You knew going in that this Sunday morning’s shows would be a bloodbath, you were just interested in how the blood looked spattered on the screens of American news consumers. First up this wiener Kevin Hassett complaining about the media having such a negative focus on the stock market but not that other countries are begging the Orange God Emperor to lift the tariffs, and then within a minute saying prices won’t go up before staying some prices might go up. Hassett then laughed like an idiot when asked why convicted felon President Trump reposted some video asserting the fat fuck was deliberately tanking the stock market to get the Fed to lower interest rates.

The here’s Scott Bessent saying let them eat shit to those about to retire whose investments just got absolutely manhandled by the collateral damage of this feckless and fucking stupid policy.

Oklahoma Senator James Lankford doesn’t even believe the shit he’s saying to Kristen Welker:

Howard Lutnick on the other hand. Jesus Christ, lol. This asshole provided zero evidence to support his assertion that Australia was somehow clandestinely backdooring exports via the Heard and McDonald Islands in anticipation of the tariffs on the country’s mainland:

Peter Navarro literally told investors they can only lose money if they sell, that “the media is trying to push us into recession,” that this is “not a negotiation” when other MAGA assholes are saying it is a negotiation tactic, and shittalking Elon Musk and saying he doesn’t know what he’s talking about:

Wyoming Senator John Barrasso expertly non-answered the question as to why the fuck Trump went ahead with this stupid bullshit BEFORE the GOP passed their tax giveaway to the wealthy:

Stupid hick Tommy Tuberville, lol, complaining that “Wall Street is the problem” as if the stock market clusterfuck is no different from some MSNBC segment badmouthing the regime: