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Secret Service agent assigned to protect VP Harris removed after exhibiting “disturbing behavior” prior to flight

A Secret Service agent assigned to Vice President Kamala Harris’s protection detail was removed and taken to a hospital after exhibiting “disturbing behavior” at Joint Base Andrews prior to the Vice President departing for a trip to Wisconsin, CBS News reports.

The agent in question reportedly started to speak incoherently, said gibberish and became aggressive with a supervising Special Agent suddenly around 9 a.m. ET on Wednesday morning.  The individual was restrained and handcuffed then removed from the scene while medical teams were called.

Secret Service officials say the agent did not exhibit signs of drug use or intoxication, and was being held at the hospital for testing and observation.  Officials say the individual will be taken off protection details until the incident is thoroughly investigated.

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The five “Unindicted Coconspirators”

Per the Arizona indictment, there are five unindicted co-conspirators who are not facing charges (as of now) for their roles in the effort to overturn the 2020 Arizona presidential election outcome which has led to the indictment of 18 others.

  • “Unindicted Coconspirator 1. A former president of the United States who spread false claims of election fraud following the 2020 election.  [Obviously Donald Trump.]
  • “Unindicted Coconspirator 2. A former member of the Arizona Legislature who spread false claims of election fraud following the 2020 election. Unindicted Conspirator 2 helped organize and distribute a false document on December 14, 2020, titled, ‘Joint Resolution of the 54th Legislature.’  [Editor’s note:  22 then-members and eight members-elect at the time signed that resolution.]
  • “Unindicted Conspirator 3. A former member of the Arizona Legislature who spread false claims of election fraud following the 2020 election. Unindicted Coconspirator 3 helped organize a ‘hearing’ at a hotel in Phoenix on November 30, 2020, that both [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] attended. Unindicted Conspirator 3 additionally signed the false December 14, 2020, ‘Joint Resolution of the 54th Legislature.’
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Arizona Attorney General charges all 11 fake Trump 2020 electors; others indicted include Meadows, Giuliani, Ellis, Eastman

The Arizona Attorney General’s office on Wednesday dropped an indictment against all 11 Republicans who served as fake electors for fat former President Trump after the 2020 election.

The indictment is for at least 99 counts–nine counts against each of the named individuals–as well as seven other people who are listed on the indictment but whose names have been redacted.  The charges include single felony counts of Conspiracy; Fraudulent Schemes and Artifices; and Fraudulent Schemes and Practices; as well as six counts of Forgery.

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Nunes asks his buddies in the House to harass DJT short sellers

Apparently unaware that publicly traded securities have an entire independent regulatory body to investigate Securities & Exchanges, Trump Media CEO Devin Nunes decided to literally call for a federal investigation into the short sellers of his company’s explosively overpriced stock.

Noting that four trading houses have taken significant negative positions in the DJT stock–which is massively overvalued with a current market cap of $4.9 billion on annual revenues of $4 million and a net operating loss of $50 million–Nunes asserts that it must be a conspiracy to undervalue the stock, not free market capitalists banking on the company’s inevitable failure.

“Overall, we assess there are strong indications of unlawful manipulation of DJT stock,” Nunes wrote in a letter sent to GOP chums Jim Jordan, Jamie Comer, Jason Smith and Keebler elf Patrick McHenry, the respective chairs of the House Judiciary, Oversight, Ways & Means, and Financial Services Committees.  “As such, I respectfully request that you open an investigation of anomalous trading of DJT to determine its extent and purpose, and whether any laws including RICO statutes and tax evasion laws were violated, so that the perpetrators of any illegal activity can be held to account.”

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Trump campaign, PACs using vendor to conceal legal payments

The Trump campaign and its affiliated PACs apparently made an unreported $8 million payment for legal fees to a single vendor, funneling the expenditure through a common accounting company, the Daily Beast reports.  The amount would also be more fees than paid to Trump lawyers like Alina Habba and John Lauro over that time.

For more than a year, the Trump campaign and its linked groups have sent more than $8 million to Red Curve Solutions, a firm that does the political accounting for the organizations.  The payments were categorized as “reimbursements” for legal expenses but Red Curve Solutions had never provided legal advice to the groups before. It could indicate that Red Curve Solutions is pre-paying legal fees for its clients and getting repaid, but that may be a violation of campaign finance laws.

While Republicans continue to resurrect the Steele dossier being paid by Hillary Clinton’s law firm, it appears their own Party leader and his cabal are hiding an exceptional amount of legal fees that may or may not be associated with one of the various legal tribulations currently besetting their leader .

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Which genius thought showing up at Columbia was a good idea?

Looking at from a very, very far distance, you can kind of see why the House GOP would want to visit to Columbia University on Wednesday: It’s politically charged chaos fueled by far left elements and it jibes easily with their Zionist bullshit, thus theoretically beneficial to them, especially if Fox News is covering it… Except neither they nor Fox seem to have any idea how to make it actually help move the ball down the field for Red versus Blue. We don’t pretend to have any idea either, though we can say that showing up at Columbia and getting booed is not helping.

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Georgia prison inmate’s bold “steal pepper spray and use it to temporarily blind corrections officer” plan works all too brilliantly

The plan was solid. Perfect, even. Jacob Henson, 31, an inmate at Washington State Prison, who was being treated for a stab wound at the nearby Washington County Regional Medical Center knew what he was doing when he found just the right moment to steal a can of pepper spray off the belt of a Georgia Department of Corrections officer and blast him in the face with it. Hell, the stab wound might’ve even been staged just so Henson could get the guard right where he wanted them.

And Henson pulled it off without a hitch. He sprayed that bastard good and incapacitated him.

However, his other plan, “Spray the second GDC officer present,” did not go so smoothly. You could say it hit a few speed bumps. Or, more accurately, a few bullets from that guard’s service weapon hit Henson, per a Georgia Bureau of Investigation press release. Henson may have also had some other plans like “Steal civilian clothes and controlled substances from closet,” “Find keys to ambulance,” and “Drive away from hospital with live hostages,” that might’ve came to fruition if he had been successful with his second pepper spray attack. You also can’t really say “Better luck next time, jailbird” because Henson was pronounced dead at the scene after the unplanned bulleting.

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RNC chair not only creates election conspiracy theories, she manufactures the US states where she’s suing to prove them

We’re not saying that the Republican Party creates conspiracies out of whole cloth based on nothing but greed, grievance and a need to get camera time, but when pop music participant and co-chair of the Republican National Committee Lara Trump breathlessly explains to a conservative news ham hock that the RNC is already suing for election irregularities in 31 states that don’t exist, it’s reasonable to conclude the Republicans are just making shit up again:  “Instead of these poll workers, we’re gonna have lawyers in all the major polling locations across the country.  We have lawsuits in 81 states right now.”  Editor’s note:  there are only 50 states in the United States of America.

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RFK Jr pulls more Trump support in new QU poll

A new Quinnipiac University national survey of registered voters finds President Biden and fat former President Trump tied at 46 percent in a head-to-head and also tied at 37 percent when the full field of Russian assets Robert F Kennedy Jr, Jill Stein, and Cornel West are included.

What’s awesome though is that, among the not small number of respondents who answered either Joe or Donald in the first question and then switched to Bobby Jr in the second question, 47 percent came from Trump and 32 percent from Biden, making this the second national poll showing the raspy-voiced weirdo is more of a liability than an asset to the Orange Tyrant. Also good was Biden holding up leads among independents by 2 percent in the head-to-head and 4 percent full field.

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New Jersey Democratic Congressman Donald Payne Jr. dies

Donald Payne Jr., a six-term Democratic Congressman representing New Jersey’s 10th District, died of a heart attack that was likely a complication of his diabetes, Politico reports.  Payne took office at the end of the 2012 session, taking the seat of his father, Donald Payne, who died of colon cancer.  The 65-year-old Payne is survived by his wife Beatrice and their three adult triplets Donald III, Jack and Yvonne.  His district is a solid blue seat, and it will be up to the local Democratic Committee to determine who will take Payne’s spot on the ballot for the November election.

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Gateway Pundit declares bankruptcy

“TGP Communications, the parent company of The Gateway Pundit, recently made the decision to seek protection under Chapter 11 of the United States Bankruptcy Code in the Southern District of Florida as a result of the progressive liberal lawfare attacks against our media outlet.”

“This is not an admission of fault or culpability. This is a common tool for reorganization and to consolidate litigation when attacks are coming from all sides. It allows TGP to consolidate this lawfare in one court for ultimate resolution. Despite the radical left’s efforts to silence The Gateway Pundit through censorship, de-platforming, de-banking, cut-off from advertisers, and other financial strategies, we will not be deterred from our mission of remaining fearless and being one of the most trusted independent media outlets in America today. We do not expect that to change,” writes Jim Hoft, the fake news conspiracy theorist who founded that shitty fake news site.

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Michigan AG names Trump, Rudy, Meadows as co-conspirators

Prosecutors with Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel’s office named disgraced former President Trump, his fucking scumbag former Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and incompetent alcoholic shitbrain lawyer Rudy Giuliani as unindicted co-conspirators in the case against the 15 Republicans who tried to jam in 16 fake electoral college votes (one has since flipped) and steal the Great Lakes State for the Orange God Emperor following his defeat in the 2020 election, ABC News reports.

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New right wing Slovak government replaces public broadcaster Radio and Television of Slovakia with Slovak Television and Radio

Slovakia’s new right wing populist government is making some changes in the way your average Slovak gets his or her news and entertainment, starting with trashing public broadcaster Radio and Television of Slovakia (RTVS) with Slovak Television and Radio (STVR), the BBC reports.

“We’re returning the adjective ‘Slovak’ to the name, which is a declaration of the unequivocal national and state-forming nature of our public broadcaster,” said ultra-nationalist Slovak National Party Culture Minister Martina Simkovicova in announcing the change. Simkovicova, a former journalist who looks kind of like Kayleigh McEnany, said there was too much “political activism” in RTVS’s coverage and that reporters weren’t objective enough. Also – shocker – her most recent gig was on a streaming channel known for pro-Russian narratives and disinfo about the COVID-19 vax.

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Fox News goes with “the ballots were already printed” excuse

Some Fox News writer must’ve felt satisfied enough with the line “Now you might remember she suspended her campaign last month after ballots had been printed” as a means of soothing the anxieties of Trump-loving viewers who might feel a little uneasy over Republican primary voters in a crucial swing state knowingly voting for someone other than their Orange God Emperor. Also helps that the MAGA media industrial complex have pretty much already written off these Haley voters so strongly implying that they’re too fucking stupid to know their candidate of choice had already dropped out isn’t going to do any real damage to the Trump base’s morale. Good job Fox News writer.

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Voyager 1 unfucked: NASA

“After some inventive sleuthing, the mission team can — for the first time in five months — check the health and status of the most distant human-made object in existence. For the first time since November, NASA’s Voyager 1 spacecraft is returning usable data about the health and status of its onboard engineering systems. The next step is to enable the spacecraft to begin returning science data again. The probe and its twin, Voyager 2, are the only spacecraft to ever fly in interstellar space (the space between stars). Voyager 1 stopped sending readable science and engineering data back to Earth on Nov 14, 2023, even though mission controllers could tell the spacecraft was still receiving their commands and otherwise operating normally. In March, the Voyager engineering team at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Southern California confirmed that the issue was tied to one of the spacecraft’s three onboard computers, called the flight data subsystem (FDS). The FDS is responsible for packaging the science and engineering data before it’s sent to Earth,” says NASA in a press release announcing that their nearly five-decade old probe is not quite dead yet.

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Comer “fed up,” hoping “Jesus comes so he can get out”

An anonymous Republican Congressman tells CNN that House Oversight Chairbilly James Comer is “hoping Jesus comes so he can get out,” and “He is fed up,” not just with his failed impeachment inquiry into President Joe Biden but apparently his job altogether, as the incompetent fraud of an investigator has his eyes on the governor’s mansion in Frankfort for when incumbent Dem Governor Andy Beshear is term-limited out from running again in 2027. Comer had lost to dipshit former Governor Matt Bevin in the 2015 Republican gubernatorial primary by like 80-something votes.

Anyway, the CNN story is about the bigger picture of the failure to find a pretext for evening the score for fat former President Trump’s two impeachments, hastily announced in a panic move by loser former Speaker Kevin McCarthy as he saw his support ebb in the conference and now he literally isn’t even a Congressman anymore. Even though we and all of our readers know that it’s still pretty freaking mind-boggling to write a sentence like that. They really do fucking suck that badly.

“I don’t even want to talk to you,” Comer said to CNN when asked if his colleagues had complained to him personally about just how badly he had fucked this whole thing up. “If you don’t think they were influence-peddling, there’s nothing to say. My God.” Oversight member and batshit sorceress Anna Paulina Luna admitted that Hunter Biden and his lawyer skated circles around them. “I feel like this was slow-rolled, and it’s been very frustrating for me as a new member because I feel like there’s way more that we could have done, and it just hasn’t been done in a timely fashion.”

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“Birdbrain” still pulls 16.5 percent in Pennsylvania GOP primary

Former South Carolina Governor Nikki “Birdbrain” Haley took 155,829 votes – or 16.5 percent – in the 2024 Republican primary at 95+ percent reporting in Pennsylvania on Tuesday. This was a closed primary in which early voting began more than a month after she dropped out, and still she was able to pull a not-insignificant piece of the Keystone State’s registered GOP electorate.

How did “quasi-incumbent” fat former President Trump do versus his turnout when he was the actual incumbent four years ago? Fucking awful. He’s down 25.3 percent, from 1,053,616 votes in 2020 to 786,485 this year. Joe Biden also took more votes this year overall than Trump, at 920,000.

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Biden and Buttigieg increase airline executive pain and suffering

“The Biden-Harris Administration today announced that the US Department of Transportation has issued a final rule that requires airlines to promptly provide passengers with automatic cash refunds when owed. The new rule makes it easy for passengers to obtain refunds when airlines cancel or significantly change their flights, significantly delay their checked bags, or fail to provide the extra services they purchased. ‘Passengers deserve to get their money back when an airline owes them – without headaches or haggling,’ said US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg. ‘Our new rule sets a new standard to require airlines to promptly provide cash refunds to their passengers.'”

“The final rule creates certainty for consumers by defining the specific circumstances in which airlines must provide refunds. Prior to this rule, airlines were permitted to set their own standards for what kind of flight changes warranted a refund. As a result, refund policies differed from airline to airline, which made it difficult for passengers to know or assert their refund rights. DOT also received complaints of some airlines revising and applying less consumer-friendly refund policies during spikes in flight cancellations and changes,” says a statement from the US Department of Transportation announcing more torment and suffering for greedy cocksucker airline executives.

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Orange God Emperor demands GOP “TAKE ACTION” for him

“We have a Rigged Judge, who is working for the Democrat Party and refuses to terminate this ‘case,’ which should have never been brought by Soft on Crime Alvin Bragg. Judge Merchan should immediately removed, and the Appellate Courts have to take over. That also applies to Corrupt Judge Engoron, who knew I did nothing wrong, and still fraudulently fined me $500 Million Dollars while having no knowledge of Valuation, Finance, or in any way what he was doing. Same with Judge Kaplan, who allowed a woman, who I have never met (celebrity photo line does not count!), and know nothing about, to get a lawless judgment of $90 Million Dollars. New York Justice is in shambles, and only the Appellate Courts can save it. A Republican doesn’t stand a chance – This is not Justice…” posted fat former President Trump early Wednesday, continued “This New York Cabal, run by Crooked Joe Biden’s White House, is a hit job on a Political Opponent the likes of which the USA has never seen before. For the Good of our Country, it must be stopped. The Crooked Joe Biden Witch Hunts have to be ended. REPUBLICANS IN WASHINGTON MUST TAKE ACTION!”

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