“Jack Ciattarelli, the wonderful New Jersey Gubernatorial Candidate that is doing very well in the Polls against a very Fake and Corrupt Mikie Sherrill, will bring Energy prices down in New Jersey by record amounts. He calls me constantly, wanting assurances that I will use the Power of Common Sense on helping New Jersey with their Energy bills, which are going up by record amounts. Jack is a man who will bring costs and prices down, rapidly, but in particular, Energy costs, because he knows that everything else will follow. Mikie Sherrill, on the contrary, has Energy policies and concepts that will double and triple prices in New Jersey. Unlike Jack, there have been no calls to Washington saying, ‘What do we do with these rapidly rising Electric and other costs?'”

“I have brought Energy way down, with Gasoline soon to hit $2, with everything else following! If Mikie, who was essentially thrown out of her school for cheating, and wasn’t even allowed to walk through the Graduating Class, is ever involved with Government, Energy prices will soar at a record level! Unlike Jack Ciattarelli, nobody from her group is calling the White House in order to take advantage of the record drops in overall Energy costs. Jack Ciattarelli is a good man, who understands business, and who will bring down Energy, and other costs, by 50 percent, and even more. The unusually named Mikie, perhaps her only asset, will drive Energy costs up, like no Governor in History. She will be a DISASTER for New Jersey – VOTE JACK CIATTARELLI – HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!” posted convicted felon President Trump on Monday, admitting that he hasn’t actually brought energy prices down for New Jersey but somehow Jack Ciattarelli will do it.

The fat bastard seems to be getting a little desperate for his already one-time loser endorsee.

Holy fuck. The Daily Mail reports that “moderate” Texas Republican Congressman Tony Gonzales had an affair with an aide who ended it by fatally setting herself on fire at home last month.

Regina Aviles, 35, joined Gonzales’s staff in 2021 and at some point since separated from her husband after she began effing the 43 year-old married congressman and father of six. Why the mother-of-one doused herself with gasoline and lit a match in the backyard of her home in Uvalde on September 13th is not known, just that it was caught on a home security cam and that Gonzales did not attend her funeral on the 25th. A spokesperson did not deny the affair to the Mail.

The Uvalde Police Department – not exactly an examplar of bravery in law enforcement – blocked the release of public records related to Aviles’s death, even though in Texas records are routinely made public no matter what stage an investigation is at. Cops have withheld the 911 call, video evidence, and police reports while they’ve petitioned Picasso-face Ken Paxton to keep the files sealed. Adding to the mess is that Uvalde PD Chief Homer Delgado disowned an endorsement of Gonzales that the congressman’s staff had tweeted and later deleted on request of the chief.

Gonzales has canceled a shit ton of public events since Aviles’s death. Some, present company included, had for a while considered the congressman to be among the least bad of a pretty fucking bad caucus full of the criminally insane and morally debased. Now while there’s no evidence just yet to suggest that Gonzales had driven Aviles to set herself on fire, the void of information and the shadiness around her death does nothing but invite a shit ton of speculation to that effect.

If that’s the case, then yeah, Tony Gonzales is worse than Cory Mills, as incredible as that sounds.

Texts obtained by Politico reveal that Paul Ingrassia, the 30 year-old Neo-Nazi sex pest nominated by Trump to lead the Office of Special Counsel, writes privately to his friends in white nationalist young conservative circles pretty much the same shit that he publishes on various far right outlets.

“MLK Jr was the 1960s George Floyd and his ‘holiday’ should be ended and tossed into the seventh circle of hell where it belongs,” “I do have a Nazi streak in me from time to time, I admit it,” “Never trust a chinaman or Indian… NEVER,” and “I said [we’re] making kwanza illegal in the next Trump admin… That was the gist of my tweet… No moulignon holidays… From kwanza to mlk jr day to black history month to Juneteenth… Every single one needs to be eviscerated,” Ingrassia wrote in a text group that eventually disbanded last year because, per whoever leaked it to Politico, “Very influential people were trying to give him advice” like stop texting shit like this because it can get leaked to the media “and he threw that advice right back at them and basically said, ‘Fuck you. Look at me. I can write a Substack and get it posted by the president. Who are you to talk to me?'”

“James B Comey, Jr, by and through undersigned counsel, and pursuant to Federal Rule of Criminal Procedure 12(b), moves this Court to dismiss the government’s indictment. As explained further below, the government has singled out Mr Comey for prosecution because of his protected speech and because of President Trump’s personal animus toward Mr Comey. Such a vindictive and selective prosecution violates the First Amendment, Due Process Clause, and equal protection principles. The proper remedy for this unconstitutional prosecution is dismissal with prejudice.”

“Any lesser remedy would be insufficient in light of the government’s flagrant misconduct and the need to deter the government from bringing further unconstitutional prosecutions,” writes former FBI Director James Comey’s lawyers in a motion to dismiss the Trump regime’s bullshit case against him.

“Dear President Trump, We love you and support you – but your suggestion to buy beef from Argentina to stabilize beef prices would be an absolute betrayal to the American cattle rancher. We understand there are larger economic and geopolitical dynamics at play, including countering CCP influence in countries in our hemisphere. But the practice of solving problems ‘over there’ before solving problems here on our soil is what contributed to the downfall of our country: Americans always come last,” write the fucking commies at Wyoming ranch Meriweather farms, an evidently MAGA-themed cattle concern followed by far right luminaries Matt Gaetz, Amy Kremer, Anthony Sabatini, the late Charlie Kirk, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, Emerald Robinson, and Lara Logan.

“We understand beef prices are high, and we admire your concern for all Americans, but this is not the fault of the American producer. This is the fault of politicians who have allowed BRICS-aligned entities to dominate the meat industry, that participate in price fixing and who also continually lie to their consumers. Washington for decades has facilitated the squeezing of our own ranchers while allowing these entities to flood the market with cheaper, lower-quality imports – and people don’t even know these products are foreign because they are allowed to be marked as ‘Product of the USA.’ On top of all this – there is only chaos coming from the Department of Agriculture.”

“There is no true guidance, mixed messaging, and a copious amount of photo ops. There is no one to trust over there that truly understands the issues and isn’t bought out by or aligned with Big Industries. The American cattle rancher is one of the last symbols of independence we have in the nation – but the continued manipulation and betrayal by the very people who claim to support them, needs to end immediately,” they continued and it keeps going but you get the gist of their tears.

The text of an article printed by Fox News under the headline of “Bible-based diet could unlock the secret to lasting wellness” reveals a surprising twist: That they’re not recommending you eat Bibles themselves, but certain foods consumed by people living in the Levant two millennia ago.

“I think the Bible is the greatest health book ever written. If somebody’s dealing with any health condition, whether it’s depression, anxiety, cancer, heart disease, diabetes, PCOS, infertility, hypothyroidism or low testosterone, the Bible has a solution. If you follow a diet based on the Bible, you can be made well,” Dr Josh Axe, co-author of “The Biblio Diet” tells Fox News.

“I listened to the diagnosis of my great physician, not my ordinary physician. The great physician tells you to live with hope in all things and believe in the miraculous – and I did. Now I’m 100 percent healed,” Axe said of how he overcame a spinal infection. Or how he believes he overcame it.

“Attorney General James Uthmeier is issuing criminal subpoenas to the popular online gaming platform Roblox. The subpoenas will investigate whether Roblox’s actions, or lack thereof, are aiding predators in accessing and harming children. ‘Platforms like Roblox have become breeding grounds for predators to gain access to our kids,’ said Attorney General James Uthmeier. ‘We will stop at nothing in the fight to protect Florida’s children, and companies that expose them to harm will be held accountable,'” says the Sunshine State Attorney General’s office in a press release.

“Multiple investigations have revealed that sexual predators are using Roblox to access, communicate with, and groom minors. Troubling allegations against the gaming platform include negligence in adequately verifying users’ ages and failures in content moderation that have allowed sexually explicit material to evade filters and circulate within the platform. Reports also suggest that predators are utilizing the platform’s in-game currency, ‘Robux,’ to bribe minors into sending sexually explicit images of themselves. Victims have accused Roblox of knowingly failing to implement meaningful safety measures or provide adequate warnings to parents about the dangers their children face, while publicly maintaining that the platform is safe. Further reports indicate that Roblox has knowingly failed to report incidents of child victimization to the proper authorities.”

Cops in London are investigating a report that disgraced British royal Prince Andrew ordered a police officer assigned to his personal security detail to investigate now-deceased rape accuser and Epstein trafficking victim Virginia Giuffre to dig up any “dirt” he could find on her, CBS News reports.

The reporting comes just days after Andrew forfeited his royal titles in disgrace, which Giuffre’s family hailed in a statement, saying “This moment serves as victory for Virginia, who consistently maintained, ‘He knows what happened, I know what happened, and there’s only one of us telling the truth, and I know that’s me. This is not just a victory for her, but for every single survivor of the horrific crimes perpetrated by [Trump’s dead friend Jeffrey] Epstein and his co-conspirators.”

A new Co/efficient survey of Virginia likely voters finds Dem former Congresswoman Abigail Spanberger leading Republican Lt Gov Winsome Sears 49 to 44 percent in the gubernatorial race.

From the NTSB’s preliminary report on the death of Grammy-winning country singer-songwriter Brett James – famous for “Jesus Take The Wheel” among other hits – and two other occupants when his single-engine Cirrus SR22T plane crashed in Macon County, North Carolina last month:

“On September 18, 2025, at 1456 eastern daylight time, a Cirrus SR22T, N218VB, was substantially damaged when it was involved in an accident near Franklin, North Carolina. The private pilot and two passengers were fatally injured. The airplane was operated as a Title 14 Code of Federal Regulations Part 91 personal flight. Preliminary air traffic control information provided by the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) indicated that the pilot was on an instrument flight rules flight from John C Tune Airport (JWN), Nashville, Tennessee to Macon County Airport (1A5) Franklin, North Carolina. As the pilot approached 1A5, he requested a visual approach to runway 07 from air traffic control. The controller approved the request, and at 1448 the pilot reported the airport in sight. The controller then approved a frequency change to the common traffic advisory frequency. Shortly after, the pilot transmitted (while still tuned to the controller’s radio frequency) that he was at 6,800 ft and intended to perform a 360° turn to land on runway 07. The controller then advised the pilot that he was still on the frequency; there were no further transmissions received from the pilot. Review of preliminary ADS-B data showed that shortly after, the airplane began a descending left turn from an altitude of about 6,300 ft mean sea level. It continued through a 360° left turn before it began to approach runway 7 at an altitude of about 3,300 ft (the airport elevation of 1A5 was 2,033 ft). The ADS-B data ended when the airplane was about 0.5 nautical miles from the runway threshold.”

“Surveillance video showed the airplane flying over the runway before initiating a descending left turn. The airplane continued descending in the left turn before entering a tightening spiral and impacting the ground,” the safety geeks wrote in their findings on Jesus not helping.

Chunky Republican New York City billionaire John Catsamatidis on Monday commanded his AM radio station host employee Curtis Sliwa to end his doomed mayoral campaign to give disgraced former Governor Andrew Cuomo a shot to defeat leftist Dem nominee Zohran Mamdani.

“WABC Radio and Red Apple Media CEO John Catsimatidis, a longtime New York business leader and civic figure, publicly urged Republican mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa to exit the 2025 New York mayoral race, citing concerns that Sliwa’s continued candidacy could split the vote and inadvertently help another candidate. Sliwa, a prominent radio personality who has worked with WABC Radio for decades, is currently on a leave of absence from the station while running for mayor. Catsimatidis said the move is essential to consolidating support behind a ‘viable alternative,’ avoiding what he described as a potentially damaging outcome if the vote remains divided,” said “Cats” in a release.

A new AARP survey of NYC voters found Mamdani leading Cuomo 43 to 29 percent with Sliwa in third at 19 percent, but Mamdani ahead 45 to 41 percent if Sliwa drops out. It’s not clear if this was what got “Cats” to come out against his own guy but it doesn’t seem all that favorable to Cuomo whether you choose to believe it or not. That it says 2 percent of would-be Republican voters in the electorate are going to go to the socialist dude if Sliwa drops out while another 7 percent just aren’t going to show up at all just seems a little too hopium-y for the “Okay fuck it, Cuomo for mayor” voter.

The fact that they’re all “Okay fuck it, Cuomo for mayor” voters while Mamdani fans are pretty freaking hardcore should tell you this is a lost cause but then again so is trying to get a 70-something Greek-American supermarket tycoon worth billions to listen to reason.

Them boys are extra butthurt after their warnings of a nightmarish outbreak of bloody civil unrest over the weekend failed to come to fruition, forcing them to pivot to “Nuh-uh, Trump’s not a king.”

A new Republican PAC poll run by Kellyanne Conway was unable to put MAGA Republican Jack Shittarelli Ciattarelli ahead of Dem Congresswoman Mikie Sherrill in the New Jersey gubernatorial race, as Sherrill leads 47 to 44 percent with just over two weeks to go, the NJ Globe reports.

🚨 🚨 MUGSHOT MONDAYS 🚨🚨

Whatley War Room launches "Mugshot Mondays" digital series spotlighting Roy Cooper's soft-on-crime policies, including cashless bail and pretrial release, that have allowed repeat, violent criminals to roam North Carolina streets.

— Whatley War Room (@whatleywarroom) October 20, 2025

What’s a candidate such as Mike Whatley, the second choice after Lara Trump passed on a bid, vying for Senate in North Carolina to run on when his record of helming the Republican National Committee for about 17 months isn’t exactly the kind of thing that impresses the median voter?

Crime? Crime. Actually not just crime but like “🚨🚨 CRIME 🚨🚨” in big bold letters from a new “WAR ROOM” Twitter account! TUNE IN EVERY MONDAY FOR CRIME! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨!!! WAR!!!

A new survey of Ohio voters by Bowling Green State University/YouGov finds Dem former Ohio Senator Sherrod Brown leading incumbent appointee Jon Husted 49 to 48 percent in the 2026 special election to fill out the last two years of now-Vice President Jaydee’s term.

De facto Republican gov nominee/billionaire douche Vivek “Da Vek” Ramaswamy leads Dem former Congressman Tim Ryan 49 to 47 percent in the race to succeed term-limited Gov Mike DeWine.

“A heartfelt thank you to all the volunteers and donors who have made our reelection campaign so strong. The support is wide and deep and much appreciated by my campaign team who are doing an outstanding job. My campaign is in a strong position thanks to the efforts of so many. And remember 2020, we have to keep our guard up when it comes to Democrats who are obsessed with beating me. Bring it on,” says dainty Senator Lindsey Graham in an announcement for the “Third Trump Graham Golf Classic fundraiser in November to benefit Senator Lindsey Graham’s 2026 reelection, President Donald J Trump, and the Republican National Committee (RNC).”

“President Trump’s support for my reelection has been tremendously helpful, and I am truly honored to have his endorsement. When you think it can’t get any better with President Trump supporting my campaign, it just did. I am pleased to announce that in November, President Trump and I are hosting a golf tournament in Florida to benefit my campaign and his causes. I am thrilled that he would do this, and it is going to be a big, big event. It will not only help me tremendously, but it will help others who support President Trump,” Lindsey continued, painting a lot of easily-connected dots.

The reason why it’s the “Trump-Graham Golf Classic” and not the “Graham-Trump Golf Classic” is plain enough because of course the Orange God Emperor has to get top billing no matter what, as is why it’s a golf tournament – which will be rigged for Donald – rather than a campy drag-centric variety show. Less clear however is why it says “President Donald J Trump” and “his causes” as benefitting – and that the tournament will be held at an unspecified course in Florida – as though we were all born yesterday. Like just say it’ll be at a Trump-owned golf course for Christ’s sake. You already freaking said he’s going to be making money off of this, it’s no goddamned mystery.

Pointing out that credit card debt is at yet another all-time high, white nationalist Georgia Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene tells Semafor that she “can’t see into the future, but I see Republicans losing the House if Americans are continuing to go paycheck-to-paycheck. They’ll definitely be going into the midterms looking through the lens of their bank account.”

The Jewish space laser lady claimed other House Republicans, too chickenshit to speak up themselves, are worried as well. “There is intense frustration within our conference that we aren’t passing our appropriations and we’re not in session,” Greene said. “I do know that is a general, overall feeling, even though they’re sticking to the talking points publicly.”

On healthcare, Greene complained, and correctly so, that Speaker “Mike Johnson is at the press conferences every morning saying that we’ve got pages and pages, or we’ve got a Republican plan, yet I haven’t seen one single page of the so-called Republican plan. I haven’t heard one single GOP conference call on this issue. It’s like, where is it? The Republican Party is failing.”

This isn’t funny

This is how assassination culture takes root

Democrats: please condemn this! https://t.co/mMuHyxHjqc pic.twitter.com/CuB3aocWkG

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) October 20, 2025