We hate to break this to far right Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas as this news is going to be very hard for him to hear, but it seems that his BFF, Texas MAGA billionaire Harlan Crow, isn’t a real, sincere friend and is just using him according to a new report from ProPublica which says Crow wrote off the fun yacht trips he took Clarence on as business expenses on his taxes.
We recommend Ginni take her husband out for a long walk or to get some ice cream with lots of sprinkles so they can talk about it, because it’s not Clarence’s fault that Harlan is such a stinking jerk. Adults can be so cruel sometimes, especially when it comes to money stuff like this.
In all seriousness it’s actually hilarious that this is the only time Crow would be completely honest about the nature of their “friendship” is so he could save at most, what, a few grand? What kind of billionaire oligarch is that fucking cheap and stupid that he would leave a paper trail for his bribery? Even better is that was what it took to turn what was a muddy Supreme Court ethics issue into potential criminal exposure for himself and others in Clarence’s “social cricle.”