Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CLXXVIII

  • A man with 34 financial fraud felonies had a record fundraising day for his GOP presidential campaign on the day of his conviction, and that’s all you need to know about the state of the Republican Party.
  • I move to impeach Clarence Thomas now.  His corruption is clear, as is his disdain for professional ethics.  I know it will never get out of a committee–hell, it won’t even get a hearing–but it will make news, which is what Democrats need this election season.  Do it on a Friday and make it the focus of the weekend talk show cycle.  Highlight the corruption on the court, and make Clarence and Ginni Thomas the faces of it. 
  • It’s true:  the law applies to everyone.  Just look at what they’re doing to Justin Timberlake.  Or… wait…  Is he a victim of the criminal Marxist Deep State?  I’m so confused.
  • Republicans know Trump isn’t capable of beating Biden in a one-on-one policy debate; it’s why they’re already propagating the “Joe on Juice” shit.  Assuming the moderators cut mics like they say they can, Biden wins on discussing policy every day.  And Trump will get none of his sought-after feedback from an empty studio.
  • Clearly, Joe Biden is on PEDs:  Poll Enhancing Deeds.  Passing legislation like the Infrastructure Bill and the PACT Act–along with his immigration-related executive orders done because of Congressional GOP politically-based obstruction–makes Trump’s record in office look like nothing.  Well, that’s mainly because Trump did nothing good to remember.
  • I got to see Willie Mays play in an Old Timers game in Philadelphia a few years after he retired.  In his mid-40s, he chased down a Del Ennis fly ball in the vast centerfield at the Vet and made an over-the-shoulder catch so similar to the famous filmed one, I really thought they rehearsed it.
  • Joe Biden is a person.  Donald Trump is a brand.  Americans want authenticity, not a mirage.
  • Trump’s endorsement of Larry Hogan just lost the Maryland seat for the GOP.  Trump lost the state by 30 points; he probably endorsed Hogan knowing Hogan is an eternal never-Trumper and Maryland is a never-Trumper state, so he knew his endorsement would sink Hogan.  Trump is just that spiteful.
  • Jamie Raskin’s reaction to Jasmine Crockett’s “bleach blonde bad built butch body” response is what makes that video.  
  • Joe Biden isn’t going through debate prep; he’s going to an insult comic boot camp.  He’s testing the best comebacks for various Trump lies and exaggerations.  Joe’s gotta counter Trump’s insults, but not sway too far from being the adult in the room.  
  • Without a doubt, Trump knew the conservative Supreme Court would overturn the bump stock ban.  He could sign it into law knowing the NRA’s money would buy a reversal.  That’s how justice works in a Republican world.
  • Don’t be a poser:  if you’re going to put a glass of wine up to your nose to smell it, put your nose in the glass–like, all the way in the glass.  You don’t get the aroma above the rim; the glass is designed to trap it in the bowl.  
  • When I see Vladimir Putin cozying up to Kim Jong-un, I see two underpowered bullies trying to join forces to maintain their respective positions.  Putin needs Kim’s ammo and Kim needs Putin’s rubles.  
  • Surgeon General’s warnings on cigarette packs didn’t get a single kid to stop smoking.  Age restrictions were a part of it, yes, but not having role models smoke was the first step. Not having it ubiquitous reduced the desire to smoke.  Publicly using social media–or your phone in general–does not yet have the shame level cigarette smoking does.  
  • With a third of Americans under temperature warnings this weekend, remember to increase water intake.  Stay cool.  Pull out the blender and make your favorite shake, smoothie, or boat drink.  And treat your pets the same, except maybe the boat drinks.  Doggy brain freeze is real.
  • A future Democratic-led Congress should update the mission of the Judicial Conference to independently review judicial ethical issues on the Supreme Court. It already has subpoena power, so it can form a standing committee on maintaining “the appearance of impropriety” on the Supreme Court.   Independent of the Supreme Court, the Conference could issue a non-binding decision that can reassure the public of SCOTUS’s neutrality–or reinforce its suspicions about the High Court.
  • After learning we had an unused hammock chair packed away in the garage and chiding me for hiding such a treasure, Mrs. Jack decided she would erect it so she could spend her summer break in it, in the backyard paging through innumerable books.  I believe she’s on her third title already, and she couldn’t be happier.

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

“Naive Republicans fall into lies like they always do”

7 minutes ago

Tsunami warnings issued after 7.3 magnitude quake off Alaska

2 hours ago

Orange Fuhrer’s approval at 40 percent: Quinnipiac poll

4 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Bannon after “Epstein hoax” betrayal

8 hours ago

Orange God Emperor to fire Jerome Powell soon: report

8 hours ago

Picasso-face outraises Cornhole by $2.1 million

9 hours ago

Trump calls Epstein truthers “weaklings,” no longer his supporters

10 hours ago

Turkish opposition leader sentenced to 20 months

11 hours ago

Charlie Kirk calls reports he’s “done” with Epstein “fake news”

23 hours ago

“Only bad people”

1 day ago

Ghost hunter encounters otherworldy realm full of departed souls

1 day ago

“Bro, where’s the videos?”

1 day ago

Lauren Boebert wants Bob Menendez as Fort Knox special counsel

1 day ago

The Epstein Files are fake but I’m not releasing them

1 day ago

Canada needs to rake their forests

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: Dems to try again on Epstein files amendment

1 day ago

Regime to incinerate enough food to feed 1.5 million kids for a week

1 day ago

Branch Covidian MAGAchurch pastor dies

1 day ago

Newsom pretty eager to retaliate in gerrymandering wars

1 day ago

Libs and MAGA support for Epstein truth almost dead even: poll

1 day ago

Ken Paxton had awesome fundraising day after wife’s divorce

1 day ago

WATCH LIVE: House GOP presser x Waltz confirmation hearing

1 day ago

Too early Fabrizio poll not great for House GOP

1 day ago

Orange Shitbrain demands witch hunt against Adam Schiff

1 day ago

MAGAflation up to 2.7 percent in June

1 day ago

QAdulteress missed the “Stop talking about Epstein” memo

1 day ago

Surprise! Comer used digital signature in “Autopen” investigation

2 days ago

House Republicans block Epstein release amendment

2 days ago

Cory Mills evicted from DC penthouse

2 days ago

Luna still not saying anything about subpoenaing Epstein files

2 days ago

“Intimate and embarrassing and not of legitimate concern to the public”: Greg Abbott’s office after denying request for Musk emails

2 days ago

Arizona cops deliver pizza after arresting driver

2 days ago

“Abandon Harris” threatens globalize the intifada against Trump

2 days ago

Charlie Kirk “done talking about Epstein”

2 days ago

Not clear if Dan Bongino showed up to FBI headquarters Monday

2 days ago

Fat Hitler’s approval at 39 percent: YouGov

2 days ago

Disneyland guests fucked over by ride shutdowns for Jaydee’s visit

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: NATO chief trapped with tired old degenerate

2 days ago

Evangelical shitbags’ new reality show outrages Evangelicals

2 days ago

German cops bust tarantula trafficking ring

2 days ago

Mike Lawler annoyed at CNN for asking about Epstein shitshow

2 days ago

Large majority of DOJ’s Regime defense unit have quit

2 days ago

Florida teen punches alligator in the face, escapes with leg intact

2 days ago

John Solomon reports new Hillary investigation opened

2 days ago

Nine dead in fire at assisted living home in Fall River, Massachusetts

2 days ago

Orange face calls small face to ask him for help with Epstein case

3 days ago

Elmo hacked by man who had point if not so antisemitic

3 days ago

“Send this money back” to “the most criminal treasonous communist government ever”: Kerr County resident in 2022

3 days ago

Nebraskans call bullshit on non-bullshit reason for hospital closing

3 days ago

Jeff rises from the dead to ruin MAGA Easter Sunday: Live coverage

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x