The still-unidentified “homeless” guy caught supposedly wielding a “flamethrower” in the Los Angeles suburb of Calabasas on Thursday is not being on a probable cause warrant for arson, as the LAPD tells Fox 11’s Alex Michaelson cops have not found enough evidence the guy set any fires.
The good news for those who would be inclined to freak the fuck out over the LAPD letting him back on the street is that he’s not actually out and instead being held on a felony probation violation.
The Trump Criminal Syndicate are looking into reacquiring the lease of DC’s Old Post Office just a block away from the White House, now a Waldorf Astoria location but until November 2021 a nexus of corruption and (likely) prostitution under the Orange One’s brand, the Wall Street Journal reports.
Ohio MAGA Congressman Warren Davidson was in no mood Friday to support legislation to help Californians who lost their homes and livelihoods due to the massive firestorms that are still burning in the Los Angeles area, claiming Congress isn’t going to spend a dime unless the state government changes their policies. He did not name a single policy in this 1:45 clip of him on Fox Business News anchormoron Maria Bartiromo’s show. Davidson did however cuntishly and falsely claim the Biden Administration told the people of Western North Carolina they were on their own to contrast his conditional willingness to help – conditions that again he did not even make an attempt to specify.
Not even a mention of “DEI” or a pipe from wetter regions of Northern California that doesn’t exist.
Evidently unwilling to put up a fight to figure out a way to get the fat fuck behind bars in 2029, Manhattan District Attorney prosecutor Josh Steinglass on Friday confirmed to Judge Juan Merchan that the office is recommending that convicted felon President-Elect Trump be sentenced to an “unconditional discharge” for 34 felony counts that could have put him away for the rest of his life.
Audio of the still-ongoing hearing will be made public at some point this morning.
“Thank you your Honor, this has been a terrible experience and setback for New York and the New York court system. This was a case Bragg did not want to bring. It was inappropriately handled. A gentleman from a law firm came in and acted as a DA, and he was criminal or almost criminal,” said the Orange Pornstar Fucker himself, addressing the court from Mar-a-Lago via Zoom or whatever, adding “Experts who are no friends of mine have said this case should have been brought… They all said, This is not a case that should not be brought. They were legal expenses. This was done so I would lose the election. Obviously, this did not work. I won,” then going on about “witch hunts.”
“Thank you, Mr Trump,” Merchan said after the fat bastard finished, sentencing him to nothing.
Officials in Broward County, Florida tell CNN that the two still-unidentified men found dead in the landing gear compartment of a JetBlue Airbus A320 at Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport on Monday night were frequent flyers, having likely traveled to destinations all around the US and the Carribbean such as New York, Salt Lake City, and Kingston, Jamaica, and more.
Thing is they weren’t actually alive to see those destinations, as a law enforcement official said the two men’s bodies were “badly decomposed” and would’ve been stuck in the compartment for weeks, if not months, making it difficult to determine where they first got on and then either asphyxiated from the lack of oxygen or froze to death at temperatures often dipping below -70 F.
That the two corpses were “refrigerated” to such extremes for much of their time inside the compartment obviously would’ve slowed the decomposition, thus making it maybe just a little embarrassing to JetBlue that it took them however freaking long to find the bodies. Really they’d have to go back to the last time the landing gear was serviced and work from there to figure out when and where the two might have snuck on. The incident was the second such in the US in two weeks as on Christmas Eve a person was found dead in the landing gear of a United Airlines Boeing 787 that landed in Maui from Chicago. No details on the state of the remains were made public.
Sources tell the New York Times that convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s minions are looking for a communicable disease to justify reimplementing Title 42, the policy that greatly reduced the processing of asylum claims at the southern border between 2020 and 2023.
Remember when Republicans were the “anti-lockdown” party? That was funny, right?
The US Supreme Court on Thursday tossed convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s “emergency” petition to vacate or void his non-incarceration sentencing date in Manhattan set for Friday.
“The application for stay presented to Justice Sotomayor and by her referred to the Court is denied for, inter alia, the following reasons. First, the alleged evidentiary violations at President-Elect Trump’s state-court trial can be addressed in the ordinary course on appeal. Second, the burden that sentencing will impose on the President-Elect’s responsibilities is relatively insubstantial in light of the trial court’s stated intent to impose a sentence of ‘unconditional discharge’ after a brief virtual hearing. Justice Thomas, Justice Alito, Justice Gorsuch, and Justice Kavanaugh would grant the application,” because of course they fucking would, the court wrote in the order.
“I appreciate the time and effort of the United States Supreme Court in trying to remedy the great injustice done to me by the highly conflicted ‘Acting Justice,’ who should not have been allowed to try this case. Every Legal Scholar stated, unequivocally, that this is a case that should never have been brought. There was no case against me. In other words, I am innocent of all of the Judge’s made up, fake charges,” and blah blah blah the fat fuck later posted on Truth Social.
In related news, the 11th Circuit Court of Appeals overruled shitbag MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon’s injunction against the Justice Department from releasing Jack Smith’s final report.
Edgar Maddison Welch, the MAGA asshole who did four years in the joint for firing live rounds inside DC’s Comet Ping Pong while searching for Hillary’s mythical torture dungeon in 2016 is now as dead as the fictional children he didn’t save from her blood rituals, the Charlotte Observer reports.
Welch was mortally wounded by a cop after he pulled a pistol and pointed it at them during a traffic stop on Saturday night in Kannapolis, North Carolina, expiring of lead poisoning at a hospital on Monday. The Pizzagate believer had a warrant out for his arrest on a felony probation violation.
Then-DC Circuit Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson in 2017 sentenced Welch to four years after he pleaded guilty to to a federal charge of interstate transportation of a firearm and ammunition, and a District of Columbia charge of assault with a dangerous weapon over the 2016 incident at Comet Ping Pong. Welch was armed with an AR-15 when he stormed into the pizza restaurant and fired shots at the ceiling, demanding to be led into the non-existent basement to rescue the children from Hillary Clinton and John Podesta, sending families with actual children fleeing from their tables.
In an NBC News story titled “LA officials say looters targeting vulnerable communities will be held accountable” there’s a pic that is not in the public domain so National Zero can’t just steal it and re-paste it here because publishing rights and all that shit. The photo depicts the charred remains of the Town and Country Liquor store on North Fair Oaks Ave in suburban Altadena, one of no doubt hundreds of retail stores that have been burned to the ground in the area over the last 48 hours.
There’s no reason given why that particular photo was chosen to illustrate an article about officials warning locals against looting, but it’s not hard to infer it’s because the store could have been – or actually was – a target of opportunistic looters before the burning roof collapsed and destroyed all the goods inside. The thing is, should anyone actually give a shit if someone bashed in the window and made off with a few bottles of mezcal, provided it was obvious that the store was a goner?
This wasn’t an earthquake where people making off with salvageable products after the fact is clearly looting. It’s not a riot where looting is basically the whole point. It’s not the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina where the photos of a Black dude making off with cases of bottled water were captioned “looter” while a white guy carrying a TV he stole from a Best Buy was a “survivor foraging for vital supplies” or whatever. It’s just that the booze is no good to anyone when it’s about to burn so if there’s no question whether a particular establishment is doomed then maybe it’s stupid to prosecute a guy caught stealing mezcal from a liquor store that’s already on fire or will be very soon.
ABC News' Muir mocked for making his firefighter coat more form-fitting for wildfire report https://t.co/OR1JX0St7c
— Fox News (@FoxNews) January 9, 2025
“Governor Gavin Newscum should immediately go to Northern California and open up the water main, and let the water flow into his dry, starving, burning State, instead of having it go out into the Pacific Ocean. It ought to be done right now, NO MORE EXCUSES FROM THIS INCOMPETENT GOVERNOR. IT’S ALREADY FAR TOO LATE!” posted a top water conservation expert on Thursday.
Ughhhh, this fucking moron giving away the game – again. You can tell this is Donald’s attempt at making himself sound like he actually knew what he was talking about on Wednesday when he had a meltdown over some shit about a protected fish whose ecosystem is nowhere near Los Angeles and more importantly its watershed. As explained by mentally competent public officials, hydrants ran dry in upper altitudes of the hills around the city because the cisterns that store the water for those areas and the pressure comes from gravity were depleted by overusage faster than pumps could fill them up – a problem that has fuck all to do with “water mains” in Northern California this fucking subtard thinks sounds smart when he’s trying to retcon his earlier blatant dumbassery on this topic.
“Subtard” is okay, right? If “dotard” is fine then subtard should be on the okay list too.
Senior Greenlandic MP Pipaluk Lynge tells Politico EU that Don Trump Jr’s Tuesday visit to the island was “staged,” and warned the Trump Regime not to “invade us” as the inhabitants want their “own independence and democracy” apart from both the Danish and the Americans.
“No journalists were allowed to interview him. It was all staged to make it seem like we – the Greenlandic people – were MAGA and love to be a part of the USA,” Lynge, chair of the icy island territory’s parliamentary foreign and security policy committee, said. “People were curious, but some took pictures giving him [the] finger at the airport… Some wrote on Facebook: yankee go home,” she said, adding that Don Jr was full of shit about locals welcoming US dominion over their land. Don Jr’s spokesworm denied that the visit was staged and called the criticism “ridiculous.”
“We know how they treat the Inuit in Alaska. Make that great before trying to invade us,” Lynge said.
Separately Meidas Touch reports that Don Jr’s team literally pulled homeless guys off the streets of Nuuk to pose in pics as MAGA Greenlanders and gave them a free meal in exchange for pretending.
Dem Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman tells CBS News he’s planning to take up convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s invite for a meeting at Donald’s gilded imperial palace at Mar-a-Lago.
“That is the plan. Yes, we are going to have a conversation,” Fetterman told CBS News about the first known time a sitting Dem senator is meeting with Trump at his Palm Beach residence since the November election. “I think that one, he’s the president, or he will be officially. And I think it’s pretty reasonable that if the president would like to have a conversation — or invite someone to have a conversation — to have it. And no one is my gatekeeper,” Fetterman continued.
Former Second Lady Karen Pence didn’t snub convicted felon President-Elect Donald or former illegal immigrant Third Lady-Elect Melania Trump on a handshake – because she didn’t even stand up to greet them before former President Jimmy Carter’s funeral in DC on Thursday.
Asked by CNN’s Manu Raju if his home in Los Angeles burned down – the one he actually lives in and not the one in New York that he voted from in November – brainwormed Health and Human Services nominee Robert F Kennedy Jr said “So far, still standing.” Raju added that he also asked Bob if he was going to walk back his stance on vaccines to get confirmed. No response on that one.
Never mind the non-irony of the statement “The people of California, they have a responsibility to elect competent leadership” while he can’t even identify what actually went wrong that can be attributed to incompetent leadership or that this morning Byron became at least the third Black MAGA Republican on Fox News in less than 12 hours to blame the voters in California for the state’s largest city getting torched, again, all based on complete bullshit they can’t even fully articulate.
It’s that they’re blaming the voters for this at all. Thaaaaat’s just not something you’re supposed to do in politics, tell people they were fucking stupid and they caused this mess. They don’t take it well.
And yeah, this site will be doing some of that when the fat fuck who just lied his way back into office unilaterally makes everyone’s lives more expensive, but that’s a pretty clear-cut boomeranging of cause-and-effect. Also the “price of eggs” voters aren’t reading National Zero anyway, thus nothing to lose by ragging on those fucking morons when they pay more for everything else instead. In a state where Adam Schiff won the Senate race by 17 percent it’s probably not going to help any Republicans win and it may in fact backfire in the longer run in those “swingy” Congressional districts if Donalds and his ilk are going to keep talking shit about Golden State voters like this.
Though it might help Donalds in his gubernatorial bid, with a whole “Florida is not California and we want to keep it that way” type song-and-dance. That was probably his actual point here anyway.
The New York Court of Appeals – the top court in the state which annoyingly is not called the state Supreme Court like in (probably) 49 others – on Thursday tossed convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s petition to get out of his sentencing on 34 felony convictions for lying about his pornstar sexing in Manhattan Judge Juan Merchan’s courtroom on Friday, ABC News reports.
The rejection leaves only the America Supreme Court standing in the way of the fat fuck (probably) not going to be sentenced to prison on Friday. The Manhattan DA’s office is due to respond to Trump’s “emergency” petition there this morning before a decision on certiorari is reached.
Florida MAGA Congressman Byron Donalds has hired convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s former campaign pollster Tony Fabrizio in what Florida Politics editor Peter Schorsch sees as a sure sign the non-caucasian Freedom Caucasians member is in preparations for a long-rumored gubernatorial run in 2026 when heels-wearing incumbent Ron DeSantis is term-limited out of the office.
Fabrizio’s hiring – Schorsch notes that the pollster was on the team for creepy white collar criminal Rick Scott’s 2010 gubernatorial bid – comes just after potential primary rival and credibly suspected statutory rapist OAN host Matt Gaetz told Fox News he’s “reviewing the opportunity” to run for the bath salts-and-reptile-infested state’s top office. Meanwhile Donalds is doing the actual hiring for a campaign rather than just talking shit about it to Fox News. Donalds has other shit to talk to them.
This "watchdog" group is run by Obama/Biden/Kamala/Hillary staffers and Democrat donors.
Completely partisan and politically-motivated. https://t.co/bpF2LVW2S0
— Steven Cheung (@StevenCheung) January 8, 2025
On some level large-headed Trump spokesman Steven Cheung had to know that the lib watchdog group Accountable.us has convicted felon President-Elect Trump’s HHS nominee Robert F Kennedy Jr dead to rights on voter fraud – assuming that New York state residence standards for eligibility as to run as a candidate for public office are the same to cast a ballot as a voter. If yes, then this isn’t a close call at all, with the added damnation that a freaking court already ruled last year that Bobby Brainworms was not primarily living in the Empire State, but in California, and was disqualified from running for the false assertion – a fight he kept going even after dropping out and endorsing Trump, taking it all the way to the US Supreme Court before they declined to hear his petition.
So yeah, assuming that and depending on how hard a prosecutor wants to pursue this, Bobby might really be legitimately fucked. That the group filing the complaint is “run by Obama / Biden / Kamala / Hillary staffers and Democrat donors” doesn’t mean they’re making this up and it just looks kind of really cunty to act like that somehow matters when Brainworms dug this (possible) hole himself.
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