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Dem Arizona Congressman and Senate candidate Rueben Gallego, tells CNN’s Manu Raju he wants Kamala Harris to pick fellow Arizonan Mark Kelly for VP. “As someone that wants to make sure that we have a good shot to win, this is the best ticket, he’s a border-state senator, understands border issues, is an astronaut, married to Gabby Giffords, it’s all kind of a good combination,” said Gallego.

Breaking https://t.co/rMRAwdP9Re

— Stephen Miller (@StephenM) July 24, 2024

First they hid Hillary’s crimes in the 2016 election and never let Trump see that server. Then they fucked up some software update last week and somehow that was connected to Hillary because it’s CrowdStrike and they’re Deep State. NOW it’s been revealed they’re into DEI! DEI! This is a total game changer for a company that was already deeply feared and hated in MAGA conspiracy circles.

Anyway, we’re still waiting for updates on Miller/America First Legal’s actions against the Biden Administration for opening a path to citizenship for the undocumented spouses of American citizens, Hunter Biden’s law license (though that probably took care of itself), Joe Biden and Alvin Bragg for interfering in the 2024 election, Fani Willis for not giving John Solomon documents, and their “new investigation into the role played by the Biden-Harris administration’s HHS in the prosecution of Texas Children’s Hospital Whistleblower Dr Ethan Haim,” and a whole bunch of other shit.

Having gotten a whole lot of nothing done in the past few weeks, the US House of Representatives will be, as of 10:45 AM Thursday, on break until September 9th, Punchbowl’s Jake Sherman reports.

Black “Fox and Friends” cast member Lawrence Jones and Fox News corporate comms claim that host Brian Kilmeade “clearly said college sorority,” emphasis ours, Zeteo’s Justin Baragona reports on the aftermath of Kilmeade actually much more clearly calling it a “colored sorority.”

“[Politico writer] Eugene Daniels’ tweet [with the clip] completely misquoted and unnecessarily maligned Brian Kilmeade who clearly said college sorority. We’re still waiting for him to correct his mistake,” Fox said in their full statement to Baragona. Sounds like they’re just going to seize upon the smallest shadow of doubt about what was said and go with the “complete denial” route.

Yeah, you’re really not supposed to say “colored” anymore to refer to Black people. Just because the NAACP and maybe some other legacy institutions (maybe even the sorority itself) haven’t adjusted their names does not make it okay. Now Fox and Friends viewers are going to start thinking it’s okay because host Brian Kilmeade used it while complaining about Vice President Kamala Harris’s plans to skip Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s big address to Congress on Wednesday.

Mediaite has the next minute right after this clip and no, the Black dude there, Lawrence Jones, does not tell Kilmeade he fucked up. Jones did however warn Republicans the “DEI” bullshit is “going to tick voters off” and “you’re going to lose.” He also said “Look, I understand it, Biden set the stage for it saying: ‘Hey, I’m only going to select a black woman,'” which is a lie that Mediaite of course didn’t fact-check. In 2020 Biden said only he was committing to selecting a woman as running mate, not specifically a Black woman. Jones may have been confusing that statement with Biden committing to nominating a Black woman for the Supreme Court, which he did and fulfilled.

“Today, the House Freedom Caucus released the following official position urging leadership to keep Representative Bennie Thompson from being a member on the Task Force to investigate the attempted assassination of President Trump and remove him from his role as Ranking Member on the House Committee on Homeland Security. In April, Thompson launched an effort with other radical progressive Democrats to deny Secret Service protection to President Trump – legislation that he continues to defend even after the attempted assassination on July 13.”

“We therefore urge the removal of Rep. Thompson as the Ranking Member of the House Committee on Homeland Security. Similarly, his actions should invalidate Rep Thompson from serving on the task force to investigate the attempted assassination of President Trump. Americans cannot trust that he will be an unbiased arbiter of the facts in the effort to get to the bottom of the greatest failure of the Secret Service in more than three decades,” say the House Freedom Caucasians in a statement justifying their “official position” opposing Thompson being named to the chamber’s panel investigating the failed assassination attempt on convicted felon former President Trump.

The problem is, and there’s always a problem, is that these cunts are omitting the toplines of Thompson’s bill (that will never pass in the Congress anyway): it would strip Secret Service protection from imprisoned felons. Obviously Thomas Crooks didn’t come at Trump in the yard with a shank for stealing his cigs, the Freedom Caucasians are full of shit, per usual.

A few facts and figures from a Wednesday Harris campaign memo: “In the first 24 hours after receiving President Biden’s endorsement, Team Harris raised over $81 million – the most in a 24 hour period in the history of presidential politics. As of Tuesday evening, Team Harris has raised $126 million since the endorsement. Over 1.4 million grassroots donors made donations since Sunday, 64 percent of whom made their first contribution of the 2024 cycle. Since Sunday, Team Harris has added 74,000 new recurring donors, with 2/3rds of these donors signing up for weekly donations.”

“We also know that it takes more than money to win the presidential election – it takes an army of supporters and volunteers to spread our message. In the last two days, we’ve seen unprecedented volunteer signups. Since Sunday afternoon, over 100,000 volunteers have signed up to join the campaign. In Nevada, volunteers literally showed up at field offices on Sunday asking to help and 2,500 Pennsylvanians signed up to volunteer, 4x our previous biggest day. In Wisconsin, we held our biggest rally ever on Tuesday, with more than 3,500 fired up supporters who organizers will now engage to volunteer with the campaign. Nearly 2,000 people applied to work on the campaign in the 24 hours after Vice President Harris announced her campaign – more than 3x our previous record.”

Ummm… Holy shit this is insane and just so goddamned weird. Actually don’t want to give anything about it away, just watch it. We’ll simply link some background about Republican Missouri state Senator Bill Eigel’s previous claims to fame: book burning, trying to out-fascist his primary rival, dipshit Secretary of State Jay Ashcroft, and losing his parking spot at the state capitol for being too fucking obnoxious and extreme even for his chamber’s far right Republican leadership.

Vote.org on Monday and Tuesday saw its largest spike in new registrations in the 2024 cycle, with 38,500 new democracy participants signing up, Politico Playbook reports, adding that the total was even higher than from that one post by Taylor Swift and that most of the noobs were under 34.

Seems significant. What would also be significant is if Swift gets behind Kamala Harris. The merest hint of a threat she would endorse Joe Biden (again) incited an absolute shitstorm of MAGA panic earlier this year, boiling so furiously that even convicted felon former President Trump himself could not (and still can’t) contain his deep anxiety over it. We’re actually more eager to see that flare up again than we are the possible endorsement from the 21st century’s female Elvis Presley itself.

In a letter obtained by the New York Times, convicted felon former President Trump’s campaign counsel on Tuesday wrote to the heads of ABC, NBC and CBS calling their plans to carry President Joe Biden’s Oval Office address “a prime-time campaign commercial,” and cited FCC rules on fairness to demand “equal airtime” for the Orange God Emperor, based on the assumption that Biden will say something something to promote Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign.

“It appears that President Biden’s speech will not be a bona fide news event,” but a “campaign speech” wrote lawyer David Warrington in the letter. It’s not clear why these dipshits didn’t simply wait until after the address to see whether or not Biden does actually tell Americans to vote for Harris and then complain about any alleged violation of the FCC’s “equal time” rules.

What is clear however is how the fat bastard and his minions are acting like the rules apply to others when they can do whatever the fuck they want like using the White House for political events such as the 2020 RNC. Or are complaining in good faith to FEC about Harris’s campaign picking up financially where Biden’s left off while Trump uses donor money to pay Melania’s dress maker.

For the second time in the 21st century the Mormon capital of the world will host the Winter Olympics as the IOC on Wednesday announced that Salt Lake City have landed the 2034 global tournament of champions in shuffling, skiing, snowboarding, ice hockey, and other shit.

Senator Mitt Romney was jubilant, posting, “Congratulations to all those who worked to make this happen, especially Fraser Bullock and state leaders. I look forward to cheering on Team USA as they compete in the Beehive State in 2034!” Romney will probably still be alive by then as he’s retiring from public office and is thus less likely to be murdered by a vengeful Trump fanboy.

The 2034 games will be the first Olympiad held in the United States since the 2002 winter games, which was also hosted by Salt Lake City. Which is great, but when the fuck is New York going to get an Olympics? Why are Paris, Tokyo, Rio, London, etc good enough but not Gotham? We have the goddamned UN headquarters here and we keep getting screwed. What’s the IOC’s scam?

In an advance copy obtained by the Guardian, convicted felon former President Trump’s nephew Fred C Trump III – not to be confused with MAGA rapper Forgiato Blow, who calls himself “Trumps Nephew” on Twitter – writes in his upcoming memoir All in the Family: The Trumps and How We Got This Way that in the early 1970s his scumbag uncle blamed, without evidence, Blacks for slashing the cover of his “cotillon white Cadillac Eldorado convertible,” using the worst possible epithet.

Fred recalls that he was at his grandparents’ house in the wealthy central Queens neighborhood of Jamaica Estates one afternoon when the future failed president showed up and asked him to come outside to see the damage to his car. “‘N****rs,’ I recall him saying disgustedly. ‘Look what the n****rs did.’ Donald was pissed. Boy, was he pissed,” Fred, who was about 12 at the time, writes.

“I knew that was a bad word,” Fred continues, postulating that Donald never witnessed who had slashed the canvas top but had merely “saw the damage, then went straight to the place where people’s minds sometimes go when they face a fresh affront. Across the racial divide,” which, according to Fred, was pretty typical of Uncle Don. To the pre-orange Donald, “if something bad happened” to residents of Jamaica Estates, “they were the ones who did it. Almost certainly, it was them,” Fred writes, emphasis his on “they.” But Tim Scott says he’s just “racially insensitive.”

.@SebGorka: Are you looking forward to debating Kamala Harris?

PRESIDENT TRUMP: Sure. I would like to debate her… Look at her ideas. If she won, she'd go right back to open borders and destroy the country. One little piece of their game is trying to register these people to… pic.twitter.com/2FLZAjwXsB

— Trump War Room (@TrumpWarRoom) July 23, 2024

We get that this is more base maintenance/fan service whatever but isn’t the ostensible point of a campaign account to highlight positive clips of the candidate to undecided voters who would be open to their messaging and not like whatever the fuck this idiot is sputtering?

In what Republican Iowa Gov Kim Reynolds is calling a “victory for life,” a judge in the Cornhole State on Tuesday lifted the final procedural hurdle for the state’s six-week abortion ban following the state Supreme Court’s decision to remand it to a lower circuit on June 28th, setting the effective date of the ban for July 29th, USA Today reports on more of the wreckage from the Dobbs decision.

“As the fetal heartbeat law finally takes effect, our work will continue to strengthen a culture of life in Iowa,” Reynolds said in a lib-owning statement. “I remain deeply committed to supporting women in planning for motherhood, promoting the importance of fatherhood, elevating adoption, and protecting in vitro fertilization (IVF). Families are the foundation of society, and policies that encourage strong families will make our state and country strong for generations to come.”

Reliable-ish Ukrainian news outlet the Kyiv Post on Wednesday reported that at least three Russian Shahed drones crashed inside Romanian territory, causing a fire in the town of Nicolicești.

Two fishermen were plucked from the water off the coast of New Hampshire after a whale breached the water and capsized their boat.  Rescued by teenagers who were filming a TikTok in the boat in front of them when the incident happened, the two men sustained no serious injuries.  Per CBS News, one of the fisherman was caught under the boat as it went down.  “Thankfully it was slow enough that I could kind of swim my way out away from it before it completely capsized,” fisherman Greg Paquette said, noting that the whale had a mouthful of fish as it smashed into his boat.

The truly bipartisan effort to identify the operational deficiencies that allowed a local 20-year-old with an AR-15-style rifle climb a building and try to assassinate a presidential candidate has uncovered some actual noteworthy information–besides leading to the resignation of the head of the Secret Service.

As CNN reports, based on the number of expended shells found around him, the shooter in Butler apparently got off eight shots before being eliminated by a sniper team, Pennsylvania State Police Commissioner Christopher Paris testified on Tuesday.  The shooter may have scouted the area using a drone prior to climbing onto the roof of the building.

The building where the shooter perched was supposed to be secured by the county police, according to the overall security plan, Paris testified.  A state police sniper team, set up in a nearby building that overlooked the shooter’s location, had left their station to search for a suspicious individual they had seen earlier.  That person ended up being the shooter.

“One thing I can tell you,” guy who wouldn’t look out of place on a foosball table rod Sean Hannity says to amenable Republican Senator Lindsay Graham, “is that, I don’t care if it’s China, Iran, North Korea, Russia, they never feared Joe Biden.  They did fear Donald Trump.  They won’t fear Kamala Harris.  They’ll laugh at Kamala Harris because that’s what she does half the time anyway.  She giggles away, y’know, her time.  I don’t think they’ll take her seriously because I don’t think she’s a serious person.”

Television host Sean Hannity, who asserts he’s a political entertainer and not a journalist, says the current Vice President of the United States–a former Senator, former Attorney General of the largest state in the union, former city prosecutor and a courtroom litigator–is not a serious person.  Sean Hannity said that right before he cut to a commercial for stuffed foam.

Last Sunday was the hottest day in all recorded history on Earth, a European climate agency announced, saying the global average temperature of 17.09º C/62.76º F topped records dating back to at least 1880, the Associated Press reports.  Sunday beat the previous record, set last year, by just 0.1º C, but that smashed the previous record high day in 2016 that came in at 16.8º C.

“What is truly staggering is how large the difference is between the temperature of the last 13 months and the previous temperature records,” the head of climate group Copernicus said in a statement. “We are now in truly uncharted territory and as the climate keeps warming, we are bound to see new records being broken in future months and years.”

Officials at the Secret Service are reportedly encouraging Trump campaign planners to book indoor arenas and other enclosed sites for future political rallies, not outdoor venues, the Washington Post reports, apparently expressing concerns that no outdoor site can be completely secure from gunfire or other attacks.

Trump’s campaign officials appear to be heeding the warning, with planners scouting municipal centers and basketball arenas for future events.  Of course, that would give Secret Service ways to limit access to the line of sight to the stage, but it also gives media a better gauge of the size of the crowd, rather than custom-built outdoor sites where Trump event organizers can wrangle a small number of people to look like a lot to cameras.