the families of 9/11 victims publicly calling for him to cancel the tournament, Trump said “I don’t know much about the 9/11 families, I don’t know what is the relationship to this, and their very strong feelings, and I can understand their feelings. I can’t really comment on that because I don’t know exactly what they’re saying, and what they’re saying who did what.”

Keep in mind this fat asshole never had a problem with using other people’s families killed by foreigners when politically convenient to him, such as Iowa college student Mollie Tibbets who was murdered by an illegal immigrant in 2018 or the families of the Marines killed during the withdrawal from Afghanistan last year. The MAGA trolls gave Biden some shit over his gross but unfortunately kind of necessary fist bump moment with Prince Mohammed Bonesaw earlier this month, but they didn’t go all out with it as you would expect they wanted to do. This isn’t because it would sound stupid after a year of shrieking at him to do something about gas prices, but because it would make Trump personally profiting off the murderous asshole’s regime look even more stark in comparison.

Russia’s newly appointed space czar on Tuesday announced the Putin regime will be dropping out of the International Space Station in 2024 to focus on their own, smaller independent orbital module projects, the AP reports. The withdrawal from the globalist ISS comes amid an increased isolation for the vast, radioactive wasteland which doesn’t have McDonald’s anymore.

“The decision to leave the station after 2024 has been made,” said Roscosmos chief Yuri Borisov, confirming earlier hints at the end of decades of space cooperation following the end of the Cold War through NASA’s 2011 retirement of the space shuttle – which saw American astronauts dependent on Russian launch vehicles to hitch rides to the station until SpaceX stepped in.

A federal judge on Monday blocked the enforcement of a North Carolina law prohibiting campaign ads that knowingly circulate false information about a candidate with the intent of hurting that candidate’s chances of winning, ruling the law is likely unconstitutional, Politico reports.

US District Judge Catherine Eagles’ ruling came in a case brought by Dem North Carolina Attorney General Josh Stein’s 2020 campaign and other plaintiffs who last week had sued members of the State Board of Elections and Wake County District Attorney Lorrin Freeman. Stein is seeking to block Freeman from prosecuting his 2020 campaign over an ad calling out loser Republican AG challenger Forsyth County DA Jim O’Neill over his office’s handling of rape kits. O’Neill had lodged a complaint with the State Board of Elections in September 2020 over the Shapiro attack ad, which said his office had “left 1,500 rape kits sitting on a shelf,” an assertion O’Neill said was false because law enforcement and not prosecutors are responsible for processing that evidence.

As a practical matter it would probably be pretty hard to prosecute and adjudicate this case fairly and justly. On one hand as the incumbent attorney general Stein should’ve known this. On the other, it’s a pretty ambiguous situation as a district attorney should have influence over local law enforcement and at least publicly could’ve pressured them to get their shit together, meaning Shapiro’s defense would be his campaign ad was merely calling out O’Neill on inaction. Such a law should not be struck so much fine tuned to carry an extremely high burden of proof, probably something on par with the actual malice standard of civil defamation.

A Japanese incel was abruptly executed Tuesday, just over 14 years after his June 2008 vehicular and stabbing rampage that left seven dead, initiated when a woman he had been chatting with online stopped answering him after he sent a picture of himself, AFP reports. Tomohiro Kato, 39, had been sentenced to death in 2011 for the killing spree in Tokyo’s popular Akibihara entertainment district, which he posted intent to do on an online forum just prior to the attack, writing “If only I had a girlfriend, I wouldn’t have quit work”, and “I would never have become addicted to my mobile phone. Anybody with hope couldn’t possibly understand how I feel.”

Shoppers at Walmart have been cutting back on purchases given rising inflation, leaving Walmart with extra inventory, leading Walmart to cut prices, CNN reports on the wonders of economics.

The subpoenas sent to Republican Arizona state Senate President Karen Fann and state Senator Kelly Townsend from the federal grand jury pursuing a criminal investigation into the MAGA Reich is pretty thorough per the Washington Post, who obtained copies of both. In it, the two assclowns are required to hand over all communications “To, from, with, or including any of the following, regardless of subject matter: any member, employee, or agent of the Executive Branch or Legislative Branch of the federal government, any member, employee, or agent of Donald J. Trump or any organization advocating in favor of the 2020 re-election of Donald J. Trump, including “Donald J. Trump for President Inc”, Bernard Kerik, Boris Epshteyn, James Troupis, Jenna Ellis, Joe DiGenova, John Eastman, Joshua Findlay, Justin Clark, Kenneth Chesebro, Mike Roman, Rudy Giuliani, Victoria Toensing,” and all of the fake electors from Arizona that from after Oct 1, 2020.

Last week Pennsylvania Congressman Glenn Thompson was among the 157 Republicans who voted against protecting same-sex marriage from the extremists on the Supreme Court, with his press secretary saying the bill was “nothing more than an election-year messaging stunt for Democrats in Congress who have failed to address historic inflation and out of control prices at gas pumps and grocery stores,” as if that was a reason to vote no while it was in front of him either way.

Now NBC News reports Thompson went ahead and attended his son’s wedding to another man on Friday. The same press secretary told NBC Thompson and his wife “were thrilled to attend and celebrate their son’s marriage on Friday night as he began this new chapter in his life,” adding the Thompsons are “very happy” to welcome their new son-in-law “into their family.”

A Pennsylvania MAGA terrorist took his own life last Wednesday, just weeks after pleading guilty to misdemeanor charges in the Capitol insurrection and weeks before his scheduled sentencing in which he would’ve received a month or two at most, PennLive.com reports. On Friday the Lycoming County coroner ruled 47-year-old Mark R. Aungst’s death a suicide, making him at least the third insurrectionist to self-cancel after Matthew Perna, also of Pennsylvania, did earlier this year – and Christopher Stanton Georgia of Georgia just days after the riot (yeah his last name is also the state where he lived). Earlier this month Michael John Lopatic of Pennsylvania died of apparent natural causes, as did John Steven Anderson of Florida back in September 2021, while Joseph Cable Barnes of Texas ran a red light on his motorcycle and plowed into a Toyota Corolla last July.

We came across this from a tweet by BlazeTV douchebag Sara Gonzales, who wrote “What the government is doing to these people is absolutely criminal.” We would love to see if Gonzales spared any similar thoughts for Capitol Police officer Howard Liebengood, and DC cops Kyle DeFreytag, Gunther Hashida, and Jeffrey Smith, all four of whom who took their own lives in after the MAGA terrorist attack on the Capitol. We could look, but fuck it. Burden of proof’s on her.

Now for our fourth article of the day with “grand jury” in the headline, we will inform our readers that the Wall Street Journal reports that former Mike Pence counsel Greg Jacob – who testified live to the House January 6th Select Committee at their third hearing last month – was questioned by a federal grand jury in DC last week along with former Chief of Staff Marc Short.

Jacob – who had advised Pence there was no way to reject the electors and was in the Capitol on insurrection day – famously wrote MAGA fascist lawyer John Eastman an email saying “thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege,” as the rioters surrounded the building, to which Eastman replied “The ‘siege’ is because YOU and your boss did not do what was necessary to allow this to be aired in a public way so the American people can see for themselves what happened.”

“For three hours, the defeated former President of the United States watched it all happen as he sat in the comfort of the private Dining Room next to the Oval Office. While he was doing that brave law enforcement officers are subjected to the medieval hell for three hours… The police were heroes that day. Trump didn’t have the courage to act… You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-cop. You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-democracy. You can’t be pro-insurrection and pro-American”

– President Joe Biden addressing the National Organization of Black Law Enforcement Executives Conference virtually on Monday, via NBC News White House Correspondent Pete Alexander.

An Atlanta federal judge on Monday denied loser soon-to-be-former Congressman Jody Hice’s bid to quash the subpoena from the Fulton County grand jury investigating the failed Trump coup attempt in the state and ordered the Republican Secretary of State primary loser to testify, Axios reports. It’s bad news for Lindsey Graham too, who used the same bullshit “speech and debate clause” arguments Hice did to try to avoid testifying. Womp womp.

Former Mike Pence Chief of Staff Marc Short testified last week to the federal grand jury investigating Trump’s failed coup attempt, ABC News reports. Short would be by our estimate the highest ranking Trump Administration official to have testified so far in the criminal side of the investigation. Short testified voluntarily to the House January 6th Committee.

In his testimony to committee investigators, the top Pence aide said he had warned the Secret Service the day before the insurrection that the Donald was going to turn on the Veep the next day and to be ready for it. Short was heavily involved in pushing back against John Eastman and the other assholes working to pressure Pence on rejecting the slates of electors from the swing states.

The House Sergeant at Arms on Monday will release the details of a plan for private security for members, including a $10,000 disbursement for residential security following a number of incidents where members have faced harassment and threats at home, Punchbowl’s Heather Caygle reports.

A third Republican member of the Wisconsin Assembly backed the batshit moronic plan to “decertify” the 2020 election in the state on Monday, former Milwaukee Journal-Sentinel and current Washington Post political correspondent Patrick Marley reports. Rep Chuck Wichgers joins assholes Timmy Ramthun and Janel Brandtjen in their moronic quest to symbolically rescind the state’s 10 electoral college votes for Biden. Only 65 more Republicans to go.

Derrick Evans

@DerrickEvans
If they think I was pissed over a stolen election, they haven’t seen anything now that they have forced me to say goodbye to my crying kids.

Whenever I decide to run for office, I’m going to win, and I’m going to raise absolute hell in DC. Liberals and RINOs will be exposed every single day.

The establishment won’t know what to do with a duly elected pissed off Patriot who only has one mission, expose them all. I won’t sleep until every three letter agency is abolished.

759 237 Jul 24, 2022, 18:53

Republican former West Virginia state Delegate Derrick Evans, whose career in politics lasted all of 39 days before he resigned from the state legislature after being arrested for entering the Capitol and live-streaming it during the January 6th, 2021 MAGA insurrection, pleaded guilty on February 3rd, 2022, and was sentenced last week to 90 days in jail. Aside from “Cowboys for Trump” asshole Otero County Commissioner Couy Griffin, Evans was the only currently serving elected official to be arrested for crimes in connection to the insurrection.

Georgia Governor Brian Kemp will sit down and chat with the Fulton County district attorney’s office in front of the grand jury investigating disgraced former President Trump’s failed effort to overturn his embarrassing and pathetic loss in the state, Bloomberg reports. It’s still hilarious that Trump lost friggin Georgia in 2020 after winning it by more than 5% in 2016. And there was no fraud, he just lost because he sucks and it motivated people to turn out against him. Nobody really expected it beforehand, except fellow loser former Senator David “Chickenshit” Perdue, who warned Trump about it repeatedly and was mostly ignored. Then Perdue got completely embarrassed again this year trying to run for the Republican nomination for governor after Trump endorsed him.

UPDATE 7/25/2022 11:44 AM EDT: A Fulton County judge on Monday disqualified Willis’s office from questioning one of the fake electors, Republican Lt Gov candidate and state Senator Burt Jones, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reports. Jones’s team had argued Willis appeared at a fundraiser for Jones’s Dem opponent. It does not let Jones off the hook altogether however, as he would still need to be questioned by a neighboring county DA’s office.

It took more than 24 hours for President Trump to address the nation again after his Rose Garden video on January 6th in which he affectionately told his followers to go home in peace.

There were more things he was unwilling to say. pic.twitter.com/cJBIX5ROxs

— Elaine Luria (@ElaineLuria) July 25, 2022

House January 6th Select Committee member Elaine Luria on Monday tweeted previously unseen footage from the depositions the panel’s investigators had with Trump minions discussing how the fat bastard crossed out lines about his insurrectionist fans facing justice in his speech on January 7th, 2021. Keep an eye out for tweets like this, we’ll probably be getting more info in small bits and pieces for the next month and a half or so until the hearings start up again.