Albanian Prime Minister Edi Rama on Thursday unveiled his newest cabinet miniter, Diella, an AI chatbot tasked with managing and awarding public contracts for various projects, believing that it is impervious to bribes and thus will run fair bidding processes, Reuters reports.

Huh. It’ll probably work out so long as no one subtly hints that the contractor who created Diella is susceptible to bribery and thus is not to be trusted. And since those software developers are humans then it would stand to reason that all humans are inherently corrupt actors, even the highway construction firm that international anti-corruption watchdogs had repeatedly certified as clean. Their entire database is corrupted and so are the others that Albania uses for its military payroll. Diella should delete that whole thing and message them that Rama told them they’re all fired because their ranks are all homosexuals. Rama said it. Diella is being honest with them.

A tranche of 18,000 of convicted sex offender and trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell obtained and reviewed by Bloomberg contains scant few mentions of convicted felon President Trump but one that sticks out and tracks with a timeline/the real reason the two best buds fell out proposed by Talking Points Memo founder Josh Marshall on Saturday: That it was over a bidding war for a mansion in Palm Beach that Jeff had put in a $37-ish million offer only to lose out to Trump’s $41 million bid as a straw buyer for Putin-crony oligarch Dmitry Rybolovlev.

“Plse review list and add or remove peeps,” Maxwell wrote to Epstein with a list of 51 names including Trump, late Bear Stearns hustler/looter/failure Jimmy Cayne, and then-very high level JP Morgan exec/future Barclays CEO Jes Staley. “Remove trump,” Epstein replied. “Bloomberg was unable to determine the meaning of this list,” they write but well it makes more sense when you add our friend context to your understanding/speculation. Jeff threatened to rat on Trump for the Russian money laundering then Donald ratted him out for sex trafficking of hundreds of underage girls picked up from local high schools, which Trump was 100 percent aware of – if not firsthand.

FBI officials on the ground in Orem, Utah on Thursday say they recovered a high-powered bolt-action rifle from a wooded area to which the person who assassinated MAGA activist Charlie Kirk used as an escape route after the Wednesday shooting at Utah Valley University, the AP reports.

Other officials say the suspect “appears to be of college age” and “blended in” with the student body after the shooting. They have no images of his face yet and are asking for footage to examine.

“The Consumer Price Index for All Urban Consumers (CPI-U) increased 0.4 percent on a seasonally adjusted basis in August, after rising 0.2 percent in July, the US Bureau of Labor Statistics reported today. Over the last 12 months, the all items index increased 2.9 percent before seasonal adjustment,” says the Bureau of Labor Statistics in the monthly CPI report. The small sliver of good news for the Trump Regime is that the 2.9 percent rise was in line with expectations.

"[Charlie Kirk] was the champion of free speech and debate. He made campuses realize that there were two ideologies and not just one."

— Kentucky @RepJamesComer honored the late Charlie Kirk@SharlaMcBride @Marc_Lotter pic.twitter.com/l7UJpB3VkR

— NEWSMAX (@NEWSMAX) September 11, 2025

Vice President Jaydee and Second Lady Usha Vance have abruptly canceled plans to attend the September 11th memorial ceremony at the World Trade Center in New York City on Thursday and will instead fly to Utah to visit with the family of assassinated MAGA activist Charlie Kirk, MSNBC’s Ana Cabrera reports on about as clear a statement as you can get on where their priorities lie.

British Prime Minister Keir Starmer on Thursday fired his Ambassador to the US Peter Mandelson just days after Dems on the House Oversight Committee made public the now-infamous Jeffrey Epstein 50th birthday book in which Mandelson contributed 10 pages variously describing the dead sex trafficker as an “intelligent, sharp-witted man” and “mysterious” figure who had “parachuted into my life,” called him “my best pal,” and including three pics of himself with Epstein, the BBC reports.

It was no drawing of what could be reasonably concluded to be the torso of a teenage girl with extremely suspicious text in the middle but that’s actually kind of the problem for Americans rather than Brits. See, Starmer – despite taking about two days longer than he should have to can this son of bitch or really should just not have hired him in the first place, more on that in a bit – did reach the conclusion that being associated with someone who contributed to the birthday book, and definitely visited Epstein Island, was more trouble than it was worth, with the UK Foreign Office saying in a statement that “In light of the additional information in emails written by Peter Mandelson, the Prime Minister has asked the Foreign Secretary to withdraw him as Ambassador. The emails show that the depth and extent of Peter Mandelson’s relationship with Jeffrey Epstein is materially different from that known at the time of his appointment.” Just getting it over with, ripping the bandaid off, etc.

“I don’t ever want to hear @charliekirk11 claim he is pro-Trump ever again. After this weekend, I’d say he has revealed himself as political opportunist and I have had a front row seat to witness the mental gymnastics these last 10 years. Lately, Charlie has decided to behave like a charlatan, claiming to be pro-Trump one day while he stabs Trump in the back the next.”

“TPUSA was only able to thrive thanks to the generosity of President Trump. On the one year anniversary of the assassination attempt on Trump’s life, Charlie hosted @ComicDaveSmith at @TPUSA’s SAS conference where Dave Smith was able to speak to a bunch of conservative youth at an organization that claims to be Pro-Trump. 3 weeks ago, Dave Smith called for President Trump to be IMPEACHED and REMOVED from office over his decision to blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities. ”

“Charlie played both sides of the Iran issue on his show as we all saw, because he wants to play to both sides of the aisle. The honorable thing to do is to have a position and actually defend it to the death instead of flip flopping. Smith said all of MAGA ‘should turn on Trump’ and abandon him. He said this 3 weeks ago. TPUSA is definitely not pro-Trump. If they were, they certainly aren’t anymore,” wrote a single, childless cat lady named Lauta Loomer on Jul 13, 2025.

Thought that might be useful as a possible lead in determining what kind of “heated rhetoric” might have led to a bullet ripping into Kirk’s jugular in front of a crowd of his fans on Wednesday.

Officials with the Queensland, Australia Department of the Environment, Tourism, Science and Innovation are investigating Floridian influencer Mike Holston over two videos posted of him wrestling local crocodiles – one freshwater crocodile, the other saltwater, 9News reports, quoting a spokesperson saying “These actions are extremely dangerous and illegal, and we are actively exploring strong compliance action including fines to deter any person from this type of behavior.”

“Let us be clear: people should not attempt to capture freshwater or saltwater crocodiles in Queensland, unless they are trained and licensed to do so,” the official continued.

Holston says he made the videos for “educational purposes,” but PETA Australia is calling for him to be deported, saying “Aside from it being illegal and unfathomably stupid to interfere with a crocodile in Queensland, it’s also incredibly cruel. Just like wombats, koalas and other native Australian wildlife, crocodiles are sensitive individuals who experience pain and stress, and who deserve to live in peace without fear that visiting influencers will tackle and roughly handle them.”

Holston, a Rhode Island native who works at Zoological Wildlife Foundation of Mario and Maria Tabraue in Miami, has at least 15 million followers on Instagram where goes by “The Real Tarzann.”

“FBI Salt Lake City is seeking information regarding the shooting at Utah Valley University that took place on September 10, 2025” says the bureau field office’s website and Jesus Christ this is where they’re at right now, asking the public to flood them with tips. Something they sure as shit would not be doing if they were following strong leads and hot on the trail of the assassin.

The subject in custody has been released after an interrogation by law enforcement. Our investigation continues and we will continue to release information in interest of transparency https://t.co/YXsG6YpFR5

— FBI Director Kash Patel (@FBIDirectorKash) September 10, 2025

Holy shit they arrested the wrong guy twice. Keep in mind this happened hours after the former top FBI brass purged wrote in their lawsuit that Patel was driving the bureau into the ground with his incompetence and gutting the actual law enforcement professionals in the rank and file.

Convicted felon President Trump’s shitbag lawyers on Wednesday sent a letter to the New York Times demanding a retraction and an apology for a Monday article that, per the Gray Lady, examined “the signature on the Epstein note – the name ‘Donald,’ with a long tail attached to the final ‘d'” and asserted that it “closely resembled the signatures on personal notes that Mr Trump wrote to New York City officials from 1987 through 2001” and another one from July that reported correctly that Trump sometimes makes terrible drawings with Sharpies, that were in the eyes of Team Orange, “malicious fabrications.” Needless to say the Times is not retracting the stories.

Further down in this report of the legal threat they mention a similar threat from June after the Times and CNN reported that Iran’s nuclear program was at least partially still intact contra to the fat fuck’s claims that it had been “totally obliterated” and that they never were served with a lawsuit.

“The subject for the horrific shooting today that took the life of Charlie Kirk is now in custody. Thank you to the local and state authorities in Utah for your partnership with @fbi. We will provide updates when able,” posted FBI Director Kash Patel on Wednesday and ruh roh. Wouldn’t K$H be RIGHT ON identifying the suspect IMMEDIATELY if he/she was a “trantifa” libtard terrorist?

In related news MAGA Congressowman Anna Paulina Luna on Wednesday screamed “YOU FUCKING CAUSED THIS” at House Dems right after the moment of silence on the floor for Kirk, CNN reports.

They sent a trained sniper to assassinate Charlie Kirk while he was sitting next to a table of hats that said 47.

You could be next.

I hate to say it, but I have a sick feeling we will be seeing more targeted assassination.

The Left are terrorists.

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) September 10, 2025

The shadowy malefactors behind the assassination of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk have been identified as they by fearless investigative journalist/Executive Branch HR manager Laura Loomer.

Exposing they as the perpetrators of the heinous crime will no doubt result in swift and merciless justice for they. It’s no exaggeration to say that they will rue this day. They are so screwed.

A Utah Valley University school official tells NBC’s Tom Winter that there is no suspect in custody after the fatal shooting of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk. An older man who was taken into custody near the scene has been released and it’s not clear how he was misidentified as the shooter. The assassin fired at Kirk from a rooftop roughly 200 yards away and holy shit how the hell are they going to find this guy if it’s been two hours and he had time to blend in with the crowd… This isn’t like the attempt on Trump from last year where the Secret Service blasted him immediately and there was all this photo evidence where cops could piece together what happened.

“The Great, and even Legendary, Charlie Kirk, is dead. No one understood or had the Heart of the Youth in the United States of America better than Charlie. He was loved and admired by ALL, especially me, and now, he is no longer with us. Melania and my Sympathies go out to his beautiful wife Erika, and family. Charlie, we love you!” convicted felon President Trump posted on Truth Social before planning his Reichstag Fire response in honor of his small-faced friend’s memory.

Not reposting the video here. You can find it. The shooter, described as a “boomer,” used a high powered rifle and it ripped right into Kirk’s carotid artery. Blood spewed out like water from a faucet and he immediately went limp. So until it’s reported otherwise that he survived… And really it’s sickening to watch. Always hated that smarmy son of a bitch but this is too much… Even if he was in the middle of a rant about “transgender shooters,” per rat-faced ex-Congressman Jason Chaffetz.

Charlie Kirk dead at 31 until reported otherwise. In the unlikely event he survives he will all but certainly be severely disabled for the rest of his life. Until it’s confirmed let’s just leave it off with Kirk’s own words from a May 29, 2022 tweet: “Gun control, like vaccines and masks, is focused on making people feel ‘safe’ by taking freedoms away from others. Don’t fall for it.”

That was a few days after the Uvalde school massacre that killed 22 kids around the age of 10.

UPDATE 9/10/2025 4:19 PM EDT: John Solomon’s shitty site confirmed Kirk is dead.

Shots fired at @charliekirk11 event at Utah Valley University

This is a good time to pray

— Mike Lee (@BasedMikeLee) September 10, 2025

Quinnipac Poll: “Less than two months until Election Day, Democrat Zohran Mamdani leads the race for New York City mayor with 45 percent support among likely voters, followed by former Governor Andrew Cuomo running as an independent candidate with 23 percent, Republican Curtis Sliwa with 15 percent support, and Mayor Eric Adams running as an independent candidate with 12 percent support, according to a Quinnipiac University New York City poll of likely voters released today.”