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Condemned murderer Brad Sigmon chose original recipe Kentucky Fried Chicken, green beans, mashed potatoes with gravy, biscuits, cheesecake, and sweet tea for his last meal before his firing squad execution at Broad River Correctional Institution in Columbia, South Carolina on Friday, USA Today reports on the fast food chain getting some free advertising in a nationally-watched case.

“Brad’s death was horrifying and violent. It is unfathomable that, in 2025, South Carolina would execute one of its citizens in this bloody spectacle,” complained Signmon’s defense attorney, Gerald “Bo” King, adding that Signmon’s request for a few extra buckets of the fried chicken so “he could feed the men locked up with him” on death row “was denied” for unspecified reasons.

Sigmon, sentenced to death in 2002 for the gruesome baseball bat murders of his ex-girlfriend’s parents, Gladys and David Larke, had chosen to die by firing squad rather than the default lethal injection or the electric chair given the possibility of botching either, making him the first US inmate to be executed via the method since 2010. The inmate was strapped to a chair, blinded with a hood, and a doctor placed a target over his heart. Three corrections officers then took aim with rifles, all firing live rounds (traditionally one or more of the men on the firing squad is supposed to be given blanks so none of them truly know who did it) and Sigmon was pronounced dead at 6:08 PM.

Too bad he didn’t choose the electric chair. Headline would’ve been snappier.

Holy shit this movie is so dumb. When it came out Navy recruiting offices hung the poster in the window, trying to draw in fans of a sci-fi actioner based off a goddamned Milton Bradley board game, just adding to the absurdity. “Join up and YOU can become an alcoholic lieutenant who somehow ends up commanding an international fleet against alien invaders and then when that goes to shit you can marshal up a group of WWII veterans and use their retired vessels to defeat them!”

Oh shit, SPOILER.

Embrace the suck of Battleship. It’s a very good bad movie, trying too hard to out-Michael Bay Michael Bay and actually succeeding at it. The “chicken burrito” moment in the beginning is somehow legitimately sweet. The over-the-top hardassery of Alexander Skarsgaard and Liam Neeson are funny as hell. Rihanna as a Navy officer is just not very believable. Enjoy.

A little over 10 years ago the New York State Department of Motor Vehicles was kind of fucking me over. I kept getting the runaround on why I was unable to renew my driver’s license, trip after trip to the godforsaken Stalinist/Brutalist state office tower complex near the Long Island Expressway in Suffolk County ended with no straight answer. Needless to say I was pissed. During one of the interminable Kafka-esque waits to walk out with no license an alarm went off and the building was evacuated, extending the drudgery. As I waited outside I struck up a brief conversation with a fellow evacuee, some dude who worked for a state agency, quickly turning to why the building had been cleared. He said he wasn’t sure but it might’ve been a security threat because the alert sounded different from the fire alarms he was used to occasionally going off there during his workday.

I then said “Well the way things are going for me with the DMV today I’m starting to understand why people park truck bombs outside of government buildings.” And yeah that ended the conversation.

Eventually I got my answer and had to take the fucking road test, several weeks later at the same complex, having some lady shrieking at me to look behind my shoulder when I’m changing lanes driving around the vicinity like I was a goddamned teenager again. Apparently my license had been revoked for an insurance lapse like seven years earlier, nobody ever notified me, especially not the five different car rental agencies I had rented vehicles from nor the cop who had pulled me over searching for a bank robber or the other for a broken tail light during the intervening time. I passed, despite the shrieking. The lady changed her tune when I told her I’d already had a license before.

Taking a cue from FiveThirtyEight, Monmouth University in New Jersey is shutting down its polling institute after one too many findings that missed the mark ahead, the New Jersey Globe reports.

Two federal prosecutors working the case against dipshit New York City Mayor Eric Adams were placed on administrative leave and escorted out of the building housing the US Attorney’s office in Manhattan on Friday for who the hell knows what reason but it’s can’t be good, NBC News reports.

It appears that former Trump defense lawyer and now Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, a former SDNY prosecutor himself, wrote the letters to Andrew Rohrbach and Celia Cohen informing them they were on a shitlist. Cohen and Rohrbach had also prosecuted the cases against Sam Bankrupt-Fried and Jeffrey Epstein’s madam Ghislaine Maxwell, who Trump wishes well.

Convicted felon President Trump will be hosting a “crypto summit” with all the industry guys who aren’t in prison cheering him at the White House even though they’re secretly starting to hate him.

The Trum Justice Department has opened an antitrust investigation into egg producers, the Wall Street Journal reports on the regime’s best effort at making it look like they’re doing something about a problem that was supposed to be fixed “on day one.”

The Trump Regime’s Department of Justice on Friday indicated they’re going to be dropping a massive federal lawsuit – filed by the Biden Administration in 2023 – against Japanese conglomerate Denka over the carcinogens being dumped from a synthetic rubber plant into the surrounding majority-Black Louisiana neighborhoods now known as “Cancer Alley,” the Guardian reports.

The Pontchartrain Works facility, built by DuPont – also a defendant – was sold to Denka in 2015.

“It’s obvious that the Trump administration doesn’t care anything for the poor Black folk in Cancer Alley,” said a local man, Robert Taylor, 84, who lost a number of relatives to cancer. “His administration has taken away what protections we had, what little hope we had.”

John Grisham could not be reached for comment on why the powerful bad guys won in the end.

Deportations, either by ICE or by oneself, seem to have dragged the topline number from today's jobs report to 151,000 net jobs. But this breakdown gives us a fuller picture: https://t.co/Njj72t6jSN

— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) March 7, 2025

All it took was just a little disturbance and Manassas, Virginia Trump fan Jensy Machado is now openly questioning his support for the Orange God Emperor. Machado tells NBC Washington he was all for the president’s law and order, America First brand, even sporting a “Trump 2024” sticker on his truck, but then all that changed on Wednesday when he was driving some coworkers to a job.

“Like I said, I was a Trump supporter. I voted for Trump last election, but, because I thought it was going to be the things, you know, like… just go against criminals, not every Hispanic looking, like, that they will assume that we are all illegals,” Machado told the station after a little incident with ICE.

“They just got out of the car with the guns in their hands and say, turn off the car, give me the keys, open the window, you know. Everything was really fast,” Machado recalled, saying that it was clear ICE had gotten a bad tip. “They didn’t ask me for any ID. I was telling the officer, if I can give him ID, but he said just keep my hands up, not moving. After that, he told me to get out of the car and put the handcuffs on me. And then he went to me and said how did I get into this country and if I was waiting for a court date or if I have any case. And I told him I was an American citizen, and he looked at his other partner like, you know, smiling, like saying, can you believe this guy? Because he asked the other guy, ‘Do you believe him?'” Machado was then uncuffed and allowed to continue to work.

His two passengers were taken away however, but he did not elaborate on anything about why or, more pertinently, their immigration statuses. Or if they are/were Trump fans too.

From a Thursday night Facebook post by Democratic Missouri state Representative David Tyson Smith: “Congressman [Mark] Alford sent 3 staffers to my office to intimidate my Legislative Assistant and told her not to give out his public number to constituents who call and are angry about Trump’s and Musk’s federal policies. They said he was getting inundated with calls and was cornered in a coffee shop by angry people. A VA employee came to my office and we sent her over as well.”

“The staffers said the Congressman doesn’t want to talk about the VA. One of the staffers further tried to intimidate my LA by asking for a picture with her. Congressman Alford, if you have a problem with angry constituents, have the courage to address it with President Trump. Do not try to intimidate my staff. Also, feel free to pick up the phone and call me man to man. I will be following this up with a letter to your office. I am not going to be intimidated by you.”

Alford was one of the earlier victims of the town hall rushes last month, so you can understand why his minions would be extra sensitive about constituents calling in to complain about the reich.

At 86% of airports, TSA has more agents doing full-time union work than performing screening duties. Thanks to Secretary Noem’s action, Transportation Security Officers will no longer lose their hard-earned dollars to a union that does not represent them.

Eliminating collective… pic.twitter.com/sRTFDnB66f

— Homeland Security (@DHSgov) March 7, 2025

TSA Agents are finally being recognized! First there was Netflix thriller Carry-On, starring Taron Egerton as a heroic TSA agent, now there’s there’s DHS Secretary Kristi Noem taking their collective bargaining agreement out to the gravel pit! Don’t all thank her at once, agents!

An image of a gay airplane was among thousands removed from Defense Department databases according to an AP review of content trashed in the anti-woke purge under Secretary Pete Hegseth.

Images of the plane, the “Enola Gay,” are no longer viewable in the historical archives of the Pentagon as its name was deemed inappropriate for service personnel, even if it was used to kill literally more people than any other single military asset in human history.

As for the rest of the removed content, the reasoning for the purge was more obvious in some instances than others. Photos captioned “Women’s History Month,” “Jewish American Heritage Month,” “Sergeant Major Adrian C Gay,” “Hispanic Service members exemplify hard work and selfless service,” and “Deadlift contenders raise the bar pound by pound,” were obvious goners, especially the last one’s reference to “pounding” obvious slang for rough sexual intercourse.

Former FEMA CFO Mary Comans, who’s suing the Trump regime for her unlawful firing over the $80 million payment to New York City to cover hotel rooms for migrants, tells CBS News she has the receipts of some DOGE lackeys telling her to go ahead and make the payments.

“I was fired illegally by the Trump administration for doing my job, for doing exactly what I was directed to do by the Trump political appointees at the Department of Homeland Security and at the DOGE,” Comans told CBS News. “They told me to do these actions, to make these payments, and then they fired me.” Comans’s complaint, which does not accuse DHS of defamation outright so much as their moronic public statements as evidence, instead argues she was “unlawfully terminated without cause or the due process required by law and the Constitution.”

Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent, an openly gay former George Soros minion who got the job because he “proved” last year that the stock market went up with convicted felon President Trump’s poll numbers, did not have the easiest morning on CNBC trying to sell the hosts on why the current turmoil in the market isn’t Trump’s fault and why it won’t dent his already steadily declining popularity either way. It’s not clear why he didn’t say “Look assholes, I was right about stocks gaining alongside Trump’s polls so how about shut the fuck up and let me do the treasuring, okay?”

“South Africa is being terrible, plus, to long time Farmers in the country. They are confiscating their LAND and FARMS, and MUCH WORSE THAN THAT. A bad place to be right now, and we are stopping all Federal Funding. To go a step further, any Farmer (with family!) from South Africa, seeking to flee that country for reasons of safety, will be invited into the United States of America with a rapid pathway to Citizenship. This process will begin immediately!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Friday, probably written by Elon Musk to sound like Trump.

The fat fuck then for some unknown reason threatened Russia with major sanctions.

“Total nonfarm payroll employment rose by 151,000 in February, and the unemployment rate changed little at 4.1 percent, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Employment trended up in health care, financial activities, transportation and warehousing, and social assistance. Federal government employment declined,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in its monthly jobs report.

No shit on the last point about federal government employment declining. The report is not the bloodbath that had been forecast by private actors like ADP and Challenger, with the topline missing expectations by 9,000 jobs and the total rate only up 0.1 percent from January.

Worth asking if the numbers were somehow rigged by the Trump Maladministration.

Sources tell Politico that former Vice President Kamala Harris last weekend was asked at an Oscars party when she would make a decision on whether to run for governor of California or to skip it for the 2028 presidential race, primaries in which she’d be a favorite, though the former – its field completely frozen for her – much more prohibitively than the latter. Her answer: By summer’s end.

National Zero’s editorial position is that Kam was robbed and, though hindsight is 20/20 and of course there were things she could’ve done better, that she ran what would’ve been a winning campaign if not for the hole she started in. There’s zero doubt Congressional Dems would’ve done worse than they did if not for her run. California governor is beneath her and she should run in 2028.

That said, can’t remember exactly when Hillary Clinton felt comfortable enough to begin heckling Trump in 2017, and Trump himself heckling Biden in 2021. It probably wasn’t this early on for either of them. Still would like to see some news about her positioning herself to begin to speak up if not actually speaking up and heckling the fat fuck. It’s undeniable that there’s a leadership vacuum in the Democratic Party right now and the opportunity to backseat drive the way the man-baby did for most of Biden’s term is right there in front of her. She needs to start screaming in his ear soon.

A registered Republican Florida man last week threatened to assassinate convicted felon President Trump, claiming he could launch missiles to destroy Trump Tower in New York, CBS 12 reports.

Justin Blaxton, 34, of Loxahatchee, made multiple 911 calls to the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office on February 26, per an arrest report. “I need a ride to the airport to be taken to the White House to assassinate the President,” Blaxton said in one of the calls. “I’m about to launch the missiles to destroy New York. I’m a Confederate soldier and I’m looking to get revenge. My missiles are attracted to Donald Trump’s tower.” It’s not clear if the likely Trump voter had any specific grievance against the fat fuck, like failing to lower grocery prices as promised during the campaign.

Blaxton was charged with making a threat to throw, place, project or discharge a destructive device, making a false report of a bomb/explosion, and making false 911 calls. He’s due in court next month.

“We write to express our grave concern about actions taken by Edward Martin, that may constitute professional misconduct under the DC Rules of Professional Conduct. Since his appointment as Interim US Attorney for the District of Columbia on January 20, 2025, Mr Martin has abused his position in several ways, including dismissing charges against his own client and using the threat of prosecution to intimidate government employees and chill the speech of private citizens.”

“Due to the serious nature of this misconduct, we request that the Office of Disciplinary Counsel open an investigation to determine whether Mr Martin, who is a member of the DC Bar, violated applicable DC Rules of Professional Conduct and should be subject to disciplinary action,” write the Dems on the Senate Judiciary Committee to the DC Bar’s Office of Disciplinary Counsel, listing a bunch of Martin’s scumbag moves, mostly conflicts of interest with him continuing to represent the newly=pardoned January 6th defendants after he was already named interim US Attorney.

Absent from the complaint is Martin’s refusal to sign a DC Metro Police arrest warrant for MAGA Congressman Cory Mills for slapping around his girlfriend during an incident last month.

The letter was sent on Thursday and linked in an NBC News article about how Pam Bondi’s brother Brad and Martin’s top minion Alicia Long are running for president and treasurer, respectively, of the DC Bar Association, the implication beyond fucking obvious since Bar Association discipline is really the only way to hold top regime fascists like Martin accountable for their crimes. While they wouldn’t have direct say over disciplinary decisions, they are responsible for recommending new members of the DC Board of Professional Responsibility, the panel that make those decisions.