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Team Biden happiest with Trump picking Vance as running mate

Rodent-faced NBC News bastard Chuck Todd reports that President Biden’s reelection team are happy that convicted felon former President Trump went with eyeliner-wearing Senator JD Vance as his running mate rather than Marco Rubio as Rubio being Latino would have given Donald a further opening in the demographic. With Vance however, Biden’s campaign “is convinced all things MAGA are unpopular with swing voters, and the more they can connect Trump with the less popular parts of the MAGA agenda, the better they think their chances are,” writes Todd.

The even bigger bonus is Vance’s lengthy record on Trump, calling him “cultural heroin” and “America’s Hitler” before he turned heel and ascended to the number two spot on Team Orange.

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Troglodyte demands revenge after Republican grazes idol

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Congressional Dems circulating letter to halt early nomination

From a letter – without any known signatories just yet – circulating among elected Dems urging the DNC to halt the rapid virtual Biden nomination set for next week: “We write to share our serious concerns about the DNC’s plan to hold a ‘virtual roll call’ to select our Democratic Presidential Nominee as early as July 21. There is no legal justification for this extraordinary and unprecedented action which would effectively accelerate the nomination process by nearly a month.”

“The ‘virtual roll call’ was initially proposed as necessary for meeting Ohio’s unique ballot access requirements, but that is no longer a valid justification. Ohio enacted legislation on May 31 allowing the Democratic Party to nominate its candidate at the DNC in person. At this point, there is no serious threat to the Democratic ticket nominated in regular order at next month’s DNC convention appearing on the ballot in Ohio or any other state. Simply put, there is no longer any legal reason for moving forward with the extraordinary step of an early nomination by way of a ‘virtual roll call,’ as even many DNC members have admitted. Proceeding with the ‘virtual roll call’ in the absence of a valid legal rationale will be rightly perceived as a purely political maneuver, which we believe would be counterproductive and undermine party unity and cohesion. Moreover, it would contradict what President Biden himself has repeatedly said to members of Congress in recent days, telling us that anyone who wants to challenge his nomination should do so ‘at the convention.'”

“The Democratic Party – not just elected officials and delegates, but also millions of grassroots voters – is currently engaged in careful consideration and debate about the absolute imperative of defeating Donald Trump and winning control of Congress. As Democratic members of Congress, we represent the spectrum of views on this question,” and it keeps going on and on.

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Schiff tells Dem donors he thinks Biden is screwed

California Dem Congressman and Senate candidate Adam Schiff on Saturday told a gathering of wealthy donors in the Hamptons that he thinks Biden is doomed, the New York Times reports.

“I think if he is our nominee, I think we lose,” Schiff said, per a recording. “And we may very, very well lose the Senate and lose our chance to take back the House.” The comments came before the failed assassination attempt on convicted felon former President Trump, which the Times reports took a lot of the momentum out of the efforts inside the Democratic Party to get Biden to step down.

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Well this sure is awkward

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July record for “snowfall” broken at Philadelphia International

The Philadelphia Fox Affiliate’s Tuesday headline “Snow reported at Philadelphia International Airport in the middle of July: NWS” leans heavily on the fact that the National Weather Service does for some goddamned reason count accumulation of hail dropped by a thunderstorm as “snow.”

“It appears Philadelphia took ‘Christmas in July’ a little too seriously this year! As temperatures hit a high of 94 degrees on Sunday, a record daily snowfall was reported at the Philadelphia International Airport. The National Weather Service says thunderstorms produced small hail, which counts as a trace of snow!” Fox 29 wrote, adding the exclamation to emphasize the technical truth.

They didn’t actually print what the accumulation was or why the federal government’s meteorology agency classifies two distinct forms of precipitation as the same. Try building a “hailman” or catching a golfball-sized “hailflake” on your tongue if you think they’re so goddamned similar.

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In other sign of steady economy, consumer spending rise, sorta

While the overall number was steady, consumer spending in general rose in June despite analysts predicting a significant decrease, Bloomberg reports.  Confusingly, the topline number remained the same while spending actually increased because a hack into a software platform used by car dealers was hacked last month, significantly impacting car sales; the attack was reportedly ended when software firm CDK Global paid a $25 million ransom earlier this month.

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RNC raffling off an AR-15

Republican National Convention attendees can enter to win their very own AR-15, a famous weapon of war most recently featured in an incident in which a devoted fan of their party was killed because their now-nominee turned his head at the correct split second, Rolling Stone reports.

The raffle is sponsored by a non-profit called the US Concealed-Carry Association – which is kind of funny because an AR-15 sure seems awfully difficult to conceal while carrying – a group boasting supposedly 800,000 members and centered around insuring gun owners from having to deal with legal fees if they kill another person and find themselves prosecuted or sued for it.

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FBI haven’t found any clues on Crooks’s phone: New York Post

“Thomas Crooks’ phone has offered federal investigators no clear explanations about why the 20-year-old from suburban Pittsburgh tried to assassinate former President Donald Trump,” the New York Post reports in the lede to their Monday night story about the phone’s contents, citing “law enforcement sources.” Given the Post’s reputation for being less-than-reliable narrators and the elasticity of the language there with “no clear explanations,” it’s hard to imagine the phone would not yield at least something satisfactory to those among us whose biases crave confirmation.

This is a leak, there’s no real restriction on what can be said to reporters, just what the Post wants to print. Which is to say a quote like “We found out Crooks was into that weird anime porn and had saved up a lot of reward points on his Pizza Hut app” or even just “the source declined to offer further specifics about the phone’s contents” would go a long way with blunting our skepticism.

Instead we have to take our pick between the Post were just too fucking lazy to ask some basic questions about the nature of the data or that they did and deliberately chose not to print that the FBI source told them Crooks was a lurker who followed this or that deranged MAGA influencer on Telegram or Zello because that wasn’t a “clear” enough explanation for their audience.

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Hardcore anti-DEI MAGA influencer disappointed with RNC

“Trump has never had more momentum or good will and the RNC decided to use that to push a message of diversity and inclusivity rather than using it to advance anything resembling a conservative agenda. I call it as I see it and that’s what I saw,” continued the Daily Wire’s Matt Walsh in his lament. On Monday night Walsh bitched that “Trump has just reached mythic status by defying death and surviving an assassination attempt and the GOP decides that the best next move is to have him sit and listen to a porn star talk about diversity. Brilliant move. Thanks guys.”

The “porn star” in that rant being Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose, an OnlyFans model who addressed the crowd to endorse the Orange God Emperor, described by Walsh as “a pro-abortion feminist and self-proclaimed slut with a face tattoo whose only claim to fame is having sex with rappers. Truly an embarrassment. Not a single voter will be mobilized by this person.”

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DNC aims to finalize Biden nomination by end of next week

The Democratic National Committee are planning to move ahead with the virtual nomination process for President Biden, starting on Friday with a virtual call of the rules committee on Friday, another party group on Sunday, and then with the 4,000-plus delegates casting their ballots for him on Monday, with that process expected to last the week, the New York Times reports.

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Shooting victim’s wife declined Biden call, hasn’t heard from Trump

The wife of the man killed during the failed assassination attempt on convicted felon former President Trump on Monday told the New York Post that President Joe Biden reached out and tried to call but she declined and that she did not do the same to Trump because he hasn’t bothered yet.

“I didn’t talk to Biden. I didn’t want to talk to him,” said Helen Comperatore, widow to 50 year-old victim Corey Comperatore. “My husband was a devout Republican and he would not have wanted me to talk to him… I don’t have any ill-will towards Joe Biden. I’m not one of those people that gets involved in politics. I support Trump, that’s who I’m voting for but I don’t have ill-will towards Biden.”

“He didn’t do anything to my husband. A 20-year-old despicable kid did,” Helen added. The Post story mentions that Trump didn’t call but does not quote her saying as such. Donald spent his Sunday golfing in New Jersey before flying to Milwaukee for his coronation in the afternoon.

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Tiny man still sticking to “rhetoric” script despite facts and stuff

Fox News’s Greg Gutfeld on Monday said it was “hilarious” when, as liberal host Jessica Tarlov pointed out, convicted felon former president Trump posted that pic of a decal on the back of a pickup truck depicting Joe Biden tied up in the back, but it was also a “drumbeat” of rhetoric from the Democrats that inspired would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks. Somehow, despite facts.

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Neighbor says Crooks home had Trump signs in front yard

A neighbor of would-be Trump assassin Thomas Crooks tells WPXI that until recently, the home in which he lived with his parents had pro-Trump signs on the front lawn, curious because reportedly the father is a registered Libertarian and his mom a Democrat. Which means it might have been the kid himself who had put out the signs before he decided to try to kill Donald.

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Jack Smith to appeal Cannon’s dismissal of Trump docs case

Special counsel Jack Smith’s office on Monday vowed to appeal MAGA Judge Aileen Cannon’s dismissal of the case against convicted felon former President Trump for stealing classified documents and hoarding them at Mar-a-Lago, CBS’s Scott MacFarlane reports.”The dismissal of the case deviates from the uniform conclusion of all previous courts to have considered the issue that the Attorney General is statutorily authorized to appoint a Special Counsel. The Justice Department has authorized the Special Counsel to appeal the court’s order,” said Smith’s office in a statement.

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