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Demoted former Navy physician and current MAGA Congressman Ronny Johnson Jackson on Saturday confirmed in a letter that, based on his examination of convicted felon former President Trump, that a bullet – rather than shards of glass from a teleprompter that was hit – struck the fat bastard’s ear during the assassination attempt at the MAGA rally in Pennsylvania last Saturday.

A “well-known Democratic operative” anonymously tells CNN that he/she is beyond ready to put Vice President Kamala Harris at the top of the Dem ticket, saying “Fuck it, I’m coconut pilled, I just want this to stop,” referring to Harris’s punchline about something falling out of a coconut tree.

My statement on why I believe President Joe Biden should pass the torch to Vice President Kamala Harris. pic.twitter.com/RZUzVKCCcj

— Mark Takano (@MarkTakano) July 20, 2024

Meanwhile California Congressman Mark Takano became the umpthirtieth House Dem to call on President Joe Biden to step aside, but as far as we know he’s the first one to explicitly say Harris should take over. Senator Liz Warren meanwhile did not directly call on Biden to throw in the towel, but instead offered a contingent endorsement for Harris, telling MSNBC “If President Biden decides to step back, we have Vice President Kamala Harris, who is ready to step up to unite the party.”

“We are under attack from Crooked Joe Biden, the WORST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE United States, and a Weak and Pathetic man who uses the ‘Justice’ Department to harass and intimidate his Political Opponents because he is in no way capable of winning by himself.”

“He has created a horrible precedent for the future. Democrat appointed Judges and Prosecutors, together with local DA’s and Attorney Generals, have played the game with them. Based on the opinion of legal scholars and experts, they had no good case out of the many against me, but of all the cases, their best shot was the documents case, a complete HOAX, in Florida. They illegally RAIDED MY HOUSE, Mar-a-Lago, in that one. Well, that case was just THROWN OUT IN FULL IN THAT IT WAS UNCONSTITUTIONAL. THE OTHERS ARE ON WEAK GROUNDS, including those where we have Crooked Judges and Prosecutors. It is all a Political Witch Hunt, and Biden should insist that EVERYTHING NOW BE DROPPED. RUN A FAIR AND OPEN CAMPAIGN!!!” posted convicted felon former President Trump on Saturday, just under a week after a failed assassination attempt that we were told was the direct result of rhetoric like saying the country is “under attack” from the fat fuck.

The demented 45th President also congratulated Peter Navarro, his “Harvard educated and brilliant expert on trade, for having endured a totally unfair and unnecessary 4 month stay IN JAIL. VERY UNFAIR! He was released on Wednesday and went directly to Milwaukee where he Spoke about his trials and tribulations at the Republican Convention. He was given a rousing reception, and looked better than he did when Biden put him in – But Biden looks far worse (interesting, isn’t it?)!”

Zambian President Hakinde Hichilema on Thursday fired every member of the country’s Anti-Corruption Commission (ACC) after finding credible evidence that they engaged in you guessed it.

More specifically, the BBC reports the members were accused of taking kickbacks from corrupt politicians in exchange for commission investigators clearing them of accusations. The house cleaning comes days after the ACC’s chief Thom Shamakamba resigned amid accusations of corruption against him and Solicitor General Marshal Muchende over some kickback scam.

Then there’s now-former Finance Minister Stanley Kakubo getting caught on tape accepting bribes from some Chinese Communist scumbags back in December. And former First Lady Esther Lungu, her daughter Chiyeso Katete, and another family member getting arrested on charges of possession of stolen property in May. And Old Man Lungu himself effectively placed under house arrest for basically threatening a coup. It’s like you could even call Zambian capital Lusaka a “swamp.”

• I’m voting Democrat straight down the ticket in November and I am encouraging others to do the same because (1) the candidates are better, (2) they reflect my views and (3) they’ll make sure we get to vote again.  Oh, yeah, and no matter who is at the top of the Democratic ticket, they won’t be an adjudicated rapist.
• Trump-Vance, a made-for-TV pairing of five-letter names that fit nicely on a campaign sign.  That’s probably as much consideration as went into that decision.  Programming over policy.
• To gain financial support nowadays, Republicans must practice Theilism, the new Scientology, before MAGA or Christianity.
• Nothing personifies the GOP more than drunken, stumbling Rudy Giuliani, a drunk, corrupt, bankrupt old white man attempting to avoid responsibility for any- and everything.  
  Read More ▶ “Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXXII”

“Over the last few weeks, I’ve heard from Ohioans on important issues, such as how to continue to grow jobs in our state, give law enforcement the resources to crack down on fentanyl, protect Social Security and Medicare from cuts, and prevent ongoing efforts to impose a national abortion ban.”

“These are the issues Ohioans care about and it is my job to keep fighting for them. I agree with the many Ohioans who have reached out to me. At this critical time, our full attention must return to these important issues. I think the President should end his campaign,” says Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown in a statement, joining other vulnerable Red Stater Jon Tester, who said the same Thursday.

Fox News liberal Jessica Tarlov has been back to work after some time on maternity leave for a week or two but Friday she was back annoying the shit out of her MAGA co-hosts, reminding them just how badly their Orange Allah sucked in his nomination acceptance speech on Thursday night.

“The White House is in regular contact with CrowdStrike’s executive leadership and tracking progress on remediating affected systems. We have offered US government support. Our understanding is that this is not a cyber attack, but rather a faulty technical update,” says the Biden Administration in an update on the ongoing clusterfuck, via some dipshit Epoch Times reporter.

He added a “🚨” emjoi to underscore the supposedly alarming nature of the contact between them.

Hey everyone who fantasizes openly on the internet about moving to some desolate rock in the middle of nowhere if Trump gets elected again – or doing it anyway – here’s some material for that pointless, time-wasting daydream of moving to a place with no internet! Or people. Or anything other than what you can drag with you. Literally the first word of the lengthy pitch for a concrete dungeon on a desolate rock by K Allan Properties’ in Kirkwall, Orkney, Scotland is “Imagine”!

“Imagine living [see?] on this stunning uninhabited island, a place of serene beauty and complete solitude. Copinsay, one of the enchanting Orkney Islands off the east coast of mainland Scotland, offers an unparalleled lifestyle opportunity. This property within this uninhabited island is now available for those seeking an extraordinary retreat. Requiring renovation works [which in non-real estate agent-ese means “complete wreck”], this property presents the perfect opportunity for someone seeking a solitary lifestyle with a blank canvas to create a space they can truly call home.”

“The main building, a charming [Holy shit, look at this, lol] two-story structure, serves as a perfect haven for those desiring solitude or an extraordinary getaway. Complementing the main house are practical outbuildings, including a shed by the pier and a tractor shed, providing ample storage space. Modern conveniences ensure comfortable living in this remote paradise. Benefit from a fully restored private well [that’s modern?], complete with a generator-operated electric pump, ensuring a reliable water supply. The property is equipped with Calor gas heating for cozy comfort. Solar panels, which require fitting onto the property, will harness the power of the sun [and you know how sunny it gets on remote islands in the North Sea], and large storage batteries ensure consistent electricity availability. With previously approved planning permission (which has now lapsed) [and good luck with that paperwork] for a wind turbine between the helipad and the house, there’s significant potential to expand your eco-friendly living setup [no, the lighthouse itself isn’t included].”

A federal judge on Friday commanded the false idolators in Louisiana to halt thou plan to posteth thy Ten Commandments in classrooms until thou legal challenges resolveth, thy AP reporteth.

Vice President Kamala Harris will on Friday participate in what the New York Times is calling a “short notice” call with wealthy Democratic donors, all convened by LinkedIn founder Reid Hoffman.

“We continue to find ourselves in a rapidly evolving environment… With the stakes as high as they are this cycle, we have to remain focused on the critical work that needs to be done to protect our democracy,” Hoffman wrote in an email addressed to “friends and allies” in donor community. The Times article says it isn’t clear what Harris’s role in the call will be, as in whether she “plans to encourage the restive donor base to calm down or to deliver some other message.”

Anything other than the former looks like she’s leading a palace coup. Harris hasn’t done anything stupid in the last three weeks, so no reason to expect she’d somehow fuck it up now. Kamala appears to be reading up on how Gerald Ford was conducting himself 50 years ago exactly: Staying as fucking far away as possible from anything and anyone even remotely pushing Nixon toward resigning from the presidency. Still, leaks get twisted and turned to serve agendas so leaving the Times ample space to write that ominous “some other message” is not great… unless that “other message” is going to be the first word of a shift on the Dem ticket, sanctioned by Joe Biden.

UPDATE 7/19/2024 2:31 PM EDT: NBC’s Ali Vitali confirms the Times’s reporting, but adds “Biden’s advisors asked her to do the call.” So probably just filling in while Joe recuperates from The Rona.

There’s no coincidences.

— Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 (@mtgreenee) July 19, 2024

We can however tell why she wrote “There’s” rather than “There are,” because she’s a dumbass who thinks “Gazpacho” and “Gestapo” are the same word. But we haven’t seen any medium-prominent right wing voices reacting directly to the Crowdstrike shitshow just yet.

A Sumter County, Florida sheriff’s deputy wasn’t fooled last week when he saw clearly through the back window of the vehicle he was pulling over that the female driver and the male passenger in the front seat quickly switched places in order to avoid the consequences for whatever it was.

Funny that, as Villages-News.com reports that not only did that not work out for 31 year-old Brittany Ann Northington who had been driving with a suspended license, it also got 31 year-old Christopher Austin Yates arrested too, as the dumbass had his license suspended for failure to pay child support.

Yates and Northington put in a really solid effort with their arrest at the Love’s Travel Stop in Bushnell, but they’ll still miles away from topping the unnamed stupid asshole in Colorado who last year switched places with his dog in a failed attempt to escape a drunk driving arrest.

“We must face the reality that widespread public concerns about your age and fitness are jeopardizing what should be a winning campaign. These perceptions may not be fair, but they have hardened in the aftermath of last month’s debate and are now unlikely to change.”

“We believe the most responsible and patriotic thing you can do in this moment is to step aside as our nominee while continuing to lead our party from the White House. Democrats have a deep and talented bench of younger leaders, led by Vice President Kamala Harris, who you have lifted up, empowered, and prepared for this moment. Passing the torch would fundamentally change the trajectory of the campaign. It would reinvigorate the race and infuse Democrats with enthusiasm and momentum heading into our convention next month. Mr President, you have always put our country and our values first. We call on you to do it once again, so that we can come together and save the country we love,” says the tail end of a joint statement from Dem Congressmen Jared Huffman of California, Marc Veasey of Texas, Chuy Garcia of Illinois, and Mark Pocan of Wisconsin.

Punchbowl’s Max Cohen notes Veasey signing on is particularly significant as he’s a member of the Congressional Black Caucus, which was supposed to be a big piece of Biden’s firewall. It’s not clear off the bat if any of these guys are “frontliners,” but Pocan could be because Wisconsin.

I watched the first part of Trump’s speech again – amazing.

— Catturd ™ (@catturd2) July 19, 2024

Former Trump Org CFO Allen Weaselberg Weisselberg walked out of Rikers Island on Friday, having completed his second five month-bid in the hellish jail in two years, CNN’s Kara Scannell reports.

“Members of President Joe Biden’s family have discussed what an exit from his campaign might look like, according to two people familiar with the discussions,” NBC News reports in the lede to their story headlined “Biden’s family starts discussing his exit plan from the 2024 race,” which we copied verbatim to not mince words about the significance (if true) of the reporting.

Again, and we cannot emphasize this enough, the official campaign/White House line is ALWAYS going to be deny, deny, deny stories like this up until the very last moment. That doesn’t mean something is or is not going to happen, it’s simply to say treat the denials as something completely independent of the pace and volume of the leaks indicating the opposite. Saying that it’s the “Biden family” isn’t specific enough and it could very well be a leak from some aide with an agenda because everything we’ve seen so far has told us that it’s the family that has been most resistant to outside pleas to get the president to capitulate and step aside for another nominee.

Or it’s a real sign that he’s starting to cave. But any denials will be neither here nor there.

“Anti-scaling fencing” will ring the Capitol this week during Israeli dictator Benjamin Netanyahu’s address to a joint session of Congress, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports citing a memo to members.

We seem to recall the fanboys telling us that since similar fencing was put up during Joe Biden’s inauguration was a sign he was not legitimate president. So what does that make Netanyahu?

A Russian court on Friday sentenced Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich to 16 years in the gulag for spying or some made-up bullshit when the actual crime he committed against Putin’s regime was printing a story about the country’s ongoing economic collapse, Politico EU reports.

Gershkovich better hope convicted felon former President Trump wins the election in November as he has already successfully negotiated his release – contingent on his returning to the White House.

South Korean President Yoon Suk Yeol’s office on Thursday announced that former North Korean ambassador to the UK-turned-Seoul lawmaker Tae Yong-ho would lead the presidential advisory council on unification, making Tae the highest ranking former commie in Seoul, the BBC reports.

Tae, 62, defected to the west in 2016 while serving as Pyongyang’s ambassador to London. He then set him and his family up in South Korea, acclimating quickly enough to win a National Assembly seat in the 2020 elections. He lost to a challenger in April, leaving him free for the unification post.

Earlier this week Seoul’s top spy agency confirmed the Kim Regime suffered another similarly high profile defection earlier this year, stating that a man identified as Ri Il Kyu had fucked off from his diplomatic post in Havana. It’s not clear if Ri had gone to South Korea or if he was going to settle down in a marginally less oppressive and dysfunctional communist state like Cuba.